Happy Halloween!!! The untamed pretty please?

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Nie Huaisang at ten isn't that jarring, even considering the adult version he left behind, because he's pretty much exactly as Jiang Cheng remembers him.

Seeing Nie Mingjue at thirteen as a sullen child instead of the looming specter of his memories takes some adjusting.

Nie Haoyu wouldn't take no for an answer and it hadn't helped that A-Ying had been thrilled at the invitation and immediately started peppering the Nies with question that they'd answered in good humor the whole way back. Nie Haoyu seems delighted with A-Ying, finding him amusing and impressive and complimenting Jiang Cheng several times on raising such an impressive son.

He just glares back but Nie Haoyu's good humor is unaffected. His memory of the clan leader is spotty at best and he's coming to the slow and horrifying realization that it was Nie Huaisang and not Nie Mingjue that got his personality from their father.

Joining a clan is probably good for them, long term, and the Nies are the only other tolerable major clan, not that he'd ever expected to get practically kidnapped by them.

The only problem is that Nie Haoyu is going to be dead in two years time and if he wants A-Ying and the Nie siblings to have some semblance of a normal childhood, he's going to have to. Do something about that.

akito x reader who’s siblings w mizuki? (and he doesn’t know until he goes over to reader’s house)

hihi! thanks for the request!! this would be rlly funny like hed see mizuki at the reader's house n be like "wtf r they doing here". anyways, sorry if mizuki seems a bit ooc, i think they would just try to annoy akito lol. another sorry if the ending seems rushed, i had no idea how to end it... hope u like it! :D

akito shinonome x reader who's mizuki's sibling

It was a chilly fall day and it was finally the weekend. You had invited your boyfriend, Akito to your house as your sibling, Mizuki was out at the shopping mall. Akito had finally arrived moments before Mizuki got back too.

Akito got settled on the couch in the Akiyama living room and the two of started to talk about what you've been up to lately as exams had gotten the best of both of you, taking up all your free time.

You enjoyed moments like this, where you and Akito could talk non-stop and never run out of things to talk about.

Suddenly, a click was heard at the front door. Only now had you realized you haven't told Akito you and Mizuki are siblings. The door burst open and the sunlight from outside was hitting Mizuki's back, their arms wide open, their hands holding multiple shopping bags of various colors.

"I'm baaaack!!" Mizuki said in a sing-songy tone.

Akito's eyes were open wide for moment, but went back to normal almost immediately.

Mizuki's took off their shoes at the door as you saw their eyes darting around the room. Their eyes finally locked on you and Akito.

"Oh, hey little bro! I didn't know you'd be visiting!!"

Mizuki walked over to you and gave you a tight hug. They then hugged Akito as well. Mizuki ran to their room, loudly plopped the shopping bags on the carpet of their room and rushing back to the living room.

Mizuki sat in between you and Akito on the couch. Just to annoy Akito. For funsies. Mizuki leaned forward to grab the TV remote. You reached your arm out to Akito and tugged on the sleeve of his hoodie, behind Mizuki, signaling to talk with him.

"Awww, leaving already? You two better be quick! My favorite anime is about to start!!" Mizuki said with a smile on their face.

You and Akito made your way to the kitchen. Once you made it there, Akito turned to look at you and grabbed your shoulders.

"What the hell are they doing here."

"Mizuki and I are siblings. I'm sorry I forgot to tell you."

"You forgot to tell me?" Akito raised an eyebrow. "Did you tell them we're dating?"

"Of course I did. I tell them everything."

A frown formed on Akito's face. He grabbed your hand and walked back to the living room with you.

"Welcome back, you two! Come sit down, it already started."

Akito had a very visibly annoyed expression on his face. Mizuki was sat dead center in the couch.

"Can you move over? I would like to sit with my partner."

"Hmm..." Mizuki pondered for a moment. "I'm alright! Not sitting with them for 20 minutes isn't going to kill you."

You knew Mizuki was just doing this to annoy Akito, but you wanted to see what would happen, so you let it continue.

Akito crossed his arms and finally sat down.

After a while, Mizuki's phone buzzed. They picked up their pink phone and looked at the notification for a moment.

"Oh, it's Ena! I almost forgot we were gonna have a sleepover..." Mizuki said as they silently laughed to themself.

"Well, I better pack up and get going!!"

Mizuki quickly ran upstairs and came back with a pink bag, multiple keychains hanging from the zippers.

"Bye you two! Have fun!" Mizuki waved to you and Akito before rushing out the door.

You waited until you heard a click at the door to start talking again.

"You realize they were just doing that to annoy you, right?"

"Yeah."

so. good morning. it is 4pm. getting a real good start on the day. so right had a fun night im really glad i went out w friends instead of rotting remind me of that when i avoid going out past 6pm bc it's cold and dark. passed out on my friends couch after we went to a silly little costume party and then left (i made top 3. or 4 in musical chairs btw) and went to a gay bar. ran into my freshman year roommate and this girl. ive mentioned her before shes like the one my friend made out w last semester and is tangentially friends with film girl. idk why im telling u all this like ur keeping tabs but it's important to the local dyke lore anyway i apparently talked to her and my one masc gf from campus/instagram a lot and i think they're having a thing. who knows. not me thats for sure. there were some hot hopefully lesbians but i was not with it enough to be making any kind of move also so many of them were coupled up why r u at the CLUB go home and let the ceiling fan fall on u wtf. anyway so then i came home to take a 'nap' and slept on and off for three hours. and now im here. and i need to get stuff together for my senior film and i think my situationship is mad at me bc i havent been texting and it's weird bc once again we're in similar circles and they mentioned it during a production meeting with my friend and it's like homie respectfully. i do not have the time to be worried about your feelings and you have NO RIGHT to be pissed you 'dont know whats going on' with my film/life like idk... idk if im being mean it's just like i dont feel like i can really just relax and have fun with it being a casual thing bc they're secretly resentful and waiting for when ill have more time to Really Date. which i dont want! anyways. this post is long and got away from me but i needed to update. i promise it was closer to 4pm than 5 when i started typing jesus.

