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angouleme420 · 1 year

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If anyone's seen my shoes give us a shout, yeah? Dandelion's going off at me about how they're "Genuine Italian leather" or some shit like that. What the fuck's an Italian anyhow? And what happened to good old fashioned cow hide?

#Last night got a bit out of hand to be honest #Roach (not the horse) and the Scoa'tael guy disappeared as soon as they got there but I saw them later sitting on the roof of the barn #not talking or anything #just sitting real close #So the hot Temerian Lesbian and the other elf just circled each other all night #but they looked real cozy when I saw them passed out on the parlour floor this morning #N(ot my)uncle Regis and his 'high class cannabis' kept me company #while Nuncle Geralt and Dandelion tried to get the spymaster to leave the Princess alone #Yenn ignored me because I'm not her fake daughter but then when I pretended to pass out she helped Regis find me a bed to sleep in #and they both stayed awhile and kept touching my hair while they talk #though obviously neither of them felt anything approaching parental #Dandelion staggered out of Nuncles Geralt and Regis' room this morning #got some orange juice and staggered back #and that was all just the pre-party #tonights going to be fucking wild

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