#caroline: :( okay i'm sorry can i pls use the shower i'm covered in rainbow icing
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#caroline: hey archie sweetheart :) remember u made me that cake?#archie: lmao yeah did u finish it?#caroline: oh yes!! i just wanted to bake you one in return :) here u go#archie: *opens box* ...............*throws it at her*#caroline: *SCREAMING*#alex: *laughing* what was wrong with it?!#archie: TELL ME YOU DIDN'T#alex: DIDN'T WHAT#archie: SLEEP WITH CAROLINE#alex: WHAT#caroline: i wrote 'sorry i slept with your dad' on the cake as a joke and now i'm paying for it :( I JUST HAD MY HAIR DONE ARCHIMEDES!!!#alex: WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT ON A CAKE AND GIVE IT TO MY 14 YEAR OLD SON#caroline: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT NOW YOU'RE BOTH MAD AT ME AND I'M COVERED IN CAKE!#alex: you know what caroline??? i don't think you're paying enough *pours a vase of flowers and all the water over her*#caroline: *GASP* THAT WAS COLD!!! YOU BASTARD!!!#alex: NEVER say that again#archie: i mean....technically she WROTE it but-#caroline: :( okay i'm sorry can i pls use the shower i'm covered in rainbow icing#archie: *licks her arm* ... damn it caroline you used too much icing sugar
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