HI EMSSS IM BACK, WE HAVE CLASSES AGAIN NO😭😭 ISTG I HATE WEEKENDS CAUSE LITERALLY ITS NOT ENOUGH AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT, YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AND GO TO SCHOOL. so pissed on why weekends is only a few days. but anyway I badly wanted to request a jungwon!fem scenario where in jungwon notices yn third wheeling to her trio friendship almost everyday and like he notices how distant they are to yn and how they don't include her that much, and that jungwon knows yn is enduring it and not asking help because she's afraid of problems happening because of her and losing the ONLY friends she has. IDK IF THAT MADE SENSE BUT I HOPE IT DID. I put too much details sorry, I have no idea if you reqs are still open so if it isn't that's okay too bb. <33

anyway, so far no ones ruining my day. OH WAIT EMS HOW DO U DROP A FRIEND? LITERALLY I HAVE HAD THIS PROBLEM FOR MORE THAN A YEAR. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KICK A "FRIEND" OUT OF MY LIFE. they said if they really want to talk to you they would, BUT THAT IS JUST COMPLETE BS CAUSE LITERALLY THEIR EXCUSE IS: "Oh we don't have to talk, our friendship is too healthy. so even after a few months and we talk like nothing happened then we're okay!🥰" literally, and guess what. I'm in a trio. haha it's pretty obvious that the request i made is about me hahaha😔😔

-m💙

HI MOOONIEEE BRUH IKR. SUNDAYS ARE FR THE WORST MANNN, WE CSN DO IT THO!! IM SORRY TO BE USELESS BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DROP A FRIEND EITHER.. ESP AT SCHOOL LIKE UR ALWAYS GONNA SEE THEM ITS VV HARD 😭

BUT BUT OOOOO, OMG OK HEAR ME OUT MY BRAIN HAS THOUGHT OF THIS ON THE SPOT.

JUNGWON AS LIKE A SUPER SOUGHT AFTER JOCK THAT EVERYONE SWOONS OVER BUT HE’S VERY STRICT WITH WHO HES FRIENDS WITH AND ALWAYS JUST POLITELY TURNS PPL DOWN AND AWKWARDLY RUNS OFF AT EVERY CONFESSION. but then one day he begins to notice you around school and how badly you’re third wheeling your two friends (i assume ur friends r dating or smthn?) EITHER WAY LIKE YEAH HE NOTICES HOW THEY’RE KINDA LEAVING YOU OUT (bro doesnt even know your name yet but he feels so bad for you).

so then one day he suddenly goes up to you at your locker and just. “hey, wanna be my girlfriend?” AND YOU JUST CHOKENEJNDKJ THEN HE CHOKES TOO AND HES LIKE. “that came out rlly wrong- okay i meant do you want to fake date to get back at your friends and give them a taste of their own medicine cuz like- it looked like you needed help and stuff but like u totalyl dont have to i sound rlly stupid rn but-”

SO YOURE JUST LIKE. WHO TF R U. okay but this is a great idea and you’re hot as fuck so lets do it THEN THE NEXT DAY UR FRIENDS SEES U TWO TOGTHER AND JUST 😁😃😯😧😱😱😱😱😱 AND SO U KEEP UP THIS FAKE DATING ACT BEING RLLY MUSHY WITH JUNGWON STRAIGHT UP SMOOCHING AND CUDDLING IN FRONT OF THEM but then you slowly begin to realise that YOURE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR HIM AND YOU’RE LIKE fuck this cold mysterious sport boy would never like me back wtf but LITTle do you know jungwons heart is going boom boom TOO and is quietly mourning abiut the fact that the only time he’s allowed to kiss you is in front of THOSE TWO ASSHOLES. ANDHFJFN EVENTUALLY UR FRIEND NOTICES SMTHNS UP AND ASKS WTF IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND YOU JUST BREAK AND TELL HER EVERYHTING AND SO SHE HELPS U COnfesS TO JUNGWON FOR REAL THIS TIME AND THEN HAPPILY EVER AFTR WOOOOOO

i. i jsut came up with all of that on the spot LMFOAOO THATS WHY ITS SO BAD IM SORRYRHFH but i promise moonie if i have time i’ll write this for real JSHDJDN THANK U FOR THE REQ 😭💗💗 💘💜💘

