If Black Pearl turned Sorbet Shark into a land cookie she can def do the opposite too.

Caviar is the only unamused one here

Fuck it

Judge my life choices based on my favorite CRK ships AND my favorite platonic/familial dynamics

self indulgent but

Some little oycap that I cooked up today

This is is heavily based on my headcanon that they were childhood friends you kind of grew up together if please send me ask about them I am so like into them I love them anything ask me anything about them I will answer

Expect more sea cookies since both Ovenbreak and Kingdom gave me simultaneous brainrot and art block🌊🦪

Idk if my ask got ate up by tumblr or not - but my ask was how would the cookies (any cookies welcome but I’m interested to see the dragons, Hollyberry, Cpt. Caviar and Oyster) react to Y/N ‘s prowess in the martial arts tournament. Knowing Y/N’s normally a sweetheart I’d imagine some would be surprised to find out how strong they are

Hollyberry would be pretty proud and impressed with your strength! Seeing you display such power just tells her that sometimes a great amount of strength can come from the gentlest of hearts! Don’t expect her to hold back on her hugs when the tournament is all over!

Captain Caviar was shocked to see you participating at the tournament too, getting worried that you were going to get yourself hurt badly! But once he got a look at just how tough the sweetest cookie he’s ever known can be, he’s even more astonished, you fought like a champion. It’s kinda getting him hyped up if he’s paired against you later on. If there was any cookie he’d like to have the honor of taking on, it was you.

It certainly made Oyster’s day seeing a cookie she thought couldn’t hurt a jelly frog absolutely solo those pompous paladins, it was a sight indeed. Such power…she wonders if there was any way she could keep you around in the Republic as a bodyguard of hers. No one would suspect a wonderful cookie like you to completely deck cookies wanting a problem with her. May she..caress your arm for a second?

Pitaya Dragon Cookie thought they were seeing things when you were brawling with cookies larger then you and winning! But no, you weren’t as fragile as they thought you were! They’re getting excited as their eyes began to glow, they really wanted to see what you’re made of!

Well this wasn’t what Lotus was expecting, such a cute cookie putting up a great fight against their opponents. They were expecting to be bored, but came out of seeing your fight interested in you. They’ll have Hydrangea Cookie tail You once you leave, Lotus wants to hear what kind of wish you want…

Not bad, not bad at all seeing you fare against your bigger opponents, but you were still just a cookie to them. Ananas Dragon Cookie didn’t completely write you off however, you weren’t exactly as feeble as these other cookies. They’ll give you the time of day, but expect to belong to them when you inevitably fall to the dragon of dragons~

Well well, the softie actually can put up a fight after all. You can be strong all you like, but you’ll inevitably fall for Lychee Dragon Cookie, right? It makes them curious for what they’ll do to you once your soul in their hands, will they have you be amongst the slaves they have already or will you be special to them? Lychee could always use a strong cookie like you to totally keep them safe! Your soul will be theirs!

You were strong for a cookie, but Longan Dragon Cookie was leagues ahead of you in power. You weren’t as weak as the other cookies Longan has seen, despite that gentle, kindhearted nature of yours being a good mask for it. You were still weak compared to them, and the weak are better off as crumbs…so, Longan will take you into your arms. They will make you strong, they will give you purpose…

Quick things I made with the comic creator (192/?)

Criteria to be a Super Epic Cookie:

You must have some kind of trauma.

You must be shipped with or have a close relationship (example; Besties) with at least one Epic Cookie. (Ex: Clotted with Financier, Oyster with Caviar, Shining Glitter with Black Lemonade (if you've seen the Rockstar ending, you know.) wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

You must be somewhat important somehow.

You are either amazing or absolutely suck at hiding your emotions.

You have scary high ambitions.

You are either amazing at social interaction or you are terrible at it, there is no in the middle.

You doubt yourself a lot.

I drew the silly little cookies that I run with 🥰

Just a quick little cute comic for a ship that I totally didn't fall in the hole that was barely made. HAHAHA!

Thanks @nightmyst14-blog for making this hole! :)

Black Pearl sprite was made by Comic Creator Moonberry and Abyss Monarch Sprite (hadn't been added to the character menu at the time of making this) by Comic Creator Cutebear39.

Guys help I just spent the past five hours of my life on an eyesore of a relationship chart for my cookie gacha game headcanons

guys can you tell im a cavioyster fan ?

