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taffysannotatedsonichu · 4 years

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Sonichu 10 Page 95

Caption: The official Sonichu and Rosechu fan site!

Caption: **Dedicated in memory of** Sarah Cassandra McKenzie (Pandahalo)

Caption: Most of the time, when I make a promise, I do my best to keep it. The only times I may mess up on that is due to outside events and issues that may deter me and make me forget not of my own fault.

But that is not the case for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. She and I were very close friends, and she was true, honest, and loyal. I gave her my word that I would take her Chris Chan Sonichu fanart and make it the cover of Book #10, and I did. Now, I also keep another promise to her, the publication of her fan comic in this same book; it is on the next page.

May this whole book, front to back, honor her memory forever.

Thank you, my sweet Panda.

Christian W. Chandler, February 24, 2010

Caption: Sonichu by Pandahalo 08

More than a year after Pandahalo supposedly passed away, we are given one final tribute to her. This tribute starts with one more chance for Chris to explain away his laziness, “outside events and issues” make him forget what he was doing and forget to do what he was told. Classic Chris, starting a memorial with a complaint against trolls.

Chris then explains, surrounded by images of Panda’s art, including pictures of Blazebob and Chloe, that he made two promises to her before she “died”, that he would make her art the cover of Sonichu 10, and that he would publish her one-page fan comic, which he does on the next page.

By this point in “real life”, Sarah was living happily with Clyde Cash and their newborn daughter Penny, and it’s possible that Chris knew that at this time, as in less than a month he released a video where he pretended to kill Clyde Cash in reparation for her rape and kidnapping.

#Sonichu 10 #Director Amenities #Christian Weston Chandler #chris chan sonichu #sonichu #Rosechu #BlazeBob Sonichu #chloe rosechu

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blogcancercero · 1 year

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Sonichu 9: Página 74

Estos 2 son los únicos Sonichus que están bajo un entrenador, y se nota que no salen de las Pokeball a no ser que haya que combatir. Biografía del personaje: *Chloe Rosechu -Edad: 17 -Normal/Eléctrico -Habilidad: Dicha Biografía del personaje: *Blazebob Sonichu -Edad: 18 -Fuego/Electricidad -Habilidad: Mar Llamas Nota: *Ambos personajes originalmente dibujados por la chica de Sonichu Sarah…

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taffysannotatedsonichu · 5 years

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Sonichu 9 Page 75

CHLOE: Noooo!!!

CHLOE: Sarah’s panda-ear headband… she knew she couldn’t escape, so she set us free so we wouldn’t burn with… waahhh!!!

BLAZEBOB: I know, Chloe, but you and I, we have to move on and continue in honor of Team Panda-Halo.

CHLOE: You’re right… but I just can’t believe she’s really gone…

Caption: In memory of Sonichu/Rosechu fan, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, who died January 2009 in the Australian bushfires. She remains my good friend in my heart forever.

Flung from the inferno is Panda’s Mickey Mouse ears panda-ear headband from which she got her screen name. Her Pokemon immediately understand their circumstances and that their master is no more. Chloe is appropriately upset at the sudden death of her beloved trainer, but BlazeBob implores her to immediately move on and continue to fight in her honor. This incredibly quick to pick up the pieces attitude that BlazeBob and later the fireman show is, in addition to Chris’s own difficulty processing grief, a reflection of how long it took Chris to memorialize Panda in his comic. By the time Chris was writing this comic, more than a half a year had passed since Panda’s alleged “death”, and Chris not only had already moved on from her, but he’d already had another girlfriend fatality in Ivy’s alleged suicide in May of 2009. With his three gal-pals that allegedly died (Sarah Jackson, Panda, and Ivy) he felt more a bit of an obligation to memorialize them, regardless of how far down the line he did it, as opposed to simply forgetting they ever existed like Blanca. Note that in the memorial at the bottom, Chris doesn’t call Panda a sweetheart or a girlfriend, but rather a good friend and a Sonichu fan. Even in “death”, her betrayal stung hard enough for Chris to not call her a sweetheart.

#sonichu 9 #blazebob sonichu #chloe rosechu #CWCDefense

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taffysannotatedsonichu · 5 years

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Sonichu 9 Page 76

FIREMAN: Hey! What are you two doing?

