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I think CJ should ditch Andrade and her husband and manage DG, because I would find that funny.
#aew lb#Still very much Not A Fan of this quasi-cucking/man-wants-to-control-his-sex-object-wife storyline#But it'd be fucking hilarious to me if DG just rizzed CJ and stole her from Miro/Andrade#38-year-old woman leaves her caveman husband and her also-married rebound guy#In order to be a 25-year-old fuckboy's sugar mama#Truly she would be living the dream#CJ: ''Unlike you Miro Daniel actually respects my decisions. Particularly when I decide to spend your money on gifts for him!''#DG: ''She bought me new shoes! Expensive ones!''#CJ: ''And he dances for my amusement! You never did that for me!''#DG: ''So since I call your wife 'mommy' does that make you my da -#Miro: *seethes in cuckoldry fueled rage and strangles Daniel*#CJ: ''Yeah that's not gonna work he's into that''#Andrade: *just sitting back chilling watching this whole thing unfold* Whatever I already have a hot blonde flexible wife soooooo
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#fear and loathing in las vegas#film#fernando adorneti#caveman dg#terry gilliam#hunter s. thompson#90s#bat country#illustration#art#skull#behance
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The Dunwich Horror by Caveman dg
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First DG makes me watch a Babyface MJF match, now he's gonna make me have to watch a Miro match?? 😩
#Miro is one of those wrestlers I simply Do Not Get#Every time I try to watch his matches I am bored to tears#But...if anyone can make it somewhat entertaining for me it's DG#And I lowkey hate this storyline with CJ#Where the whole thing is ''GRRRR Why isn't my sex object wife doing what I - her husband - want? This is ridiculous!#How dare she make her own decisions and do something independently of her man? That's now what women are supposed to do! GRRRRRRR!!''#But I swear to god if this somehow results in CJ telling her caveman husband to fuck off so she can go be Daniel's sugar mama#I will LAUGH hysterically and this will become my favourite storyline ever#Like obviously that ain't gonna happen but it's funny in my head so#DG to Miro: ''So since I call your wife 'mommy' does that make you my da -''#Miro: *seethes in cuckold-driven rage* *strangles Daniel*#CJ: ''Yeah that's not gonna work - he's into that.''
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