Ali & Carly

Ali: I have THE most shockingly incredible news Carly: ? Ali: Someone you know Ali: someone very geographically close to you Ali: is leading a double-life Carly: I know my ma's fucking the bloke who works in the kebab place Ali: Hmm Ali: fair play Ali: a man who knows his way around a giant sword of meat is undoubtedly a plus Ali: but this is not about kebabs or adultery Ali: yet Carly: thats what i said after i told her what pegging is Carly: but k is it about 💊s? Ali: bless Ali: from the mouth of a babe Ali: nope, but think one of your other great loves Carly: aw its about you Carly: tell me tell me Ali: okay, okay Ali: but only 'cos you're the sweetest Ali: and I am 😻 Ali: cat lady has an antique shop! Ali: idk how I've not found it 'til now but it's so cool and you've got to come Carly: o thats so cute! Carly: all the 🐈s just on the shelves like 👀 Carly: she must have so many breakages tho 💔😿 Carly: u there now? Ali: RIGHT?! Ali: I nearly gave her a heart attack when I realised it was her Ali: like seeing a 🐅 in its natural habitat Ali: [imagine a hilarious selfie with a slightly bewildered old lady 'cos she's #buzzin] Ali: won't blame her beloved moggies but it is a bit of a mess Ali: party still tho, so come thru Carly: 😍😍😍 Carly: wtf @ her working there still shes like 400 Carly: not looking it from that angle tho 😘 Carly: where am i goin? Ali: she's the big boss lady Ali: 🤑🤑🤑 Ali: 'cept not, obvs Ali: it's a complete hidden 💎 Ali: hidden the operative, so just get to the main drag of the high street and I'll meet you 💚 Carly: yea?! aw love that for her & us Carly: scavenger hunts r so fun bye ma👋 Carly: ill bring mr darcy he's been trying to get in the hot tub all morning 😼 didnt have the 💜 to tell him hes not meant to like water Ali: exactly Ali: knew you'd get it Ali: won't blindfold you or nothing but maybe later Ali: awh, double date moment Ali: he's just tryna live up to his name is all Carly: 🔮 finds u baby or u find it Carly: ha ill make that maybe into a yea thats my 🔮 Carly: 💙🐅 & 💜🐈 aw cute Carly: thats why he's 😾 but 😽 yea? thats the 1 right? Ali: got it all in one, baby Ali: so smart Carly: my outfit choice gotta b some kind of 🔮 too 🌟 Carly: fate found me overalls like get ready bitch Carly: 🐇 Ali: ready to work and werk Ali: that's my girl Carly: ha Carly: can't have u looking like that & me Carly: idk but not 👼 level Ali: psh Ali: impossible Carly: ur a 🍑 Carly: but we're still honeymooning Ali: life's a honeymoon with you and me, doll Ali: neverending summer, yeah Carly: u kno Carly: any hot customers that come through the door better only have 👀 for the other 🐈 Ali: 🐈 gets 'em in the door, they gotta stay, and more importantly pay, for the bargains Ali: that's my business plan anyway Ali: not sure how she's rolling, only that she ain't rocking Carly: & no more breakages thats mine ha Carly: dont have the shakes today its k but will be weak at the knees when i see u 💙 sorry colleen Carly: make sure u catch me yea 👼 Ali: 'course Ali: you're far too pure to ever be a 😈 Ali: the universe and I will never let that happen Carly: ur too nice Ali: nah Ali: just what you deserve Ali: well, I try Carly: ur the real 💎 Carly: & im happy we found each other Ali: me too Ali: never gonna lose each other again Ali: trust Carly: the universe & i will never let that happen Ali: 💚 Ali: forever means forever Ali: do you want anything, I'm just killing time Carly: im goin nowhere baby unless its w you 💫 Carly: idk water maybe Carly: not v rock & roll but i reckon maybe youll like me anyway Ali: adventures only club 🌌 Ali: I know I'll love you dope Ali: water it is Ali: strictly straight-laced plain ole h2o, no hint of party Carly: 💙forever i kno Carly: ha wot r u planning to spike it w? 👀 u Ali: WISH I'd found some really retro pharmaceuticals in all those old bottles Ali: wonder how coke ages like Ali: fancy Carly: if we find any i'll be your lab 🐇 Carly: but not today im 😵 Carly: 💔😢 Ali: 😢 now I'm thinking about animal testing Ali: no cages either Ali: we got work to do Ali: but you can take it easy babe, sweet-talk like only you can Carly: omg no 😭 we have to free every 1 🐇🐀🐁 no cages ever! 😠 Ali: that's a job for tomorrow Ali: we'll need posterpaint and balaclavas Carly: cute Carly: i kno lads who've got some we can borrow Carly: & 💪 if we need it too Carly: or 🏎 for the getaway ha Ali: they've got their uses Ali: that's for sure Ali: can we convince 'em to dress up like 🦍s for the cause Ali: obvs 😘 Carly: i can Carly: u could but id b 💔😢 like Ali: but what about my 💔? 😏 Carly: ur protected by the 🔮💫 Ali: yeah Ali: and I protect you Carly: yea u do Carly: we dont need the lads Carly: ur a🐅 Ali: 😊 Ali: what's going on at the zoo tonight tho Ali: any parties we need to be a part of Carly: johnnos home thats always good til the garda wanna welcome him back too ha Ali: party poopers Ali: we'll be gone before then Carly: gone 🏃 or gone 🚀💊 Ali: little from column a little from column b Ali: don't wanna share you for that long Ali: and I'm defs not sharing our spoils, either Carly: k Carly: i kno u said this place was hard to find but maybe im outside? Carly: idk it 👀s right Ali: omg 🗺📌 Ali: I'm still in the tescos getting us some lunch Ali: called Calico Jacks Ali: which is SO perfect Carly: !!! Carly: i knew this was the place 🐈👑🏰 Ali: the universe WANTED us both to find it today Carly: omg its so cute in here Carly: idc that im sneezing Carly: i love it Ali: right? Ali: she has some amazing stuff Ali: it just needs sorting out so people can 👀 it all for what it could be, not necessarily what it is rn Ali: once we've bagsied the best bits for ourselves, naturally Carly: i'll tell her its the comedown so she wont feel bad Carly: omg i just found the cutest 🐻😍😍 hes joining us for tea Ali: totally making this a picnic moment Ali: you've gotta name him/her Carly: yay Carly: kettles on baby 💙 r u nearly here? Carly: mayb ill have thought of a name by then Carly: cant rush if he has to go by it forever Ali: faster than you can sneeze boo Ali: exactly, names are very important Ali: so 🍀 he gets to pick his own Carly: aw lucky is a good name Ali: perfect Ali: I wonder if we can find him a suitable tea time outfit Carly: 😊😊

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like mbti.

