B is my dog. I'm currently working on making an Aladdin Sane lightning bolt patch since his name is Bowie. He's short hair so he's gotta wear a coat in our cold weather. He likes heavy metal, birds, aliens, anything that flies/flaps in the wind, colorful TV shows like the Great British Baking Show and Pokemon, and his favorite color is pink. His hobbies include staring at the sky for flying things, tearing apart cardboard boxes, cracking open a cold one with the boys (although he prefers an aged bone covered in dust, like a fine wine), worshipping gods of chaos and destruction, and stealing bras and socks. He's a very good boy except for when he's not. He hates halloween decorations and the virgin mary but he's getting better at it.

There will probably be a follow up poll for a more specific patch. Feel free to send suggestions also

Tagging some mutuals: @anurarana , @glameowr , @the-mad-dame , @bard-irl , @philosophilia

Original post here

Tagging: @the-mad-dame @anurarana @glameowr @transbispaceguy @soclonely @birdburrito

And also tagging Spark in case she wants to see this: @johnny-saw-horses

So, y'all picked the random option, so here are some MORE options from the random category

*this patch is already made, I was gonna put it on my jacket but i could put it on him. It would also make more sense since he's an iPad baby (Spark leaves her iPad on the bed so I usually find him sleeping next to it/in a position where it looks like he's been using it)

**something small like this:

if ur doing that catgirl aunt bit for clout its not working

I'm sorry anon but Spark isn't for clout its because I don't know where else to talk about her. Who am I supposed to tell that I have a catgirl aunt? My coworkers??? No. It goes on tumblr. And I don't really care about the attention I'm just here hanging out with my friends. And giving them updates on aunt spark.

Anyways if you want you can go follow her @johnny-saw-horses. She commented on my expired cupcake post a while ago:

She doesn't post much and pretty much only checks tumblr when I tell her to (I actually made that blog specifically for her) but I think she fits in here. I also have a blog where I post things specifically for her since I don't really need her following this blog which is mostly fandom stuff. She's supportive and all but I don't really need her seeing me reblogging batman stuff since she ain't that kind of nerd. But I do have a sideblog that she follows where I post and reblog stuff specifically for her to see! @for-sparkness.

I live in a house with an Alexa and I figure I might as well put her to work so sometimes I ask her to set timers (shes in the kitchen, very helpful when cooking) and I was making pasta for lunch and it was NOT going well so I asked alexa: "Alexa, how much time on that godforsaken timer." And she humbled me.

"You do not have a godforsaken timer."

Put me in my place. Calmed me down. Now I'm eating my pasta with probably expired pasta sauce. You're right, alexa. That timer was not godforsaken. And neither am I.