Addicted to making absolutely terribly outdated memes with kingambit now. This is how I'm gonna format all my PSAs from now on.

Here's you kingambit PSA for the changing season. Leave the leaves alone - the buggies and ground types need em

Hopping on the trend. Leave a pokemon in the notes and I'll let you know what they're like to capture/work with in the wild.

Having a good morning, for the first time in a bit.

HUGE fuckin' biker lookin dude, all tattoos and torn leather and shit, hopped over the barricade we set up to block off tagtree to the public. Which is usually an issue obvs, but I watched the mans just start hauling ass towards the base. Which like, not something you typically do if youre trying to not get caught.

When he got closer it became clear that he was verrrry gently holding something in his huge hands. Also he was crying. So I was like "hey man you aren't really supposed to do that, but what's up?"

And he opened his hands to show me the smallest fucking maushold couple, who were themselves holding an even tinier baby that looked like he probably had a broken tail.

And this, again, huge imposing biker guy, is just. Sobbing. Like "you gotta help Bitty please he's just a baby" kind of thing.

I'm kinda in love. Gonna first aid this tiny baby personally so I can hang out with this biker I think. He is inconsolable about this broken tail.

Fuck my life I hate the holidays.

Half my team is officially suspended from field work because of this one idiot and now me n lark are running around Paldea like headless torchic.

If I catch one more person trying to break into the crater to get a raw tera crystal for a fucking delibird gift I'm going to clobber them to death with it.

HOW THE FUCK IS IT THE 28TH

Did you know: although they have a reputation as scavengers, mightyenas are known to take down prey many times bigger than they are 🥰

//ooc have a hastily made meme, based off this ol' gem

What the fuck is wrong with you dipshits

Lotsa people are posting about their pokemon biting them today. As an expert receiver of bites, I want to make sure y'all know not to yank your hand out of a bite. Instead try to "feed" it - push your hand/arm/whatever into the mons mouth while bracing their head if you can. That way you don't encourage further play or rip the skin off your hands. It will also loosen their grip on you so you can more safely remove your arm/hand/whatever.

Just a quick tip. Never ever yank your hand away from a bite 🖤

I can't understand being a trainer and going out on a journey with ur little buddy through the wilderness and then when you're done being like "yeah the wilds are as rich with life as they are vast, but now I think I will live in a suburb and look at a screen for the rest of my life."

Like dude you SAW the option to not live a hellish grind under capitalism and you chose instead to marry at 23 and live in a townhouse? I truly do not get it. Fucked up minds, the lot of em

Damn yall suddenly care a lot about a park that's existed for at least a decade.

If it bugs you that much yall should open a new park across the street and hang a sign out front that says 'uggos only'. Not because it would accomplish anything I just think it'd be funny

Why am I entrusted with the task of ensuring my team fills out their reports? Absolute nonsense. Rox asked me once why she had to (such is her MO, bless her heart) and the best answer I could give her was "you'll get in trouble if you don't."

Which is a shite reason.

Why do you bully that poacher?

She killed my mother and this is the best way I can think of to deal with it.

Everyone shut up. Look at these guys from patrol today

She got the zoomies

I love leaking documents 🖤

This specifies rangers, but if you don't have a ranger union in your region or can't call them for some reason it's good advice, I think. Obviously always call the Rangers if you can.

Had to stop someone from jumping into the hole last night. He tried to challenge me to a pokemon battle, which I obviously refused. He then tried to get me to fight him physically which like. I would have jumped on 5 years ago. But man, I'm over that glory chasing I think.

Anyway I pushed him off the crater (away from the hole, ofc). His league privileges are all revoked now, no gym battles no shiny title to chase no LP account. I think he also sprained his ankle on the way down. So. An example for y'all ig.

Girl help the children are flocking to that last post