#but instead I'm painted as a hater of humanity bc I think Santa Claus is fucking stupid and pointing out you could do literally every singl | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

redrockbutch · 5 months

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The thing I hate the most about Christmas is that it has the simplest, most obvious holiday gimmick ever (give and get presents) but the Christmas Lovers™ just. Refuse to accept that this could possibly be a factor in why people who aren't children like Christmas over other holidays like sorry but you live across the street from your parents I dont believe that you literally only ever see your family But One Day A Year on Christmas, so the whole "I just love being with family uwu" schtick is so fucking transparent just say you like presents!!! Just say it!

"Oh the strange mystical unnameable magic of Christmas..."

Yeah that's presents and enforced Christianity and it's never been mystical or strange

#I have had two people in my life ask me about Christmas traditions with my family when not forced to do so by a questionnaire of some kind #every year everyone I know asks me what I got for Christmas #THE PRIORITIES ARE NOT OBFUSCATED IN ANY WAY #Cassidy.txt #I genuinely and truly would have so much less of a problem with people acting like I'm a serial killer for thinking Christmas is overrated #if they would admit that they like it mainly bc of presents #but instead I'm painted as a hater of humanity bc I think Santa Claus is fucking stupid and pointing out you could do literally every singl #'Christmas activity' whenever you want but you dont. you ignore your parents who live across the street until it's FB photo time.#so I guess there's also a kind of Christmas lover who just likes the social cache floating around this time of year #if it seems like I post about this a lot it's because everyone ignores it whenever I have brought it up interpersonally in any way :)#if you dont like Christmas you get social ostracization #FROM ADULTS?#You asked if I'm excited for Christmas and just said 'not really' and then we dont talk for three days #it's just a fucking day you could give people presents and do stuff together whenever you wanted!#put down the hallmark channel. it's just a fucking day like any other. you give everything your own meaning and I find none in it and #that takes nothing from anyone!!!!#I will say the funniest thing is hearing people describe why they like Christmas #and realizing they're just describing having time off of work #yes they're anti union they always are 🫶

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