pro tip: do NOT try to paint "just a little" stain onto your ceramics at 11:50 at night. do NOT balance the box of stain (green) (carcinogenic) on the corner of another box to do so. DO NOT SPILL YOUR POWDERED CARCINOGENS at MIDNIGHT. it will take you half an hour to clean it up and you will feel paranoid the entire time. you will also lose several books that you couldn't clean up completely. and a towel. and some really good pajama pants you're sorry to see go.

I... should be fine?

Awesome horoscopes!!!!!

Cancer: The rot grows within you, it swells the antithesis of your being writhes, you need to let it out. mercy isn’t a sign of weakness. love will find you

Leo: They can smell you, the pussy white spiders scutter onto of the fabric of reality they do not know yet for what they lust but the primal urge does not benefit you, you should use your turn signals more

Virgo: your friends are the key to your success :)  love is in the air!!!!!!

Libra: For whom the bell tolls we do not know, linen and strung with the bodies of the unidentifiable. how it rings we do not know, the accursed primordial chords it bellows hallow time. we dont have coke, would a pepsi be fine?

Scorpiun: Optimism and boundless energy fill your interactions today, GOOD VIBESSSS!!!!!!!!

Sagittarius: Beaten bloody once more the vile, malleable remainders of your hands scrape and grind against the granite on the floor, most draw their breaths but you are no longer like most, the ungodly hallowing whistle as your lungs, scorched though they are, desperately clamber and cling to whatever remains of your soul, the fact you have made it this far shows that whatever deity watching down over you is not what the scriptures made it out to be, GET FLIRTY GIRLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😏😏🙄🙄🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 IT. IS. MATING SEASON!!!!! GET OUT THEIR!!

Capricorn: Not your lucky day, month or year, but you do have your friends!!! get a mocha!!!! their internal organs are blemishes on this plane, withered and fragile though they are they will be what becomes your downfall, we did not foresee their sentience, that much we can no longer prevent. Just like always, you are alone and will remain to be regardless of those you surround yourself with, it is too late to run. 😘😘😩😩🥶🤪🥴🥴🤮🤮🥵👹

Aquarium: Brush your fucking teeth you troglodyte.

Pisces: After all has succumbed to the rot, be it living, dead or neither it all becomes one, this primordial ooze does not produce new life on this plane, it would not be as cruel as its predecessor, 8 layers deep and a new universe is birthed although, it saw this as an act of mercy, this would only lead to more suffering, although the rot seeping though was inevitable it mattered not, the universe made of a tainted being could never follow though, always doomed to fall short, each new cycle breeds more and more imperfection and lust and in its attempts to communicate with its creations all it did was create war and divided the people of this realm, the illusions of grandeur tempted them so oppression would forever reign supreme but after all that, the latest of the gods would not have the will to continue, all the negativity of all those within. it branded itself unfit to rule and devoted itself to perpetual infighting.

Gemini: GET OUT THEY’RE SLUUUTSSS💅💅💅💅💅 IT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINEEEEEEEEE.... SLAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😎😎😎✨✨✨✨✨ others may try to bring you down but only you will determine your own worth!! hard work and chocolate🤪🤪 are what will lead you to T 👏H👏R👏I👏V👏E👏👏 show them how you #twerkit because YOU ARE WORTH ITTT!!!