A random assortment of ships that I like because I feel like posting on here more

Back at it again!!

2nd part to showing some of my ships, so today its my Kingdom Exclusive ships!! Now some should be more familiar.

Also throwing this out there for honestly no reason, I'm prefectly okay if you ship anything different from what I show here. These are all MY ships. If you ship something else, as long as its not-toxic and not Proship, I'm bound to be okay with it.

With that in mind, let's go.

Polychampions: Even after their event, I can't help but love this trio!! Their dynamic is so funny. I can imagine their hugging sessions are the best, especially with Capsaicin being there. They all keep an eye of each other, even dealing with their own issues.

CaviOyster: My most written about ship!! Sea cookies got to stick together, after all!! It tickles me that it was these two who stood up to Custard and the others about the treatment of the Creme Republic. They're Clotted Cream's uncle and aunt figures.

DarkCherryWolf: I couldn't decide werether I liked Darkwolf or Cherrywolf more, so I slapped them together. I imagine Choco already knew of Werewolf even when he left the COD, so they started to hang out more. Then later Choco was introduced to Blossom. Shenangians happen and now, they're all dating. and thanks to the idea @analogical-spacegays gave me, they are all now parents to the squirrel trio Roll Cake, Pancake , and Pinecone.

PureHolly: A comfort ship of mine. Loving parents of Royalberry even the two are in separated kingdoms. PV feels awful about all the hardships Holly went after his sacrifice, and constantly does his best to be there for her. Everytime they meet up, Holly engulfs the shorter man in a big hug. PV doesnt have the heart to stop her, plus he enjoys it,

AlmondLatte: A classic, but a good one, Their banter during the Light the Beacons story is so funny. I love the found family potential between them, plus Walnut and Creampuff. Latte would be a loving stepmom to Walnut.

ClottedClover: A rarepair!! Noble x Fairy/Elf vibes. With the idea of Clover being White Lily's son, that's going to be an AWKWARD reveal. Its a secret relationship the Consul is hiding from his father. Clover often would send Clotted songs he's written for him or 4-leaf clovers on his travels. One day, Clotted wishes to accompany.

RaspRye: This comes from me rewatching the scenes of Jedidiah and Octavius from all 3 Night at the Museum movies ( I know I'm old) and imagining them as these two. It works. Rye is always on the move from bounty hunting, so she's always stopping by House Raspberry to pay Raspberry a visit.

MalaFrost: Hot and cold gfs!! They give me SU Ruby and Sapphire vibes. How they meet is where Mala was given a dare to survive in the coldest region for the week (as you do), and was found by Frost Queen after Mala almost frioze to death. Of course Forst took care of her and restored her to full health, bue expected her to leave due cookies usually being scared by her and her powers. Istead , Mala stuck around and tries to court her, without much avail. One day, Frost decides to take up her offer. In short, Frost fell HARD in love at Mala's silliness and her good heart, along with impressed how well she was as a chieftain. They've been dating ever since.

WildChip: Last, but definitely not least, these two dorks. I know a lot of WildChip lovers can understand why I love this ship. Also, their bond also reminds me of Patroclus and Achilles from Greek mythology. I know they got their other's back, even when in danger.

That's all 9!! My next one will be mwcrossover ships, as I ship two characters One from Ovenbreak, and One from Kingdom. It might be a bit shorter than this, but we'll how it goes.

Hope you enjoyed!!

ok to explain, i imagine that the seas can be quite dangerous outside the Creme Republic, that’s why most citizens travel by airship rather than boat. Captain Marrow is the leader of the Dead Meat pirates, and he takes the Ugly Betty (his ship) around the Creme Republic and ambushes any unsuspecting ship, stealing everything they got. when he was alive (redhead in the first picture), him and Captain Caviar were sworn enemies, constantly going back and forth since he was causing so much trouble in his territory. after the death of the Dead Meats, Captain Caviar could finally rest, although he missed the rivalry they had going on because it was honestly really fun.

fast forward to modern day, the Dead Meats are revived and Captain Marrow is a skeleton now💀 and he’s ready to cause problems for his boyfriend his rival again 👹

Oyster thinks their rivalry is honestly childish, Captain Marrow only occasionally visits the harbor to terrorize citizens but she thinks there’s better things to worry about. Marrow treats her with respect either way because he would never disrespect a lass!

