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camphorror · 10 days

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ok so hello people of tumblr. who wants to know what happened since i last regularly posted here????

i became friends with this girl at work i was loooowkey crushing on, we became too close way too quickly. she confided in me a month and a half into out friendship how she had a crush on a***d which caused her a sexuality crisis bc she was convinced she was gay until then. i felt weird but loved her too much to let something silly like this ruin the friendship. he started hanging out with us, i felt real fucking baaaaaad. life situations led me into telling a***d i liked him for ages. he said we're too good friends to ruin it, we're beyond that point! if i had said something earlier then maybe! then i found out he liked her!!! but he decided because of me he would stop talking to her!! i was living thru insanity bc of it. then me and him spent a month and a half being friends but also more than friends? but also "it's just good friends it's nothing romantic bc i said i don't feel the same i don't wanna ruin it you're one of the utmost important people in my life up there with my childhood friends blahblah" and we cuddled and hugged every time we met, texted every day after work until late at night, went thru a kissing/making out one evening after drinking a lot of alcohol drama. he initiated all of this!!! always!! i was in this weird grey area and thought everything is Fine because i know it's not a good idea

then almost a month ago he decided to ask her out! he didn't tell me in advance (despite the fact i told him if you ever choose to act about your feelings just say so). she did not tell me about it despite me being transparent with her all along, and despite telling me she thinks friendship is more important than all of this. so this went on for a week and a half, without me being told, whilst i was feeling weird asf and convincing myself i'm going crazy because of my anxiety bc everything was Normal. and then i found out thursday march 28th (haha a month ago exactly.. what a coincidence) because we were together and he said he can't wait for a "right time" like she wanted to. all of life collapsed from the feeling of betrayal from and anger at both of them. first i hated her, now i realised i hate him because he was at fault for all this messed up shit and took zero responsibility the one time we talked. i gave 2 of them chances to talk as some closure and we haven't spoken since. i truly hate him and think he's a shit person.

took a whole week off work after that first happened. was depressed at home. one day i decided to dress nicely and go meet my friend who just came back from abroad at the city of christ..... told her everything. then she took me to see a cool hostel i'd like bc it's in an ancient building. guy who works there studied with us but i didn't remember him lol. we talked & had wine then i got tipsy i overshared everything. he was the most charming and cute person i met.... (& a proper proper leftist too). we spent 3 hours there with him despite my friend wanting to kill me bc that WASN'T the plan. he was overly friendly, had a very interesting vibe.. esp abt the situation... then he told me how he's going abroad the next day and perhaps is gonna break up with his ldr gf... we sat together whilst my friend was in another room/on the side on her phone (I APOLOGISED PROFOUNDLY) and he even showed me pics of him from the gym... my biggest regret is when we left, had food with my friend and just got on the bus, he texted me on ig that i should come back to say bye again.. i didnt... then he came back from abroad last week and sort of said if i got the time i should come visit.. so of ci did lol but the Vibe was gone (as like... he didnt break up with the gf and therefore there was no vibe & i was fine with it lol). he asked me if i want him to teach me how to fight and i said yeah so besides updating him again on my woes we also literally fought with each other which was fucking fun. like he was properly teaching me what to do in a fight. i'm still feeling sore (that was 2 days ago) he is so cool and i wanna be his friend now that i am not cr*shing on him...

besides that life is still grim and i am going back to work in a day and gonna have to see those 2 people who ruined my life again aaaaand i know my mental health will take a dive. what do you even do when this shit happens

#txt #now i can be gone for another 6 months and update again i guess

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minquiec · 9 months

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My 5k word essay on why I like bringing pain and suffering to the two idiots I love dearly (A thesis)

[alternative title being: me ranting abt jipunk for 2 hours straight im kiddingg]

So like

At this point I'm pretty sure most people can tell I enjoy pulling angst out of nowhere for absolutely NO reason necessary other than pain heeheehaahaa well it ain't gonna stop 😁 CAUSE TRUST THAT I will make sure every au I ever make of these two end in numbingly tragic angst one way or the other 🦅 jkjk they won't all be that bad it'll just have varying degrees of sadness

Anyways

I actually do have a reason for never giving them a happy (canonical or implied) happy ending ☝️ the thing abt me is every detail or like choice I make in character design/relationship/etc is that it's always intentional (most of the time) like there's always some kind of corny reason behind it bc I'm jwndkwjd insane and just think too hard abt two characters that don't even exist.

So like so like

I am an absolute loser for tropes like 'in another life' or 'in every life' or just anything among those lines. Like genuinely it does smth irreparable to my brain it's not even funny.

And basically the thought process for jipunk was like they're LITERALLY from different universes which quite literally means they can't end up together bc it's just not possible. But tbh the whole multiverse logic and how it works is up to interpretation cause y'know it's just a movie but personally I see it as smth pretty impossible for lore sake and stuff HAHSHA

So because the 'original' jipunk (atsv versions) can't end up together, I decided to go and think

"HMM."

"WHAT IF THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF 'ill find you in every universe" BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM END IN THE SAME WAY (never ending up tgt)"

Cause for the different au's each of them is technically a different reincarnate in different worlds with different lives.

And like going back to when I said varying levels of sadness: what I meant was in some aus they'll be literally universes apart (which in itself is already sad asf) but in other aus they could live in the same world but their lives are like perpendicular lines because they'll meet and then never cross paths again (BECAUSE this is what their fate is supposed to be if we base it off their atsv counter parts: they were never meant to be bc they're from different universes)

BUT DONT KILL ME YET BC

technically

teccchnicaalllllyyy

In the long run they do have a happy ending

(longass run bru)

So there isn't a proper timeline for which universes 'happen first' bc that just doesn't make sense but

The modern au where it has the convenience store

Is their happy ending

Endgame au fr

Cause if you think abt it right (this is a headcanon), hb isn't the type of person to fall in love based on looks.

