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#bt the idea of it being raf taking the piss is infinitely funnier
depravae · 2 years
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𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍.          ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯          ❝          what     i     think     they     meant     to     say     was     that     they     wished     your     mom     had     given     birth     to     a     can     opener,     because     then     at     least     it     would     be     useful.          ❞
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❝          oh,     fuck     off          !          bit     harsh     there,     dickhead.          ❞          pot,     calling     kettle     black          :          when     handcuffs     had     finally     come     off     of     stinging,     𝚛𝚎𝚍     -     𝚛𝚊𝚠     𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜          &          he’d     been     asked     very     politely     if     he’d     wanted     a     LAWYER,     he’d     asked     for          that     italian     cunt          ...          y’know,     it’sa     me,     manwhore-io          !          (          another     charge     on     a     rap     sheet     longer     than     the     fuckin’     odyssey.     drunk          &          disorderly,     𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇     𝗈𝖿     𝖺     𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽     𝗌𝗎𝖻𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾,     illicit     use     of     a     controlled     substance          ...          )          there     is,     of     course,     supercolossal     truth     to     brutality     that     @bludluna​,     figure     he     considers     an     uncle,     spits.     only     one     party     to     this     viperish     parley     will     admit     it,     though,          &          it’s     not     the     one     with     the     cocaine     nosebleed     on     the     horizon.          ❝          i     am     useful.     fuck     off.          ❞          said     like     𝗁𝖾     𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗌     𝗂𝗍,     𝗈𝖿     𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾          :          with     a     disdainful     sniff          +          something     that     borders     on     a     pout.
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