You: lol

Stranger: What's funny

You: my meaningless life

Stranger: I was going to say you're the worst joke ur parents made

Stranger: Then i remembered jokes have meaning

You: yea it's the same thing

Stranger: What's your type

You: idk u guess

Stranger: Infp

You: no we don't do feelings in this house

Stranger: Intj

Stranger: We do ur mom.

You: omfg yeaaa T.T

You: exactly ;)

Stranger: Omfg sorry for yaaaa

You: wht's ur type?

Stranger: I'm the hot esfp in ur area

You: omg blink?

Stranger: Imagine not being esfp 🤮👎🤢

Stranger: What's your enneagram

You: 3w2

You: wht's urs?

Stranger: 3w4

Stranger: You but unstable

You: yea very

You: mentally ill as well

You: lmao

You: to many issues in this house

Stranger: Yeah I write real bad poetry

Stranger: U're the biggest one <3

You: omg thnxx <333

Stranger: Well I've got an issue

Stranger: Because i missue 😩

You: eww lmaooo

Stranger: Saying ew to people flirting with u, so intj omg

You: i've never dated so don't expect anything from me ssry

Stranger: Lmao it's ok

Stranger: Actually i'm enfp

Stranger: I just would like to be esfp

Stranger: Bsjdhsvxvwv

You: wait is ur mom an esfp?

Stranger: What that's so random haha

You: no i talked to an enfp who's mom was esfp acc to her

You: idk thought it was u

Stranger: Jk that's me lol

You: red girl?

Stranger: And she told me to check the body in the black bag

Stranger: Ye

You: oh god

You: not again

Stranger: I don't remember u

You: good thing u don't

Stranger: Well u're forgettable in the life of a girlboss 💅😩

You: why do u hv to be so cringe ?

Stranger: As a type 3 i ✨ adapt ✨ to the people i talk to

Stranger: No but srsly tell me smth about u

Stranger: Just so I can remember u

Stranger: What did we talk about

You: i can't adopt to the girl who uses kik to flash my dead mom

You: lmao

You: adopt fucking hell adapt*

Stranger: Adopt me

Stranger: Oh wait I think i remember

Stranger: OH YOU

You: no i already hv enough of issues to deal with

Stranger: HIIIII GURLL I MISSED U BESTIE

You: i did not. fr i was vibing with an entp on discord

You: why did i come here again gawd

You: anyways wassup

Stranger: You're the kind of people to roleplay as a fox on discord aren't u ?

Stranger: With neck beard discord mods

You: fox eww cat roleplay is cute

Stranger: U said u were 5w4 tho

Stranger: Excuse. Me.

Stranger: So you roleplay as a fucking pet

You: i took and enneagram test again ma'am

You: i never said i roleplay wtf

Stranger: Honestly it's better to type ursled

Stranger: Urself

You: oh ok aight thnx

Stranger: Especially because enneagram is very specific

Stranger: It's about your core motive

Stranger: Your core fear and desire

Stranger: It's not about how you act but about why you act/think the way u do

You: aight aight, lemme tell u, my frnds forced me into this so idk shit about mbti and enneagram

Stranger: Oh that's

Stranger: Sad

You: it's not. it's hectic when all ur frnds are extrovert feelers

Stranger: Yeah no because that's not how mbti works

Stranger: We're all "feelers" AND "thinkers" haha jdjsjdj that's why it can be confusing for newbies to type themselves

Stranger: Like u have Te (extroverted thinking) AND Fi (introverted feeling)

You: no, it's just hormones

Stranger: They complete each other

Stranger: Uh

You: ...mbti doesnt make sense..

Stranger: Me neither

Stranger: That's why I like it

You: oh god, get urself a life kid

Stranger: I'm literally older than u

You: doesn't matter u act like 14yr old tbh

You: wait how old r u again?

Stranger: Mentally I'm 4 so maybe

Stranger: Bc 19-4=14 so yeah

Stranger: Anyway dw, life gets worst at 19 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You: ahh 19...wht r u studying ?

You: u must be in college no?

Stranger: Ye

Stranger: Law because I'm boring as hell

You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

You: LAWW

You: AGAHAGGHAGHA

Stranger: I LiKe jUsTiCe

You: YEA YEA SURE

You: I'M NOT LAUGHING AT U

You: DW DW

Stranger: You're laughing with me 🥰

You: ah my life will be worse then urs prolly after getting into a med school

Stranger: But it's ok I can't see the haters through my tears 😎😎

You: thts a lot of optimism

Stranger: Everyone says that the hardest part is to get in haha

You: the struggle is after u get in

You: but yeea before tht is also a struggle

You: idk life's hell now

You: can't wait to die in my sleep

You: this simulation must end soon

Stranger: Simulation is worst was usual this week idk why

You: tht's acc to theoretical physics...

Stranger: Was worst than usual*

Stranger: It's ok

Stranger: Life is beautiful

Stranger: As long as you don't think

You: i literally have te or ti idk tf but our brain does the work

You: u can't help it maam

Stranger: I have fi

Stranger: Aka sadness

Stranger: Weeee

You: T.T

Stranger: Do you want to cry with me?