CHLOE: Excuse me!

FIREMAN: That S.A.V. just burned down that building behind you! Mayor Christian did not just appoint all you Electric-Hedgehogs to help defend the city just so y’all can stand idly by and gossip during the chaos!

CHLOE: I think you’re mistaken; we’re not from around here; we were visiting from…

BLAZEBOB: Please pardon our momentary lack of action; our friend was in that building. She will be sadly missed, but we two shall continue to defend the city.

FIREMAN: Thank you. Alright, Gus, Cindy, Tina, let’s get those hoses hooked up, ladders set-up, and save some lives and put out the flames!

CHLOE: Blazebob… what…?

BLAZEBOB: Chloe, that bot just killed Sarah; we can do good for her by aiding the city and taking down that robot before other people suffer the same fate, like our master. What do you say, Chloe? Go, Team Panda-halo!

CHLOE: Alright. Go! Team Panda-halo!

In one of the starkest displays of lack of empathy in the entire comic, a firefighter sees the two grieving EHPs and berates them for doing nothing to help the effort. Apparently the firefighter mistook the two of them for EHPs in Christian’s personal squad (although we’re given no indication that there are more EHPs than Sonichu, Rosechu, the Chaotic Combo, Darkbind, Simonla, Jamsta, Lolisa, and Zapina working for the mayorship, and given that they’re all presumably public figures that this guy would know what Chris’s EHP attack squad would look like. What’s more, the only other known Fire/Electric-Type Sonichu that this guy could presumably mistake BlazeBob for is Wes Iseli, who works for the bad guys, and at this point Sonichu’s daughter Christine is still a Rosey, so it’s not like this guy was mistaking them for other EHPs.)

BlazeBob and Chloe clarify that they aren’t CWCvillian, rather Australian, and that they don’t work for Christian Chandler. BlazeBob, however, decides to fight under the banner of CWC nevertheless, since the thing that killed his trainer was of an anti-Chandlerian faction and that fighting against it would avenge his master. This still doesn’t explain though why he would think that fighting for Christian, who remind you has his own agenda beyond just “fight Mary Lee Walsh”, is the answer. You’d think that he and Chloe would be a bit more mercenary-like in this case, since they in theory have no ties to Chris personally and just want to join whatever side will help them avenge their fallen friend. But no, anyone considered “good” in the eyes of Chris-Chan has to fight for him, so BlazeBob and Chloe join up with him.

Barely visible in Chloe’s portrait at the top of the stage are two black dots behind her ears, possibly meaning that she’s taken up the panda-ear headband in Sarah’s honor.

In that final image there, BlazeBob and Chloe have giant hands for some reason.

This more or less marks the end of BlazeBob and Chloe’s relevance to the greater Sonichu canon, and I believe this is the last time they’re given individual lines. They show up again among the ranks of the lesser Sonichu characters in melees in later issues, with no reason given that they’re still out to avenge their master, even fighting against forces completely unrelated to their master’s demise.

#Sonichu 9 #CWCDefense #BlazeBob Sonichu #Chloe Rosechu

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taffysannotatedsonichu · 5 years

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Sonichu 9 Page 74

Character bio: *Chloe Rosechu -Age: 17 -Normal/Electric -Ability: Serene Grace

Character bio: *Blazebob Sonichu -Age: 18 -Fire/Electric -Ability: Blaze

Caption: *Both characters originally drawn by Sonichu girl Sarah Cassandra McKenzie

BLAZEBOB SONICHU: Okay! I’m ready for this batt… what the…? What’s going on here?!

CHLOE ROSECHU: I don’t know, Blaze Bob, but I have a bad feeling… wait a minute… where’s our master? Sarah?

BLAZEBOB: Huh? I smell smoke… Our apartment! Sarah!!!

CHLOE: Oh my God! Sarah!!!

SFX: Boom!

