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heavenhellandhumanity · 2 years

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You know what, I appreciate the Queen making it to 70 years of rule. A nice round number, none of this 69 or 71 stuff. Very tidy. I’m sure future history students will appreciate it too.

#the queen #i also appreciate that my grandfather went right before she did so he didn't have to see it #and look #the queen has some rightful criticism directed her way #but dear lord if i'm still working at 96 #just shoot me #by 96 i deserve to put my feet up and eat bonbons all day #look i just really like round numbers okay?#ask me why i leave the house at the hour quarter half past or quarter to #now if only betty white could have made it to 100 #good round numbers #anyway #i'm sorry to her family #from experience this year #a death being expected doesn't stop it being a shock at the same time

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