What if er had a Tolkien-esque fantasy story where some of the fantastical characters/creatures are the lolcows and trolls of the Internet. Such fantasy titles include:
The Goblin of Akron (Cyrax)
The King of Akron (Music Biz Marty)
The Boglim Wizard / King Cobra
The Grease Wizard
The Goddess (Chris Chan)
The Masked Terrorist (Aware of Myself)
Burger Boy
The Based Shaman
William Gloryhole (a human warrior)
The Curator (Daniel Larson Curator)
The Blue Spike
The Kiwi Tapes
Johnny the Fox (Johnny Fox, human rogue)
The Wings of Redemption
The King of Hate (DSP)
Sean Ranklin (human soldier)
Low Tier God
The Troll Mafia (Mass Troll Mafia / Masshole report)
Tony the Black Dragon
The White Bowser
and so on.
I smell a trilogy in the making.
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>゜))))彡☆ミ○o。. was on my hands and knees today sobbing after my $30 sample Vanilla perfume shattered ~~💔 .○o。.☆ミ>゜))))彡. I sopped it onto my arms then a hello kitty squishmellow.. 0megaL0L
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow 4 my anxiety n depression!! BUT I was warned the dr will flirt with my mother ..so I'm just irrationally pissed off Like take your fucking job seriously BUT we're going to him bc he really isn't lmao I'm hoping this boglim will prescribe some good shit or else.
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