Here is the first proper introduction to Panda’s two EHP creations, BlazeBob Sonichu (no, there’s no consensus as to whether it’s one word, Blazebob, one word with CamelCase, BlazeBob, or two words, Blaze Bob; Chris tends to prefer “Blazebob” but he’s not consistent; I’m going to stick with “BlazeBob” because it makes the most sense to me) and Chloe Rosechu. I do believe that these were the only troll girlfriend characters to have been Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, at least until Cryzel.

BlazeBob was actually named for Robert Simmons V, the troll who appeared in the flesh all the way back in Sonichu 7. He was also fairly strongly linked with Pandahalo, and in fact the character was initially conceptualized as being an Anchuent Prophecy transformation not unlike Chris, Sarah Hammer, Wes, Crystal, Nait, and soon enough Liquid Chris have. Like Wes Iseli-Sonichu, BlazeBob is a Fire/Electric-Type Sonichu. Interestingly, he is given the ability Blaze, the signature ability of the Fire-Type starter Pokemon. Wild is said to have Overgrow, the equivalent for the Grass-Type starters, yet Bubbles doesn’t have Torrent, the ability for the Water-Type starters (instead she has Volt Absorb, which, come to think about it, probably explains why she was aroused by getting shocked last issue). Chris has suggested that a Sonee can evolve into a Fire/Electric Sonichu like BlazeBob with the help of a Fire Stone, similarly to how Eevee evolves into Flareon. Since neither Chris nor Panda had any interest in drawing BlazeBob or Chloe in the nude, the latter is still underage and the former is barely legal.

Chloe is described as Normal/Electric-Type with the ability Serene Grace. She is purple and pink, a color combination we’ve yet to see on an EHP so far. Sonichu’s daughter Christine is introduced later this chapter as an Electric-Type Shiny Rosechu, meaning it’s possible that Chloe too is shiny, although she is released from a Pokeball here without a special entry animation unlike true Shinies. Her name is likely a reference to Chris’s fake girlfriend of the same name, the only time Chris has flat out lied about having a girlfriend. Shortly after Blanca broke his heart, Chris claimed to have made out with this girl Chloe after meeting her at GameStop. There obviously was no Chloe, and he dropped the ruse shortly after. Chris has stated that Chloe evolved with the help of a Moon Stone, though unlike BlazeBob Chloe resembles none of the Pokemon families that evolve with a Moon Stone.

BlazeBob and Chloe, presumably used to only being let out of their balls to battle, express confusion as to their current location, but quickly deduce that their apartment is burning behind them.

#Sonichu 9 #CWCDefense #BlazeBob Sonichu #Chloe Rosechu

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taffysannotatedsonichu · 4 years

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Sonichu 11 Page 2

Caption: But on this day, we look in on the Sonichu family.

Caption: Downstairs, in her room, Christine is practicing for the play at Anneweston Elementary School.

CHRISTINE ROSEY: I am the Virgin Mary.

CHRISTINE ROSEY: That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Caption: Up in the kitchen, mama Rosechu and Cera are baking Christmas cookies.

Caption: And in the warm rec room, papa Sonichu and Robbie are hanging the stockings by the fireplace.

That first picture of the Sonichu household is a poorly Photoshopped version of this picture.

Each of the Sonichu children are working on their Christmastime projects. Middle child Christine, who dreams of being an actress, has landed her first big role, Mary in the school’s Christmas pageant (I’m assuming Anneweston Elementary is a private school, otherwise they probably wouldn’t be allowed to do a Nativity play). I should have mentioned this earlier, but Christine’s purple color is allegedly due to her being a Shiny Pokemon, an incredibly rare variant of a Pokemon with a different color palette. The choice of purple for her shiny form is occasionally joked to be a hint that Magi-Chan is her real father, and that he and Rosechu are having an affair behind Sonichu’s back, and that Christine being “shiny” is a cover story. Chris has denied this.

Christine makes a (likely adlibbed) joke that insinuates that the Virgin Mary (and by extension, Christine herself) is not a virgin. This joke is borrowed from “A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas”, wherein Bonnie Swanson, playing Mary, recites the line in the Quahog Christmas pageant. It’s funny coming from Bonnie, a married adult woman who was at the time pregnant (and had been for several seasons straight and would be for a few more), and not at all funny coming from Christine, a babe of two. Family Guy possibly took the line from the Colin Quinn’s sign-off signature from his brief tenure as Weekend Update anchor, which had ended the year prior. Quinn in turn might have gotten it from the Collin Raye song “That’s My Story”, which was a minor hit in ‘93.