You: i don't cry in public, so u can join me in my bathroom

Stranger: Oh 😳

You: no don't even think about anyhting

Stranger: It's ok everyone is into me

Stranger: Anyway omg i love to cry in the bathroom with people

Stranger: Like fr

Stranger: It's free therapy

You: now u're staying out i'm locking the bathroom from inside

You: free therapy?? how tf??

Stranger: NO

You: i come out with puffy lips and eyes and red nose

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: But

You: tht doesn't feel great

You: but ngl post crying sesh glow up is real

Stranger: When you're with a bunch of girls in the bathroom and you're giving advice to each other it's literally free therapy

Stranger: Agreed

You: i've never experienced tht so no comments

Stranger: What doesn't kill you makes you hotter

Stranger: Haha you're the kind of girls that wouldn't join me if i say "i'm going to the bathroom"

You: yea ofc wtf

You: i don't want to see u pee or shit

Stranger: This goes against the girls code :/

You: idk consider me as a man with no dick but vag and boobies but i'm not going to the bathroom with ya

Stranger: BUT WHAT IF I NEED HELP

Stranger: YOU NEVER LET A GIRL GO ALONE TO THE BATHROOM

You: HOW CAN I HELP U PEE?? U DO THT ON UR OWN

Stranger: IDC WHAT IF I NEED SMTH

You: NEED WHAT??

Stranger: DEPENDS

You: PADS? TAMPONS ? TAKE IT BEFORE GOING TO THE BATHROOM

You: I'LL GIVE IT FOR FREE BUT NO NO NO NOT GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITH YA

Stranger: A TAMPON. OR MAKEUP. OR IF I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I WANT TO LEAVE. OR IF I HAVE NOTICED RED FLAGS WITH THE PEOPLE WE'RE WITH. OR IF I GET HARASSED LIKE 40% OF AGGRESSIONS HAPPEN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS AND AHHHH WHAT IF I NEED TO CRY OR TO TALK YOU JUST CAN'T LET ME GO ALONE

Stranger: YOU NEED TO

Stranger: IT'S NOT A CHOICE

Stranger: EVEN IF U DON'T LIKE THE PERSON

Stranger: U GO WITH HER TO THE BATHROOM

You: oh, this happens in a bathroom ?

You: i just pee and come out lol

You: aight i'll go with ya or my frnds from now

You: lmao

Stranger: What

Stranger: What kind of bathroom do you go to

Stranger: You don't know all the shit that happens??

You: no...it's usually empty when i go

Stranger: Idk Everytime I go a lot of shit happens then we just walk out like 'othing happened

Stranger: Hmm i see

Stranger: Maybe it's because dramatic people attract drama

You: and tht's u

Stranger: Yass

Stranger: You need to be yassificated

You: if u get harassed, do u not harass them back?

Stranger: I just give mean looks

You: tht doesn't do shit

You: u gotta fight back lady wtf

Stranger: Meh

You: duh

Stranger: I don't give importance to that

Stranger: But you're right ig

You: but then u get ur frnd in the bathroom and cry to her?

You: not a great way to cope

Stranger: Nah

Stranger: They don't harass you with you're with a friend

You: oooooo, can't relate, it's mostly empty like i told ya

You: awh shit we ended up talking a lot again

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: Yeah we're best friends now

You: no. ma'am

Stranger: But we had a bathroom date.

You: i'd help u even if i wasn't ur frnd

You: so don't tht close/

Stranger: Aw yeah same

You: i won't need ur help

Stranger: U'll receive it anyway

Stranger: Bc I'm a girlboss

You: u r one clingy piece of gum

You: aight gtg, i need to take a nap now

Stranger: Good nap

Stranger: Oh listen

Stranger: Wait

You: yo wht?

You: lady's writing an essay?

You: btw btw red and blue can make spiderman

You: idk tht was just a thought

Stranger: There's that app called nap roulette where you just click a button and they set a random alarm for u just to fuck ur sleep schedule and my friend is the developer so yeah I'm doing some pub but yeah SUPPORT HIM

Stranger: Oh wow that means together we're unbeatable

You: aight will check it out

You: yea whtever

Stranger: Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Stranger: You're nice

