I love Malcolm Hawke's first dialogue in Legacy (the one you get if you unbind the shade kept trapped by two seals in a little cell). clearly this whole business was the darkest shittiest time of his life and he's selling his soul and betraying every single one of his principles and everything, but he sounds so endearingly... snippy and exasperated about the wardens using demons willy nilly. the "listen I know I'm up to some shady stuff here and everything but let it not be said I was untidy. I'm fixing your shit as far as I'm able here. you will not be able to pin this one on me. these demons were here before I arrived, this is on the record now" energy. the way he's taking time out of his day to be responsible and enforce mage OSHA regulations in the middle of maybe the most hilariously irresponsible thing anyone's ever done after the magisters tried to break into the golden city. exquisite. the real Hawke family curse is having to specify that actually not all of the catastrophe was your fault okay this is at least like... 30% not on me this time. I. I tried. everything was on fire and I had a children's toy bucket and a bottle of rum on hand

La Vie en Rose. My face literally hurts from smiling so much. My heart is so full it aches.

THIS SHOW (AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT) IS A GIFT.

i like bad special effects. meaning not just old and outdated (which in a lot of cases were actually groundbreaking for their time, but i digress) but also low-budget or rushed or just kinda corny and poorly executed. i think it adds charm where a lot of more polished productions are lacking.

The day someone writes a Patroclus-focused retelling of the Iliad where he's rightfully portrayed as the badass motherfucker he is and doesn't woobify him to make Achilles look superior is the day I will finally know peace.

OC FRIENDSHIP AESTHETIC - AMBER & BILLY

Billy: School sucks. Amber: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job. Billy: What are jobs like? Amber: They suck.

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thinking about the foot touch......................

6yrold!krad 🤝 gunter

absolutely hating the indignity of physical therapy

"provocative novel" is correct i don't think i've ever experienced rage so sudden and powerful that i started laughing and continued to do so for six minutes straight until it tapered off and all i could do was sit in stunned silence.

if persuasion got half the hype that pride and prejudice does i think the world would be a better place

it’s mer-may and how have we not dived into mermaid thoughts?? (yes I used a water pun I had to)

because can explore mercenary Pero who on a raid comes across you, a held captive mermaid, who he saves and swears to protect with his life

OR OR

Merman Marcus Pike who has full on heart eyes after he saves you from slipping off a pier and now leaves sweet little trinkets for you

And because I am a Javi Peña Girl™️ forever we have the possibility of us, a mer creature, saving Javi from a fishing trip at the Texas coastline gone bad (a very classic little mermaid scenario)

But okay pls pls tell me any mermaid thoughts you have okay that’s all bye LOVE YOU!! 🐠🪼🪷🪸✨

ERIKA ERIKA I AM SO SO SO IN LOVE WITH THIS

i love all of them so so much, i was reading these out loud to laura and literally screeching the entire time!! the javi p one came for my THROAT and i can't stop thinking about saving him omg

I think some people have forgotten how much of a game-changer Spring Awakening was, and respectfully to them I say: Miss me with this bullshit.

... Oh, by the way, I will protect Touch me with every fiber of my being 'till the day I die. It's a fucking masterpiece and it deserves to be sung AT THE FUCKING TONY!!!!!

normalize just saying nice shit to people. life is so short and so brutally stupid, make somebody's day and tell them how they've had a positive impact on your life.

once again reinforcing that you should all check out centaurworld btw. it's incredible. and severely underrated.

Just saw The Menu (2022, Mark Mylod)

First of: big Midsommar vibes

Second of: could talk about it for hours. I can already feel myself becoming unbearably annoying about this.

ocean's 15. to me.

Okay so why did nobody told me about the new 5sos song older????? Why do I just get to find out about it???? but for real emma I have just listened to it for the first time and I'm losing my shit, I am going insane. I don't even know where to begin!!!! The lyrics (How dare they????) Luke's voice in addition to sierra's????? The pianooooooo!! I'll need some time to process, probably listen to it couple of times more, then send you my thoughts. I don't wanna get older, I am going to cry. Anyway, allow me to go insane in your inbox I'm sorry but the feeling of listening to this song for the first time is indescribable. Feeling like this:

mais i am so delighted by this, pls DO go insane in my inbox <33 i would love love LOVE to hear all your thoughts on older!!! it really is one of those songs that u need to sit down and just properly Listen To for a few hours, at least, just to try and comprehend the meaning and magnitude of those amazing lyrics (especially paired with the piano, ur so right i was going ~feral~ over that when i first heard it). this was one of those songs that they dropped in the middle of the night for me (yay! i love time zones!), so i woke up and had to deal with this song at first thing in the morning, which predictably did not go too well. (literally could not stop crying i was such a fucking mess)

there's something so incredibly powerful and beautiful abt luke and sierra's voices together, idk exactly what it is but they just go really well together?? they sound lovely together and they just ARE lovely together and i could literally start crying rn if i think abt all this too much so im gonna stop now but THANK YOU SM FOR THIS!!!!!!! i love hearing from you!!!! pls feel free to share any thoughts you have i would be beyond happy to talk with you!!!!