Meanwhile, Cerah and Rosechu are baking cookies, and Sonichu and Robbie are setting up decorations. One of the ornaments on the Christmas tree appears to be an S-Chu Ball, making what I believe is its third appearance in the whole comic - in Sonichu 0 when it was introduced, and then containing BlazeBob Sonichu in Sonichu 9.

#Sonichu 11 #A Sonichu Christmas #Sonichu #Rosechu #cerah rosechu #christine rosechu #robbie sonee

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taffysannotatedsonichu · 6 years

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The Most Pointless Character in Sonichu

Taffy here. This was a post I made for the Kiwi Farms forum on the most pointless character in Sonichu in late October 2017, and I took up the challenge to prove every single character has no point. This was kind of my beta version of what would become Taffy’s Annotated Sonichu, so I thought it would be worth reprinting here (also I’m sorry it’s taking me so long to get more CWCDefense or GitM up, I’ve been really sick for the past two weeks and I’m just now trying to get back in the swing of things).

Chris's comic persona and fursona are pointless because he could have just lived vicariously through Sonichu and not have an in-comic presence.

Sonichu himself became pointless after Chris took over as main character but was already pretty pointless since really Chris could have just written a straight Sonic fanfic with Sonic as the lead in the first place. Besides the occasional electric attack and the complete lack of an original personality he's basically Sonic.

That said, all the characters ripped wholesale from Sonic or Pokémon (Sonic himself, Perfect Chaos, Robotnik, Giovanni) are pretty pointless as they were dropped not long in as Sonichu grew to have its own canon with its own crazy cast of characters.

In addition, any character ripped wholesale from any other franchise (Beavis & Butthead, Bugs Bunny, Meg Griffin) exist solely for "fan service", or rather fan disservice.

Rosechu is extremely pointless, all she does is A) be a token girl, B) prove Sonichu is STRAIGHT, and C) occasionally face rape someone. That said The Incredible Lioness is probably the closest we get to a real character with a point, rivaled only by the Voltorb that kills Simonla. They have simple purposes (to brutally maim and murder) and they do them to a T.

Kel is pointless since Rosechu could have just been Chris's Pokémon to begin with and she didn't need to exist as a middleman.

For that matter, any character best known for being a Moon Pal (Bill the Scientist, Metal Sonichu, Yawning Squirtle) or just as a meme in general (Inos), while being great for laughs, are all pretty irrelevant background characters.

Reldnahc Notsew Niatsirhc exists solely for Chris to physically obliterate his sexual insecurity.

Any Jerkop or Manajerk exists solely for Chris to vent his frustrations with real people who were just doing their jobs. Same goes for Hanna.

Blake is too inconsistent to have a point to existing. He was a pointless villain-of-the-week at first and then he was a pointless supporting character.

Sarah Hammer and Wes Iseli are particularly pointless because Chris' relationship with Sarah was already waning when he wrote Sonichu 2. Since the reincarnation plot point was dropped not long after, you can honestly skip Sonichu 2 entirely and not miss anything.

Mary Lee Walsh, while being awesome, is like the jerkops and manajerks just there essentially as a comic book voodoo doll. Maybe the point of her was to show that Chris can in fact write an interesting and badass female character? We'll never know.

Count Graduon is pretty redundant with Mary, power wise. Other than to vent frustrations with his graduation he's really pointless.

All of the Chaotic Combo are basically team filler filling out some elements that the rest of the team lacks. Specifically:

Wild Sonichu doesn't really have a personality. He's pretty redundant with Sonichu himself, other than, of course, we need a green Sonichu. The one thing that possibly could have made him interesting, the struggles of being a single father, are really rushed over so Chris can get back to the murder spree. His only notable father-daughter bonding experience was drilling a man to death.

Bubbles Rosechu, aside from being the token blue Sonichu/water type, finds one Sonichu ball and then returns to being a moron.