Stranger: Have a cookie 🍪

You: till the next time we meet bye

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PREVIOUS POSTS & CLIFFS - Skip if you've been with us the whole journey!Part 0I'm going to start a dropshipping e-commerce website with a large number of items & a (hopefully) unique value proposition. I'm using this as a test post to see if you guys would be interested in taking the journey with me.Most importantly: I'm not now, nor plan to, sell anything or benefit from this directly by any means. I won't be posting my website, linking to my blog, or offering a course at end (if I start making money). The reason for these posts will be: to gather my thoughts into words, to regurgitate what I'm learning (teaching is the best way to learn new concepts, etc etc) and most importantly to get input from you guys. I'm hoping people may learn from what I do, mistakes I make, things I read/summarize, etc. and that I can learn from your guys' experience.My rules for myself & my customers - I won't use dropshipping from overseas as an excuse for lack of quality. I will only put up items that I have faith in because of reviews, orders, and vendors. I will spend the time to make sure my customers are not "fooled" - upfront on shipping times, easy returns, etc. I will not con people for the sake of making a sale. With transparency & honest interactions I hope to limit my returns/problems & keep recurring buyers as well as take pride in my products & websiteQUESTIONS ANSWERED:I have a question. I've seen some dropshipping sites based on franchise merchandise. Harry Potter, Disney, etc. Are there legal risks? Is there any risk of being shut down or sued?Question - if you ship from aliexpress, how long does it take for your customers to receive the product? A week, a month?How will you address the fact that most customers will probably feel cheated when they order something from your website and then it turns up as a package from some "random" Chinese retailer ?Part 1First and foremost: thank you all for your kind support in this thread... not only the responses, but the dozen+ messages. Some of you just wrote to say you're interested, some even offered to help out. I'm grateful and hope you all keep along with me on the journey - rain or shine.The idea: I debated whether to get specific with you all or not, but.... here goes. If you can do the idea better than I will, congratulations :) The website will be a variety of items curated into collections for gift giving. For example - a curated list of items for college graduation for someone who is into automobiles. This custom curated list will include car tools, unique car items (one real example: an anti-glare sun visor), maybe a battery charger, etc. This gives me two target markets - for the gift giver, and the gift getter. It will have a request feature ("wishlist") but will be marketed towards gift givers ("hey sister of a college graduate, no idea what to get your brother? check out what our staff recommends"The problem(s): it's broad. But what's the biggest problem I forsee? Gift giving isn't always thought ahead of time. It's not something you plan a month in advance (because, you know, dropshipping). Shipping times, shipping problems, shipping times, shipping problems. We'll tackle it. Our marketing will have to be top-notch.Marketing PlanApps & ProgramsChoosing ProductsFinancialsQUESTIONS ANSWERED:Newbie here. Question for you: why did you start your business with shopify? Why not sell your product on amazon first, build up some sales $, then expand into your own webspace? The way you're doing it seems very daunting to someone who has never done this before (me).How do you decide on product pricing ? Do you have a formula you use ? Does it take into account the possibility of returns and the upfront cost of purely the operating cost ? Id love to know more of what kind of margin you shoot for and how you take everything into account to come up with a price.I have a question about how drop shippers become successful at all with the shit turn around time. Unless it's a really niche item I can't get anywhere else I would close any website so fast if I saw 20 day shipping time.Part 2The Website: is more or less finished. I have about 20 products left to finalize (choosing pictures, editing description, etc.) & finalizing some of the categories.The Legal Stuff: This is the major sticking point before I'm ready to launch. A lot of you guys mentioned that my idea of using an LLC & a DBA was overkill and I looked into it further. I decided on bypassing the LLC for now, and just starting as a sole prop w/ a business bank account & credit card and using a DBA. When/if we start making some money, we can move to an LLC (not a single-member one though because it's pretty useless, as far as I've read). I decided against an LLC due to the tax, record keeping, etc. & the fact that in my state the fees for an LLC are about $500 minimum.The Marketing PlanQUESTIONS ANSWERED:Will you reach the merchants from aliexpress before placing an order or you will just place the order without contacting them directly? How do you know they are up for dropshiping? If a client want a refund, they will send the item back to china, you get to pay them (the client) then you ask for the money from the merchant? I really want to know how refund works in this business.How do you know that your customers won't realize you're drop shipping and then order directly from your supplier for a cheaper price?I have a question about how drop shippers become successful at all with the shit turn around time. Unless it's a really niche item I can't get anywhere else I would close any website so fast if I saw 20 day shipping time.1 - WE ARE LIVE, LADIES AND GENTLEMENThe website launched earlier this week, once I finished up all my paper. Here's a cliffnotes on what I did before launch -DBA: Registered DBA instead of using an LLC or starting a new company. We're gonna start as a sole prop and see where we go.Mailbox: I purchased a 3 month plan @ the local UPS for a large sized box for returns, paperwork, and to be able to register for official paperworkBusiness Bank Account: I went with Chase. Easy and smooth. I'm even considering moving my personal accounts over because I liked the experience so much better than my ~15 years of experience with Wells Fargo.Business Credit Card: I applied for and got the Spark Business Card from Capital One. They offer 2% cash back and $500 cash bonus. Got a $10k spending limit off the bat. Thank you Dad for teaching me about maintaining good credit @ 16 years old. I did however run into one problem with Capital One.... they made me go to visit a branch in person to be able to authorize my card. They're only open 9am-4pm on weekdays, and the closest one to me is 50 miles away. That was a shitty day. Totally unncessary... but I guess fraud protection brings about weird things.Sales tax: Did a little bit of research, talked to a few friends, shit is confusing. First filing date is next year, so we got some time to work it out. For