#can’t believe he talked about Israel’s butt like that tho like oml boy calm down
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I have a gay German friend on a discord server I’m in, he’s pretty chill ya know, one of my homies.
Met him through via mutuals…all that good friendly shit…
And we go on about pairings that get shoved down our throats (he’s got a few pairings he can’t stand from bleach and one from some game he mentioned but I can’t remember the name now, shit.. anyways) and I said to him,
“Look… listen I gotta tell you something, hear me out and my fangirl petty bullshit please…, so I have nothing against gay men, obviously I’m bisexual female and I love my queer brothers, but I cannot stand Germany and Italy together, like I’ve always hated that pairing bro since the dawn of time when I was in that fandom much more fluently…”
And he proceeds to laugh and then says, “eww. Italians.”
Bro I’m fucking deeeeeeaadddd 💀and then he proceeds to tell me…
“Yeah I can understand. It is shit, especially if the pairing is all abusive or weirdly one sided, then makes it really gross.”
And then I started sorta opening to him and talking about Israel and Germany, worried about it being a het pairing and him thinking I am like biased or homophobic …
Then he flat out said to me (keep in mind this guy is like gayer than gay, I mean like he likes to actively go to dating sites and talk about men he wants but have really big red flags, pointing them out to me and stuff) and he’s all like this is what he said about my girl Malka (Israel)
“I mean, she’s hot though! She’s like kinky bitch hot, and i would eat her ass if she’d let me. But I feel like she would cut my foreskin off and shove it down my throat—“
I couldn’t anymore…
This man is a mess, someone come get him!
Then he proceeds to say, “yeah but I bet Germany likes them crazy bitches anyways, they are the only ones who could possibly handle his big military looking ass.”
Please— get him… I’m weak…
#anti gerita#there is no hope I’m gonna die of laughter#ship problems#I can’t stand this ship sorry bros#israel chan#israelhetalia#hetalia oc#call me biased but I mean—#my friend has a point though—#‘eww Italians’ damn man that caught me hard#I don’t like popular ships oopsie#you know a gay ship is bad when fellow gays hate it#can’t believe he talked about Israel’s butt like that tho like oml boy calm down#the one of many problems of hetalia ships#hetalia self ship#but fr y’all need to come get him#he lives in Düsseldorf come get his ass lmao#🤣#I hate gerita#can I find fellow peeps that hate this ship too please 🥺#German gay friends are unfiltered as fuck
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