Angelica Rosechu, although I imagine her original purpose was to be a pacifist voice of reason and a token religious character, well, that got thrown out the window pretty quickly. The things that differentiate her from Bubbles besides their powers are few and far between.

Punchy Sonichu is just the token red character and the token Asian. Seriously I don't even know what "fighting type" means. In fact, why not make him fire type? It's the one element missing from the Chaotic Combo (Bubbles is water, Wild is earth, Angelica is air, Magi-Chan is ether/heart/mind, no one's fire!) (Note 26/11/18: I now know Fighting-Type is a type of Pokémon, but nevertheless “Fighting-Type is one of the weirder types. The Pokémon types are elements, supernatural creatures... and martial arts. And yes, the Fighting-Type icons in the series are red while Fire-Type is orange, but from a team balance perspective fire would have made sense).

Magi-Chan, especially after being paired off with Silvana taking away his sole unique trait of not being driven around by his penis, is just Chris's round the clock surveillance system.

Boulder Dropping Whale would have been useful if he actually killed Bubbles's mother but since he failed he's just a great meme.

Why does Flame the Sunbird even exist? He's literally just Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie and his role could have easily been filled by Wild or Bubbles or anyone because that stupid Sunstone doesn't even matter, except it does make everything grow like Norma, whoever she is. Norma is the most relevant character in that whole issue. (Note 26/11/18: Yes, I named Nadine’s mom after this typo.)

Again, Darkbind and Zelina are crimes against nature. (Note from an earlier repost): I am referring to a previous post complaining that Darkbind and Zelina were the combinations of not two but four franchises (Sonic, Pokémon, Zelda & Darkwing Duck) and came off as clunky because of it.)

Crystal the sister is especially irrelevant now that Chris is a girl (why not make her a trans man to mirror Chris' own transition? Oh wait JERKS.), but she was always redundant with Rosechu and Chris himself.

Sailor Megtune - why didn't he just draw Megan herself? We know he's okay drawing her.

Megagi - Already kinda redundant with Megtune and she really had no reason to exist after Chris & Megan had that falling out.

Jamsta and Lolisa speak for themselves at their uselessness. I mean, they are just bit characters anyway. But as someone else mentioned before their radio station is particularly shitty.

Patti-Chan, while her story is cute, just exists as a way for Chris to hold on to his beloved pet and not fully cope with her loss.

Allison Amber, although being one of the better characters, wouldn't need to exist if Chris would just do some work for once. That said if the point of her character was to be an audience surrogate (I mean, until she shoots a man in cold blood) then for once Chris succeeded.

Bionic the Hedgehog as previously mentioned is just there for the sake of having an orange Sonichu, even though he isn't one.

All of the specific characters of Chris's "real life" "sweethearts" (Pandahalo, Blanca, Ivy) as well as their OCs (Jiggliami, Blazebob & Chloe, Layla Flaafy) are pointless because they all just disappear almost immediately after they're introduced after Chris finds out they were a troll or they "died".

Likewise any rendition of one of Chris' real life trolls (Jason Kendrick Howell, Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Alec, Evan, Sean & Mao) are again just there as pen-and-paper voodoo dolls for Chris to take out his frustrations on. The trolls in particular almost work against Chris' point in including them because no matter how much Chris paints himself as the hero his violent murder sprees always end with him looking like the villain. (Justice for the Asperpedia Four!)

Beel is just Satan and a secretary for the 4-cent-garbage building. Pretty pointless.

Zapina is just there as a token "cute" character.

Simonla is just Wild's token sweetheart and then later the lynchpin Chris needed to justify executing his enemies.

Silvana, while another fairly interesting character, is just a villain-of-the-week with an added dose of Chris's sexual insecurity.

Sarah & Rita Jackarass - These two are both stupid minor characters, but why on Earth did there need to be two of them?

GodJesus exists solely to heap praise onto our beloved autist.

Those stupid Samurai Pizza Transformers are stupid. I hate them so much. I hope they burn in the Earth's lava core.

