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wayfayrr · 1 month

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Not a request or anything, but I was reading your post about Humans being Hylian orcs and I was wondering, who do you think in the chain would be able to keep up with a reader that has a high tolerance for alcohol?

most wouldn't even have a chance

I've talked about this with friends a fair bit honestly and we've kinda come up with a scale for hylian alcohol levels which is kinda as follows (these are very rough numbers)

Hylian tolerance / human equivalent

Milk / Beer, cider (low percent alcohol y'know around like 3-5%) Beer, cider / Wine, mead (higher percent about 12-15%) Wine, mead/ Spirits like limoncello and such (anywhere between 25-40%)

spirits aren't drinkable to hylians unless they're heavily diluted, they can't throw back shots like a human can! A long island iced tea would probably have them needing treatment for alcohol poisoning lmao

The only two I can see being able to stomach liquors would be twi (raised around humans) and wild/tears (the shrine did funky things to them) but they'd be on par with a lightweight well and sky with a very specific headcanon I have about him :)

#hopefully this was clear!#but yeahhhhh no hylians are gonna stand a chance #even if you're a lightweight you can drink them under the table #it's simply a completely different competion #sky is the one who can put up a bit of a fight but #he isn't *technically* hylian #:)#linked universe x reader #link x reader #humans are space orcs #moss✦answers #linked universe

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