realizing ur self insert/oc is just like u in the worst way is so humbling 💀

Welcome!!

hi!! I'm Wally!! I use he/it/she/pup/dog/hero/sword pronouns! my main is @transpuppetboy !!

this blog is for me to post about my OC Blitzpaw! and to post oc x canon stuff!

I will take art & writing requests, as long as it includes Blitzpaw!

you can also just talk to me or ask me about Blitzpaw!!!

he works for any continuity!! I'll figure it out!

being SO cringe rn, some1 call the crinGe police on me

I JUST CHUGGED TWO CUPS OF COFFEE AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH TIME

wait lottie fixed our oldest comfort item aww <:3 thats so cute??

halfassed intro thing grrgrr

hello bitches and bimbos, snitches and himbos (affectionate) youve stumbled into shape hell!! hehehe name: blitz (if you claim my last name's krieg i'll confirm it and punch you through the screen /j) pronouns: it/its; no they/them please (mutuals can use he/him?? maybe??? i dont know how tumblr works i havent made an acc before) """"age"""" thing just in case: BODY is a minor. i, as an alter, am AGELESS. notes abt myself, tag shit, and dni below the cut if you feel like reading that

notes: -i curse a LOT. evil -as mentioned above, im an alter lol (specifically a jsab fictive, as my entire theme and pfp implies). sourcemates and doubles are allowed to interact with me, so long as you’re comfy!! regardless of if you’re a sourcemate or not though just dont get freaky with me just because i am hit antagonist and local tumblr sexyman blixer just shapes and beats in the flesh and real raised eyebrow emoji -i use </3 WAY too much for my own wellbeing -please use tone indicators i am a goddamn fool when it comes to interpreting tone /lh -jokingly violent on main im sorry ~~~~~ tagging: -gonna tag text posts as #blitz.txt -gonna tag art as #blitz.png -gonna tag vents as #vent.txt or #vent.png based on how the vent turns out -gonna tag shitpost drawings + images as #shitposts.jpg because jpgs are low quality and so am i /lh -gonna tag shitpost textposts as #shitposts.txt idk man -gonna tag source things as #jsab.txt or #jsab.png <3 ~~~~~ dni if you: -fulfill basic dni criteria (homophobic, transphobic, exclusionists, shit like that. dont make a fool of yourself by claiming just because i didnt specify something here doesnt mean that, if you're in like 99% of dni criterias, you can just waltz in here) -are here for syscourse/discourse of any kind. i am literally just here to do shape crimes what do you want from me -will not treat me as a person, but rather as a plaything. i am not roleplaying, i am not fictkin. i am a fictIVE. i made this blog so i can have a space to be myself in peace. -just wanna simp for me bc im blixer jsab lmAO (this should be obvious but idk man)

yknow once upon a time long ago i was a jthm blog that actually sometimes made rounds with fanfic and now im 23 years old and haven’t written in so long and i feel so empty inside :(

bli t x gett your own bll og liek me (@blxzingskies)

@blxzingskies

once i figure out how, absolutely

charizard on main baybee

I HAVE FOLLOWED A ‘COCKROACH’. THIS COCKROACH IS SENTIENT.

MY PROCESSORS STILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME WITH THE VASTNESS OF THE MULTIVERSE.

"I got that dog in me" yes, and that dog will come back to you each time you send it away, either bruised and battered, dripping and pouring from any orifice or hypervigilance running through their system, dissecting your every emotional or physical change. that dog will ensure a version of itself that won't allow you to find fault. no chance to find another reason to send it away, leaving it alone, cold and devoid of warm connection.

some inspiration taken from this reel

i got pulled 2 front in thE middle of a paRking lot with a racetrac bag???? 😭

guess who got 3 fucking cavities

aaaay!!! i dont know how any of you stuck around but!!!!!!!!!! thank yall so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohhhhh my god im a fool. im a dumbfuck i dont know the difference between matricide and regicide apparently i was sitting in the car with someone in co-con and i was like “hey what’s matricide again” and when he responded i realized matricide was NOT the killing of royalty i changed my blog name to the appropriate word but. god hwo did this happen

Been home w covid for the past like.... seven days?

decided it’s time to throw it back to the old days and return to the things i used to love??

a bitch watched anime for the first time since middle school

shits surreal