Sonichu & Rosechu's children are initially just there to be cloyingly cute and then once they're grown to be Chris's LGBT mouthpieces, forgetting that we won't listen to anything they say because we already hate them. Of special pointlessness is Cerah, because while Robbie is the most punchable he's at least the focus character of a lot of the newer stuff (even though we hated him as a Sonee, we hated him as a Sonichu, and we'll hate him as a Rosechu), and Christine is vapid she gives credence to the idea that Magi-Chan is giving it to Rosechu behind Sonichu's back which is way more interesting than canon. Cerah does jack squat besides be a lesbian.

The Asperchu cameos are just there for Chris to try to force Alec to give him what he wants and the Basement Rosechus are just there to slander Alec's name.

Sandy is particularly irrelevant since Simonla's back, she was never anything more than a replacement goldfish for her.

Kevin the Jew - I knew it! I knew it all along! Peppermint Patty is a boy!

Bananasaurus - Don't listen to your Patreon backers Chris.

Lastly, Russel & Cynthia are just there to fill the Sonee/Rosee void left when Cera Christine & Robbie evolved, a void no one in particular wanted filled.

Edited (27/10/17) to include all the MLP characters and Chris's ponysona - We hate them and we want Sonichu back.

#cwc extras

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taffysannotatedsonichu · 6 years

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Sonichu 8 Page 73

Caption: At the beach’s stage, that night.

ANNOUNCER (According to the Videobooks it’s supposed to be DJ JAMSTA): Ladies and dudes, CWCville Shopping Center, CWC Cola, and Station K.C.W.C are proud to present, for her pop-star debut…

ANNOUNCER: Jiggliami!

JIGGLIAMI: Thank you, citizens of CWCville, Virginia! This debut song was inspired by my ol’ Pikachu boyfriend, who suddenly disappeared from our home field; I have missed him a lot, and yearned for his safe return. I present to you all, “War of Love.”

Jiggliami’s plot finally ends, with her getting over her stage fright offstage and performing her instant hit song. I find it interesting to note that Chris just drew the crowd as white circles, as always, and didn’t take the time to draw at least some of his hedgehog crew in the stands, watching Jiggliami who remember is apparently one of their friends now, since she has Bubbles’s number and knows who Blake is.

Those are supposed to be hearts over the “i’s” in Jiggliami, but they also kinda look like pink kidney beans.

Jiggliami’s admission of having an “ol’ Pikachu boyfriend” gives us an interesting look at the possible seedy pasts of some of the CWCville elite. Outside of the comic proper, Chris’s backstory for Jiggliami attempted to wrangle the fact that she was essentially a Jigglypuff version of a Sonichu but the canon of the story was pretty firm that all Sonic/Pokemon hybrids were with the Pikachu line. According to emails sent from Blanca, Jiggliami was a normal Jigglypuff who really enjoyed singing, but because the Pokemon move “Sing” puts people to sleep, she had trouble finding an awake audience. So, a la Chris’ backstory for Patti, Jiggliami wished on a rainbow star, which fell to Earth and turned her into an Amy Rose/Jigglypuff hybrid who no longer put people to sleep with her voice. But, apparently, before her transformation, she had a Pikachu as a boyfriend who mysteriously vanished one day… gee, I wonder what could have happened to him?

Now, neither Chris nor Blanca has expressly confirmed that before Sonichu and Jiggliami transformed, they were a couple. But, that said, if Chris wasn’t trying to insinuate that he probably would have used a different Pokemon besides Pikachu for her ex. It’s not known whether if Jiggliami had stayed around longer if she would have had something of a love triangle with our main two hedgehogs, but Chris is too strong a believer in true love that I doubt he would have portrayed Jiggliami as a homewrecker in the GodJesus blessed house of Sonichu. In her introductory emails, Blanca suggested a Sonichu one shot where Sonichu saved Jiggliami, and she fell in love with him but he was too dedicated to Rosechu to reciprocate that love, which might have been incorporated into the comics if Chris didn’t want to shove Jiggliami out of the picture following the revelation of Blanca as a troll. Interestingly, BlazeBob & Chloe and Layla Flaaffy, Pandahalo and Ivy’s characters respectively, weren’t written off after the supposed deaths of their creators, and that might be because they didn’t quite so harshly betray Chris as Blanca did.

#Sonichu 8 #Spring Break 2008 #jiggliami

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