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hamsterlanza · 8 hours

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“can you take time to Andres house, please?”

forgetting nobody else knows Andre or where he lives why because cal knows it so well like the back of his hand also because he has no thoughts in his brain

#zero day #cal gabriel #calvin gabriel #caldre #cal and andre #andre kreigman #andre kriegman

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boys-with-gunss · 3 months

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"Wait. 'One, two, three, go' or 'one, two, go'? Like one, two, three, go-'

"Either we shoot on four or we shoot on three."

"Three or four?"

"Everyone shoots on four, you know?"

"So it's like 'one, two, three' shoot, right?"

"Right, so like 'one, two, three,' bang."

"Yeah, not 'one, two' bang. Okay I got you."

"One... two... three..."

*sigh*

"Shots fired."

#cal gabriel #zero day #andre kriegman #kid in an army t shirt #zero day 2003 #zero day film #zero day movie #cal and andre #one two three bang

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slugsby-pt2 · 21 days

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zero day headcannons:

andre is always covered as fuck in bruises from assholes in school. cals a smartass and if he ever thinks of something funny/rude , he’s gonna say it and andre will white knight him every time.

cals the type of guy to ask Andre “hey, if I like wanted you to….would you eat a piece of me. Like if I wrote it in my last wishes and shit, like would you?…..also can I get a bite of you???” completely unprovoked.

cal is 4/20 blazing it 25/8

andre took line leader crazy serious in elementary school. like he’s gonna fight for that fucking spot.

andre took dogdgeball and kahoot to another level. fully riding that high of coming out on top for the rest day.

Andre’s also the kind of guy to bring up you being the reason your parents divorce and basically become your 13th reason over minor inconviences

cals a fucking little creep and hella manipulative but in a :3 way

cal is actually such a great older brother and amazing with kids. like when his younger sister was born he was really excited to have a new “friend” and actually crazy happy when his younger brother was born

andre and his older brother fight like dogs, andre has definitely chased him around the kitchen with a knife as siblings do

#zero day 2003 #zero day #andre kriegman #cal gabriel #caldre #cal and andre

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slugsby-pt2 · 12 days

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cal is mel’s stepdad.

#zero day #zero day 2003 #andre kriegman #cal gabriel #cal and andre #caldre #mel kriegman #I don’t make the rules #mel is like fuck u to everybody but andre and just tolerates cal #like I only tolerate you because my mom likes you type beat

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bowowowo · 21 days

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I rewatched Zero Day last night, and while I thought people were overreacting about Cal and Andre being queer coded as I didn't notice it on my first watch, it's actually so TRUE.

You're telling me Calvin legit wrote a poem for Andre??? I want this twink obliterated.

#zero day #teeceecee #zero day 2003 #cal and andre

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