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bbzb · 1 day

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At the age of 7-8, Atsushi escapes from the orphanage and encounters an armed detective agency. Headcanon

* Now the other characters are the same age. Only Atsushi's age is like 7-8 years old due to headcanon.

*The Armed Detective Agency was facing a new crime. A tiger cub was stealing meat and fruit from stores and causing harm to the store owners.

*Originally, this task was given to someone else, but Kenji was the first to find Atsushi. Kenji found Atsushi hiding in an alley in his tiger form. Of course, Kenji thought Atsushi was a normal tiger.

*He then somehow convinced Atsushi and carried him to the detective agency. Atsushi, on the other hand, only enjoyed the food that Kenji gave him an ounce for. Of course, when we got to the detective agency, things got a little confusing.

Kenji, "I found a runaway albino tiger!”

Kunikida, "What where?! Why did you bring him here?!"

*There was chaos at first, but it quickly ended. Kenji, Rampo, Naomi, Kyouko and Fukuzawa wanted to adopt Atsushi, thinking he was a tiger cub. Tigers are cats, after all.

*Dazai, Tanizaki, Yosano and Kunikida were determined to give him to a zoo, but they lost in numbers. However, Dazai and Rampo noticed that when the tiger cub heard this, he understood them and reacted in fear.

Dazai, "Oh what a clever little tiger. Come here~"

Fukuzawa, "Dazai, don't give the poor tiger weird looks!”

*When Dazai touched Atsushi's tiger form, Atsushi's true form appeared. They notice how weak Atsushi is. Of course, at first everyone was surprised except Rampo and Dazai.

*They realized from Atsushi's clothes that he was an orphan. They planned to give him to the orphanage, but Atsushi got scared and cried. It quickly became clear that this was a bad idea, as it took hours to calm Atsushi down.

*They later learned the reason why Atsushi ran away from the orphanage and decided to take care of Atsushi.

*Atsushi is a calm kid so he doesn't cause too many problems.

*Some armed detective agency members may ask Atsushi to turn into a tiger.

*Dazai will definitely test how cat-like Atsushi's tiger form is by shining a laser at it.

(Dazai points laser at Atsushi) Dazai, "Come on, kitty kitty."

Atsushi, "I will report you to Kunikida and Fukuzawa."

*When Atsushi gets tired of Dazai's teasing, he goes to the other members and complains about Dazai. Atsushi suffers a lot because of Dazai.

*He will get candy from Rampo and Yosano and Fukuzawa will scold him because his teeth are rotting.

*After a while, the detective agency starts giving simple tasks to Atsushi because Atsushi insists on it.

*Atsushi is definitely getting pampered every day because he is such a cute kid.

*The big problem is that there are people chasing Atsushi. Some enemies who learn about Atsushi's ability will go after Atsushi. Of course they will take care of it, but Atsushi will definitely get caught in the crossfire.

*However, there will be no problem as the members of the Armed Detective Agency will deal with it as quickly as possible.

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I'm bored. Please give me something to write about, I'm really bored. Sorry, my English is not very good. Anyway, seriously, give me a few ideas and if I like them, I'll write them.

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starlightshadowsworld · 1 day

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Atsushi: If you could have any job other than the one you have now, what would it be?

Kenji: Oh I would be a truck driver.

Junichiro: Really?

Kenji: Yup, if I can't be a farmer I'd wanna help deliver all the stuff from the farm to you city folk.

Dazai: Awww that's so sweet Kenji. I would be a professional bed tester.

Atsushi: That's a thing?

Dazai: It is, I would test out mattresses to figure out which is the most comfy and sleep on them for hours. All for research purposes.

Kunikida: You'd still need to write reports on all the beds you'd slept on.

Dazai: 🙂 I'll just ask you and Atsushi to write them for me.

Atsushi: sweat drop You didn't even hesitate...

Kunikida: Write your own damn reports you bandage squandering machine!

Dazai: So mean Kunikida! I bet you'd be a heath and safety inspector. Keeping the public safe from the dangers among us and making sure order is being kept.

Atsushi: shudders I don't think the city would survive Kunikida's enforcement.

Kunikida: What was that brat?!

Atsushi: Nothing! Hey! Junichiro, what would you do?

Junichiro: I think I'd be a baker.