Yet in the modern au he ends up crushing on a silly little employee of the convenience store he goes to.

And like it's just this pull he can't understand for the life of him??? Cause it feels so shallow to him to like someone bc he thinks their pretty

Little does he know

So after they get tgt in the modern au, I'm thinking of this one moment where he kind of figures it out/sort of/not really but he is just like

"idk what it is but it feels like I've spent lifetimes with you"

BECAUSE YOU HAAAAAAVE@)$()2(# AAAAAAUEGEGHHEGEG JM SOBBING

HE SAYS IT BC HE REALIZES HIS SOUL IS JUST SO COMFORTABLE WITH HER PRESENCE ALMOST LIKE ITS GOTTEN USED TO IT SINCE A LONG LONG TIME AGO

And I realized just now but omfg the comic I made where he drunk confess and goes 'I liked you first'

HES LITERALLY BEEN LIKING HER FIRST IN THEIR FIRST LIFE (ATSV) IM GOING TO FUCKIGNNEF THROIWN UP

Soulmates idc idc IDCCCC

Took the quote I love you in every lifetime and RAAAAANNNN WITH IT

I enjoy tragic love stories tm

This isn't delusion anymore this is derangement

They r so dear to me

They are my kdramas, they are my bridgerton, they are my therapy this is how I cope.

#jipunk #lorerambles

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navstuffs · 2 years

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Imagine finding this while dating Robert Pattinson

Pairing: Robert Pattinson x gn!reader

Warning: none, kinda crack fanfic

Authors note: while working on my requests i saw THIS and i couldnt let it go!! i had to write! for ppl who have requested for fanfics i havent forgotten ANY of them!!!!

You definitely had too much Robert's stuff. You considered yourself his biggest fan and together with his family kept a lot about his career: magazine covers, journals, posters from his movies, everything related to your relationship with Robert. You wonder if you shouldn't sell that box online, anonymous of course, so you could get some money when a piece of a magazine calls your attention.

You never noticed before, probably because belonged to his family's records. While your eyes scan through it you hold back a laugh.

"What is this?" You whisper, looking over your shoulder as if discovering a forbidden secret from your boyfriend.

How come you were only seeing that right now? You knew why Robert wouldn't show you. It is not something he was probably proud of. This was your opportunity to pay back all his teasing when your teenage diary was revealed to the world and your teenage crush for him was all he could talk about for weeks. You look for him around the house, hiding the article behind your back, an idea popping in your head. Time for payback.

You finally find your boyfriend sitting down on the floor near the living room's sofa. His blonde hair all pulled back as he had been messing with it so many times, his blue eyes' attention on a book. You approach him, sitting at his side. You put a hand on his shoulder, making Robert look at you. He smiles but it fades away when he notices your mischievous smirk.

"Love?"

"So, Rob, we never talked about your teenage years. It interests me to know your dating history from that time and alllll your pick-up lines."

"Why do you want to know that now, love?" Robert asks, his eyes suspicious. You with sudden questions never meant anything good for him. Especially with that malicious smile.

"Oh, nothing. I was just looking through some stuff and I found THIS!" You scream the last part, bringing the article to his face, a victorious smile on your face.

His eyes scanned through the article and you realized your boyfriend was mortified. Rob never thought he would see that embarrassing thing ever again and there you were wiggling like a prize. He looked so awful in that picture. Jeez, his teenage eyebrows time. His pink cheekbones.

"What can I say? Everyone had a cringy teenage period, babe."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?" You attempt copying his voice, putting your hands on your hips, puffing your chest. Robert rolls his eyes, looking back to his book but you squeeze his shoulder, calling his attention again.

"Come on, Rob darling, don't be so tense. I love DJing, as well. Do you want remix in me?" You wink in his direction, the flirty smile still on your lips.

Robert chuckles, hiding his mouth with his hands. He knew this was all payback from teasing you for having a crush on him since Harry Potter's years. He didn't mind. He loved silly you the most. But two could play this game.

"Love, you shouldn't play with DJs like that. Don't you know we are very good with our fingers?" Robert provokes, his voice full of malice, getting you by surprise.

"Ohhh." You sit on his lap, throwing your arms around his neck. Before you can kiss him, he places his hand in front of your mouth, whispering:

"I believe in love at first sight. The same way you fell in love with me when I was Cedric Diggory…"

"Oh, come on Rob. Not fair" You roll your eyes. Robert tries to hold back a laugh but can't when he sees your outraged face.

"You know I'm joking, darling. This is way worse." Roberts speaks, pointing at the article in your hand.

"Worse than Edward Cullen? Kidding, kidding!" You tease, getting a surprised look from him. "But you look so cute in that picture. Fifteen-year-old Robert Pattinson is very cute. But I prefer you now, of course."

"Please. You wouldn't look at me when I was a teenager. Did you see that face? Uggghhh!"

"I will still keep this" You put it inside your pants pocket. "Besides what were you saying about DJs and their fingers?"

Robert chuckles. He knew you wouldn't let go off that easy so he didn't have a choice. Getting up with you in his arms and deciding to mock you one last time, he exclaims loudly:

"DJ ROBERT IN THE HOUSE!"

"Oh come on, Rob!"

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