right now, Shopify is taking care of determining the sales tax for customers in my stateAliexpress account created, all social accounts made, products finished & updated, and the website framework is complete.2 - What the Website Looks LikeHomepageHomepage2CategoriesProduct PageTracking PageAll the pictures are free use stock photos from https://unsplash.com/3 - Wait - we have sales?Of course we have sales! Unfortunately.... they're all from family :( During the first few days of launch, I wanted to work on the tracking pages, practice ordering from Aliexpress, looking at the e-mail templates for ordering/shipping/payment, etc. We have a variety of outcomes....Order 1: 2/3/17 (2 items)Item 1: Processed (purchased on Aliexpress) 2/4/17, shipped 2/6/17 from China, arrived in USA 2/9/17, expected delivery 2/11/17 = ONE WEEK TURN AROUNDItem 2: Uhoh. Processed 2/4/17...... quiet. Quiet. Nothing from vendor. Where is it? Messaged vendor 2/7/17.... bummer. Cancelled. I've heard about some vendors who put ePacket as an option but do not actually offer it. This company had TONS of orders & good feedback, as well as the top star rating, but still had this issue. Kind of scary. For the future, if this comes up again I will tell the customer that the item is backordered and the ship date will increase, and ask them if they prefer to receive a refund or accept the increased shipping time. I will then be removing the vendor and all their products off my list.Order 2: 2/5/17 (1 item)Item 1: Processed (purchased) 2/5/17, shipped 2/6/17 from China, arrived in USA 2/9/17, out for delivery 2/10/17 = FIVE DAY TURN AROUNDSo....Ordering via Aliexpress using Oberlo is a BREEZE. Orders easily, uses customers address, pays easily, leaves pre-written note, attaches information to Shopify when order is placed, and easily updates tracking. All done via the Chrome extensionUsing three different vendors, I had three vast experiences. The first item processed & shipped reasonably. The second item I heard NOTHING until I reached out, and then had the epacket issue. The third item, I got a message from the vendor very quickly saying they received the order and will be shipping soon - processed quickly and no problems.4 - Wait.... wtf is this Merchandise section?You may have noticed in the screenshots of the new MERCHANDISE section. I know this T-shirt Dropship Thread by /u/W1ZZ4RD got lots of hate on this subreddit (the people on /r/juststart were much nicer....) but I ran across it and I was inspired. I see why a lot of people are skeptical - he's selling his b2b software, he's not talking much about how to actually MAKE the sales, and he seems to have an invested interest in teelaunch. I looked into it heavily and here's why I decided to pursue a similar (if not same) approach to add to my website:Yes he's promoting his b2b program. He doesn't shy away from it. He answers all the questions in the thread, and knows what he's talking about. I can appreciate the honesty, and I definietly appreciate that he's still answering questions 1 month laterThe biggest hiccup people will have is finding a designer - I already have one. My best friend is a designer, and we've decided to work on it together. He designs on his spare time, and we'll split up profits from merchandise. I don't need to do any work on that end.The biggest deal for me: my products felt sparse. I had ~230 products at the moment from Aliexpress, but each of the categories felt light because it's spread so thin. I found this opportunity to be a GREAT way to increase my inventory list easily - and without maintaining a huge 500-750 product list from Aliexpress.The fulfillment & following up could not be easier using teelaunch. I have found their customer service & information lacking, but as long as they follow through with their promise of fulfillment I have found it great so far. I've placed one test order for myself, and the app deals with the fulfillment, the payment, shipping, e-mailing, tracking, etc.Using a second sales channel on Amazon will be a great way to boost income - I hope. Since it's pretty easy to transfer information from Shopify to Amazon now that they're integrated, I think there could be a lot of space for additional income streams. Unfortunately, I could not post any of the Aliexpress items on Amazon (for obvious reasons), but custom merchandise I can. Let's see how it goes.Here's a screenshot: http://ift.tt/2lyhT8a - I'm still working on adding all the items to Amazon as well as to the website itself. This will be a continual process but one I have great hope for.5 - So what's next?Over the next month, I will be introducing a few new products from Aliexpress, lots of custom merchandise products (whenever I get designs from my designer, basically), and then spending the majority of the time on marketing & advertising now that the framework is set in place. The plan:$100/month on Google Adwords (plus a free $100 thanks to Shopify's coupon thing)$100/month on Facebook Ads/Facebook Likes$100/month on the remaining ad spend - Reddit? Instagram? Social Influencers? Etc.Now that the majority of the website framework is done, the next post will cover the marketing plan & advertising. I will include my plans, my ads, my results, what I've learned, ask for advice, all that good stuff. I'm looking forward to analyzing the ROI and sharing the results with you all.The last remaining part of the website to do is SEO - keyword analysis, content creation, backlinking, etc. That will be a continuous process that I will explain further along w/ the marketing in the next postHere's a few links I'll be reading and using over the next month.... http://ift.tt/2ltlAjB http://ift.tt/2lyexCb http://ift.tt/2c2kClY http://ift.tt/2l0vFUE - Financials & AppsBusiness Expenses so far (approx 2 months):DBA Register: $23.00DBA Newspaper Posting: $23.00Shopify Theme: $58.00Namecheap Domain & Email: $14.06 (1 year)Instagress Payment: $9.99 (1 month of "time", mostly for testing)UPS Mailbox: $150.00 (3 months)Shopify: $106.88TOTAL: $384.93..Monthly Costs Moving Forward (including Shopify Apps):Mailbox: $50.00Amazon Professional Account: $39.99Shopify Monthly: $29.00Consistent Cart App: $4.99Fomo App: $19.00Oberlo App: $29.90 (/u/kalvel please give me free stuff)Trust App: $0.00HelpCenter App: $0.00MailChimp App: $0.00SocialShopWave App: $29.00 (these guys had the best wishlist app, and their customer service was AMAZING. they helped me for hours via chat. I love them. /u/Kalysbek you are a baller, thank you.)TaxJar App: $19.00Teelaunch App: $0.00Trackr App: $0.00TOTAL: $220.88/month..So, let's try to make $250/month profit to start off with. Cool?THE END. Please let me know any questions you have, any suggestions you have, any advice you have, and let me know if you guys like the layout of the posts. More info? Less info? More screenshots? More explanation? More TL;DR? Let me know.P.S. I will respond to posts & messages as fast as I can, but please be patient. Thanks. Thanks for your kind words, thanks for your help, and thanks for your love.

