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mythvoiced · 9 months

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-. between work and leisure i've had so many british (mostly english) voices in my ears today that my inner voice distinctly sounds like some sort of cross between J.ame.s A.ca.ster and R.ich.ard A.yoa.de now please free me

#;ooc #;tbd #genuinely hope mr a.yo.a.de didn't do anything wrong ever he's so fking delightful #i'm so!!!!!!!!!!! TIRED i didn't do anything i haven't done before but i haven't guarded my eyes so to speak #so now THEY'RE exhausted #i am violently privileged compared to other people absolutely #if i go to bed at midnight knowing that my inner clock keeps waking me at 6 or 6:10 or 5:30 it's my fault #and i can't go complaining BUT truth of the matter is still that i would very much LOVE #to not wake up at that time anymore thank you #it's only an hour or so before i'd wake up anyway so can't i be left SLEEPING MR BRAIN #this girl i'm befriending - who is an absolute disaster - weed girl if you're reading this ami - is dropping hints #she might be interested and/or open to romantic endeavours with women #and i am female shaped so now all my self-teaching of not catching stupid thoughts is going out the window #a pretty girl sends you three of those smiley emojis with hearts all over 'em and suddenly you're FULL STUPID #NOT MY FAULT i'm very easy once you appeal to my boyfriend genes #she wanted to take a video of bees buzzing around my mother's lavender bush near our house #but she's a little scared TRIED ANYWAY and a bumblebee came straight charging for her #so i just turned around and just gestured to hand me her phone like some stupid suave self-confident bozo that i am NOT #and she DID and let me take the video for her and LISTEN I AM EASY OKAY acts of service is a MAJOR love language for me #if you enable me performing it i WILL consider it a major achievement in my character #when i'm simply really pleased that i got to serve and provide #if i come up to you and say 'hey let me handle this for you' and you LET ME i will think about it forever

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