The Swordfish Barovia fits

aftermath of a werewolf attack

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the only logical thing to do when a possessed woman babbling about beautiful endless possibilities produces a sphere that explodes and creates a hole in reality that looks into a starry expanse that you know is connected to your best friend’s ex-patron who has morally ambiguous plans to become a god is to throw a pebble into said hole

-I want to be able to help you.

-How are you going to do that?

-However you’ll let me.

local drow spiderman is terrified of spiders

trying out new brushes w the gays

“You touch me and suddenly I feel a little less war torn. I’m not sure what peace is supposed to feel like but I think it may feel a lot like you.”

you get the best of both worlds

Círdan Coberell

Drow Warlock

Poster child for don’t go walking in the woods alone.

He and his family are part of a small group of dark elves who escaped from the underdark and started their own little village. Except he decided to leave bc adventure and got hopelessly lost in the feywild. But now, he’s very busy serving his lovely little archfey patron who may or may not be clinically insane. But it’s fine because along the way he’s gonna get so many guys (sort of. Maybe. Kinda. Hopefully?)