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rainnotliam · 1 year

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Don’t Question This

Okay so because of a certain someone… I had to relive my memories of when I was sick, and told my friends about a stupid theory. The almond conspiracy theory, in which it created the universe

Little Warning: Basically no knowledge of Bible or Church because this theory was made for fun. If you want to correct me, go ahead, but don’t start a literal fight.

So here we have an annoyed Volo, holding a bag of almonds. If you didn’t figure it out already, @torens-nightshift is the culprit behind this.

As if this isn’t embarrassing enough to post, I have provided two screenshots of our chaotic conversation:

I actually have to explain this. Holy Arceus forgive me for my almond sins. Keep in mind I don’t even go to church that often so basic information just flies out of my brain. It explains the stupidity of my logic with the dove.

The almond conspiracy theory is the theory in which an almond or almonds created the universe. In this explanation, I will provide a few example from my past sick brain.

Almonds are alive. They’ve brainwashed us into always putting them into bags. Perhaps they even have little meetings in them, plotting what chaos else to ensue upon us humans.

Almonds are like us, but (I can hear you screaming at me Toren since yesterday I said the opposite) have no genders nor names. They don’t need an identity, they know who they are. And who they are? We’ll figure it out soon enough.

We always pray to a godly being, but could that being really be human (this debunks my theory but of course stupid brain logic)? Could it be something that is not human, just another life in this world?

The almond could be in another form of a godly being like Greek Gods too, like a shapeshifter but uh… yeah. Like a regional form.

The dove symbolizes hope of the almonds, and the spirit is uhm okay shit I didn’t think of this through, it’s the pact which keeps the almonds sealed in a bag!

KEEP IN MIND, I have absolutely LITTLE to NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE BIBLE OR CHURCH. So if anything is wrong on here, it’s because I’m putting the words from a few months ago of my not right state of mind sick brain.

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