Gen 2 Youngers Group Chat

Ali: 👽👽👽 Ali: noissim terces pot Ali: ?in s'ohw Drew: 🍑dial? Caleb: 👽👌👍 ni em tnuoc!👽 Drew: 🤔😵 wtf Carly: 💊dial Meena: I think they're trying to communicate 🖖 Meena: we come in ☮ Ro: it's clearly written backwards, what's important is what am I theoretically agreeing to? If I indeed choose to Drew: Glad one of us has 🧠😊 Marlene: Fair point, what shit are you trying to sign me up for, dollface Ali: Recon, chiefly; but adventure, always Ali: you know me 😉 Carly: 💙🔮🌠 Ro: Because I do know you, elaborate please! Marlene: not to side with your sister again, like, but 🤞 behind my back until you're more forthcoming Ali: 🐯💕🐰 Ali: Oh, ye of little faith! 💔💔 Ali: You'll both like it for entirely different reasons, trust me Ali: you all will so shut up for one sec so I can brief you Marlene: no effect on my heart these days but go ahead, floor's yours 🎤 Carly: ha Drew: 🍿👀 Meena: Shh Drew Carly: yea boy my girl about to speak k Ali: Children, children! Settle down and behave, I know I'm the great love of ALL your lives, like Ali: 💘 declarations aside, you all know I'm Ghoul #1 at the haunted house in town this year Ali: Self-appointed title, yes, before the joke is made but with great power comes great responsibility and shits gonna be LAME if I don't take it upon myself to up the game up 1000% Ali: but that doesn't mean this won't be THE most fun of all time because I'm thinking, HUGE scouting trip of all the abandoned places this country inexplicably has Ali: I'm talking the manors, the castles, the barracks, the gaols, the hospitals, the launderies, the asylums, EVERYTHING Ali: I'll get all the 📸 inspo I need but like, Posy, the HISTORY, Meena, the STORIES, Drew and Caleb, the cool graffiti there always is in these places and free-running you could do Ali: Marlene and Carly, I know you're both down for adventure, right? Ali: so, what do you say lads Marlene: I'll drive you children if I get to pick the music & who rides shotgun Carly: baby u can just say u want me up front its k 🖤 Carly: ali wont mind Drew: 😏 Ro: Hmm, seating arrangements aside and to be determined, when is this escapade set to happen and how much trouble are we likely to get into for trespassing? I'm very much on the fence Caleb: not me man, I've checked out a few places before & it's a good time, up for more whenever Ali: 'Course, driver's prerogative 🖤 Ali: I ain't hearing any nopes 🙌 Ali: and like, seriously none, everyone does it, tourists even, they'll fully abandonned like no windows no doors style, there's nothing or no one stopping us at this point Ro: Okay, it does sound undeniably appealing Meena: I'm in Meena: sounds inspiring Drew: I don't think you should come, Meens Meena: Why not, I'm one whole year younger than you, I'm not a baby Caleb: bruv let her ride with us she can share the night vision goggles ain't no thing gonna happen Caleb: it'll be chill Drew: I guess Drew: but I'll be keeping a close eye, okay Meena: 🙄 Marlene: me first, you bunch of underage idiots Marlene: no blood or tears in my car Ali: awh mammy Ali: we're all in then Ali: there's so many places about, so just whenever we're all free, yeah? Ali: I've got a list, like Caleb: I've got mad 👻searching gear, no joke Caleb: leave room in the whip Ali: we'll bring the 📻 Ro: And our spirit board Ali: 🙌 Ali: love it when a plan comes together Ali: so, this weekend, yay or nay Ali: cancel all less important and boring plans, duh Ro: Of course Meena: 👍😊 Ro: We don't have to stay until 4am though, do we? I'm aware from midnight until then is peak supernatural hours but I'll be dead on my feet! Carly: I can go all night Marlene: 🙄 Drew: 😂 Ali: We should do that at least once, at one of the really old sites Ali: but we can do plenty in the day too Ali: have a car to nap in, if anyone needs it, could bring a couple of tents if we're committing, like Caleb: ✌✌ putting myself in charge of snacks Ali: Yes, Cavante Ali: no requests but make it delicious Caleb: I got tents too Ali: this needs to be a whole roadtrip moment Ali: can spot you petrol, Lene Ali: treat you when I get my first 👻 paycheck Carly: I'll get my da's card baby, I got you Carly: we can party Ali: look at you, big spender 😍 Carly: u kno Marlene: Won't be much to fill the tank, this country ain't that big all over Marlene: Cheers though Carly: now she loves me 🖤🖤 aw yay Ali: There's loads of mad shit in Cork so I reckon we'll aim for there Ali: bore you with the directions privately Lene Carly: 😉 Ali: u kno Ali: 💕 Carly: add me i wanna entertain her privately too Drew: Yous lot are mad Carly: u kno boy Meena: I'm peacing out before this gets to an unacceptable level of weirdness Meena: Keep me posted, I'll dig out my sleeping-bag! Meena: 💛 Ro: Me too, my student will be here for piano lessons in a little while Ali: 💚💚 Ali: Feel free to broach this with mother, Ro Ali: don't wait for me, like 🤞 Ro: Oh how convenient! You know I'd rather spend the night alone in a crypt than ask Tess for anything Marlene: I'll do it. Still her favorite Carly: 💔😢 i thought we were playing nice Ali: Let her babe Ali: we don't wanna Ali: 🖤 rekindle that 🔥 Carly: ha Ali: you home btw Carly: me or your ex? Ali: you, of course Ali: she's got a hot date with my ma, right Marlene: True Carly: yea im there where r u Ali: coming to you 😇 Carly: aw ur sweet & i miss you Ali: not for long Carly: yay Drew: We invited too or what Carly: yea k Caleb: bro you are meant to be coming work with me 😂😂 Ali: 🏃 along boy Drew: 😒 seriously bro Caleb: you gonna make me handle that delivery on my own? keep it peaceful & do it for avó Drew: you gonna help me with mine after Caleb: I got your back Drew: fine Drew: dry but fine Caleb: safe Caleb: gotta go walk Marley before ✌☮ Drew: 👌 Ali: Laters then lads Caleb: 💚 Carly: hes so cute Carly: same 😇 energy Ali: Bless him