This is more funny than anything but my friend and I were just reminiscing abt the time we went drinking in downtown new orleans on Thanksgiving (there for work) and met this couple from miami in a bar and we were having a good time vibing etc then at last call they were like oh we have a really nice airbnb come over and we'll keep the party going so we did and when I tell u they had that place decked out as the perfect porn set complete w the camera on the tripod...so me and my friend are like oh haha yall are on vacation and decided to make a lil "home video" nothing wrong w that. And they laughed too and then immediately started taking off their clothes. And we were like ok. Uh. And they said oh if u just wanna watch that's cool. Now tbh my friend was dealing w some bicuriosity and I could tell she was interested (the couple was m/f, I'm gay, so twas a no go for me) so I v generously was like hey babe if u wanna stay and have some fun that's cool, I'll head back to the hotel just text me if u need me. So I left and the next day I asked how things went and she looked at me so seriously and said they got a call halfway in and instantly started packing everything up and rushed out, basically leaving her high and dry. So whatever, she fell asleep. Then early that morning, a family comes in, super shocked to see ANYONE sleeping in the parents' bed bc oh actually that apartment isn't an airbnb at all, turns out they were squatting there. But before all that we'd all shared instas and like 2 months later the girl from that couple dmed me on ig trying to get me to join her bathing suit + lingerie pyramid scheme. Also im watching ep one of iwtv rn 🖤

this couple is literally what horror movies are made of oh my god like their audacity to not only invite two random women back to film some porn but to ALSO do it in a home that is not theirs...and THEN to abandon your friend there w no explanation ?? FOR THE FAMILY TO FIND????? AND NO REMORSE WHATSOEVER ??????