Atsushi: relieved That's great, the cake you made for the party was great you'd be a great baker.

Junichiro: Thanks, we'll it's either that or assassin but baking sounds less messy.

Atsushi: Yeah... Wait?! What?!

Junichiro: What about you Yosano?

Yosano: If I wasn't a doctor I'd probably be a massage therapist. Soothing people's souls by breaking their bones.

Junichiro: terrified Sounds good! What about you Ranpo?

Ranpo: Hmph there's no way I'd ever be anything other than the world's greatest detective. But if I had to, professional sweet taster.

Yosano: amused Naturally.

#bsd atsushi #bsd kunikida #bsd kenji #bsd junichiro #bsd yosano #bsd ranpo #bungou stray dogs #bsd

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frickfrackchickenstack · 2 days

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Bsd crack au where everything is the same but characters actually get good therapy

Take that as u will

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naonap · 3 days

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is it something worth the risk? is it worth the fix? (feel again, sir chloe)

#bongou stray dogs #bsd fanart #fanart #bsd anime #bungo stray dogs #bongou stray dogs fanart #yosano akiko #bsd yosano #yosano fanart #bungou stray dogs yosano

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welivetodream · 3 days

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Dazai: psk psk...Atsushi-kun....show me your paper

Atsushi: I can't! I don't want to get caught!

Dazai: oh come on! I don't even know these squiggly lines, is this English? Who the fuck uses cursive?

Ranpo: I am not even answering these questions, I am too smart for this

Yosano: if you are not answering, whom will I copy from?

Dazai: Can anyone help me? I don't even know what subject this is!

Akutagawa: I'll help you Dazai-san, take my paper

Dazai: NOT YOU Akutagawa!

Akutagawa: *sad Akutagawa noises*

Higuchi: don't worry, Akutagawa Senpai! I will look at your answers!

Akutagawa: NOT YOU Higuchi

Higuchi: *sad Higuchi noises*

Gin: those are some nice drawings Tachihara!

Tachihara: thanks, I can't write answers, might as well doodle

Chuuya, diligently writing answers: CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Kunikida, hitting Chuuya with a duster: Negative five points to Nakahara for cheating

Chuuya: WTF I WASN'T EVEN----

Kunikida: make it ten

Dazai: *laughing in the back*

Kunikida: and a Negative 100 for Dazai

Atsushi: that means he will get a 0?

Ranpo: looking at his answers, he is probably gonna get a -110, ten marks cut for bad handwriting

(I thought of this headcanon last night, Kunikida, as a former teacher gives the ADA and PM joint night tutoring classes. I didn't add the Tanazaki's cuz since they are highschoolers, they haven't missed basic education, hopefully)

(yes, Yosano is a Dr. and all, but is she a medical professional for real or they call her that because she is a healer? IDK?)

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s1ckstvr0s · 13 hours

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How to write a mystery novel:

Asagiri: step 1- confuse your readers.

Step 2- confuse yourself.

Step 3- somehow bring a conclusion no one expects.

Step 4- Wait for it to turn out cool.

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coco-roco · 3 days

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Day 6 of redrawing: Yosano!

She looks creepy but not bad

#art #drawing #sketch #traditional art #bsd #bsd yosano #yosano akiko #yosano fanart #bungou stray dogs yosano #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart

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crimson0lake · 16 hours

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The similarities between Lovecraft and Chuuya

(spoilers of stormbringer below)

For the context, I'm not talking about their abilities, looks or their personalities, but how their abilities work and their ability phases.

As we all know Chuuya has two ability phrases, one he can control and one he can't. The part he can control being a smaller part of his full ability, which he can't seem to control himself.

And for the Lovecraft, oddly it's the same, the part of the ability he can control however he wants is a smaller part of his full ability, which is same as Chuuya, he can't control himself.

We know that experiments and cloning is a thing in bsd. And the fact that the facility in stormbringer isn't really explained much than some small details that they made clones and experiments on children and the children they cloned. (As far as I know as I didn't fully finish the stormbringer)

So Lovecraft and Chuuya can be from the same facility, as both have use sleeping in a way of gaining energy, Lovecraft is usually tired and Chuuya usually faints after using corruption, we can also guess this is some sort of a mechanism to keep their energy in control and don't use much to eventually execute themselves.