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faith-trustpixiedust · 2 years

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I can 100% imagine Evie and Uma planning Mal's bachelorette party and deciding they're going to go on a sailing trip. Evie decides they all need matching babe and bride swimsuits...but Jay and Carlos are also coming. Jay immediately volunteers to wear matching board shorts with "babe" written across the butt, and Carlos does not like this idea. So Jay suggests his can say "buzz kill" instead.

#like a mal bachelorette party in general sounds like something i absolutely need to write #like mal? she would be down for literally anything as long as she didnt have to plan it #jay would have the time of his life then go to bens bachelor party like oh y'all don't turn up like the girlies do #evie had a blast choosing the outfits #carloss is just happy to be included #up until jay covers himself in body glitter and suggests they go to a strip club #to which carlos yells ABSOLUTELY not and so does mal

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