Okay Jelly walker Crunchy Chip, Eclair, The whole Republic, Ancients or Legendaries. Sorry if it’s a lot, since you probably have business with requests and personal life, you can choose one or more if you like, your choice!

Various Cookies as Jellywalkers #2

All is well, though I will try to summarize a group of cookies like I did with the CoD in the previous part. May have tidbits from Cookie Odyssey, but will try to refrain from much spoilers.

Crunchy Walker and his now jellied Cream Wolf act similarly like Tiger Lily Walker and her jellied tiger, hunter walkers who are the first to respond to an event where you’re missing from the horde, Crunchy will raise a fuss against her over the role of providing your getaway in case of danger. He remembers you when Brave and the gang visited their kingdom, so he was already feeling uneasy on the fact he had to fight you. He wouldn’t need to, the horde showed him the light and now he understood, he shouldn’t be fighting against you, but for you! He hopes Cacao, Arrow, and his fellow Cream Wolves understood as well…

Eclair Walker still continues to collect anything he deems of substantial value, however what he deems as a wonderful specimen was you! You were the greatest specimen of them all with how you manage to control the horde to your command, this is something he has to look into! Not sure actually getting infected was the initial plan, but it works. Now he still messily records what he finds and saves the best ones for you to look at, this tainted bear jelly will surely have you amazed! As much as a walker can anyway.

The Council of Elders gave them the task. Financier and Clotted were ordered to not only convince the Ancients with the soul jam, but due to your influence on Earthbread as a good cookie, hopefully score a meeting with you. Caviar and Oyster being eager to see you in particular. They’re SHOOK when the two cookies came back with you…..and a group of jellywalkers within the airship, it didn’t take long for the republic to fall under siege. It starts within the group with Baumkuchen Cookie examining a cookie when the infected lunged at him, force feeding the tainted jelly. He saw many things, Y/N Cookie being a major one. Every positive thing about you was correct, and so much more…it was why the mob followed in the first place. The others had to see this, no, experience this…experience you….first it was Mille, then Canele, Sable, Caviar, Vanilla Sugar, Custard, Mulled Juice, before finally reaching Oyster. They’re now one of many within the mob, a passive role of taking care of you with Caviar and Oyster capable of defending you. Perhaps they did manage to score that meeting with you after all…

For this AU, Lily is still within the group and nothing bad happened to her :)

The Ancients, outside of the legendaries, are THE most dangerous of the horde and the last cookies you want to see stand against you. It is recommended to not, under any circumstances, approach the horde if you see them. It starts with White Lily and Pure Vanilla showing sympathy and worry over your infected self, signaling the mob to keep back. They wish to reunite with you, and you did just that. Now you wish for the others to follow, you didn’t want the horde to possibly hurt them. Cacao tried to refuse, but seeing Cheese and Holly willing to be with their dearest again had left him alone with his decision. He..does not wish for that. All of them are now your fiercest protectors, their power alone means that every manner of filth stand no chance. Cacao is especially violent with them, he hates to see his dearest get hurt on his watch..

Black Pearl Cookie would always expect you to see her out in the Duskgloom Sea, she’s grown far too attached for you to simply allow you to disappear on her. When you didn’t show up for at least today, she’ll be at the shore searching for you. She waits until you eventually showed up, an infected you. She shrieks at the group beyond you, she acts quick and held onto you in her arms and splashing away the mob with a wave. She would later return to the shore, a now infected sea monster. She feels if she was also infected, she could be way closer to you then before, and when she felt the two of you become one through a hivemind-like link, she was very much giddy. She’s your partner of the waters, though she could care less about the rest of the horde, they can become soggy for all she cares, but tolerates them for you.

Frost Queen Cookie would’ve never had let you leave her ice palace if she knew there was a infection running around, and now she faces you and your mob. Like BP, she could care less about your mob, but would take you with her, care for you as she tried to find methods for a cure. You were her warmth through the endless cold, she won’t let you escape her grasp. The horde would batter at the doors, angrily screaming as they demand the return of their heart. Why can’t they all freeze to death already, but her getting infected would come quicker. The circumstances to her infection is undetermined, but the doors would open to see you and her hand and hand, now sharing an infectious bond that brought her warmth like none other…