#catch me in the Paleocene era loudly approaching a giant monster snake hanging from a tree in a jungle near a river just minding its own
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you know what REALLY tickles my fancy?
Big animals
like- REALLY big animals
I learn about the Titanoboa, or Elasmotherium and just go FERAL
their modern counterparts aren't even things I particularly like, I just see big, I just see cute and I want one
50 foot long snake that comes up to my waist in height? ohohoho inject it('s venom) right into my veins
Siberian Unicorn that is twice my height, hohoho! that's a cuddle buddy right there!
I see a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is twice its regular size and go mwamwamwa give me a kissy cutie-pie
#big animals#special interests#archeology#zoology#biology#Titanoboa#elasmotherium#giant snake#Siberian Unicorn#Tyrannosaurus Rex#no fear#I would literally die#but they're just so cute and huggable#it takes something reeeeeally cute for me to care about a small animal#even more so as an entire species#like those lil bats with fox-like faces? adorable#give me the big cats over the small cats doe#vortex spiral#seriously I dont know what it is but if its bigger than me I loves it#catch me in the Paleocene era loudly approaching a giant monster snake hanging from a tree in a jungle near a river just minding its own#business as I walk up making kissy noises like “let me boop da snoot!”#would you believe me if I told you I was afraid of/hated snakes growing up and then met titanoboa and fell in love with their whole species
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