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Omg guys Bimbo Yoshi is back—
AUGHHHH BIMBOSONA IS BACK-
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Hierarchy of gendered terms for me. This gets lewd. This is not a comprehensive list juust all the stuff i can think of. Except for 1 s tier one that i was too shy to put down.
F tier: dude, bro, guy (do not use these)
D tier: man, woman(doesnt feel right but will accept from strangers walking on the street)
C tier: handsome, anything in f tier but you add lil in front of it. Yes there is a difference. Fag (These are fun but be careful)
B: lady, beautiful, your majesty, prince, princess, queen, girl, boy, king, fleshlight,. Jester, clown, fool, queer (encouraged well liked but there are more)
A: kobold, creature, pet, pretty, cutie pie, toy, yoshi, critter, dragon, draconic scion, cowbold, thing, girlthing, boything, lizard, dinosaur, dummy, klutz, clumsy, hungry gal, hungry guy, hungry thing, tubby, chubby, fat, little one, tiny thing, little thing, femboy, fembold, good girl, good boy, good bold, darling( really really like, get extra points)
S tier: Snack, meal, tummy fat, you gonna finish that? , deliscious, scrumptious, sweetie pie, dinner, gut slut, candy, gusher, capri sun, juice box, cookie, pastry, sweet-tart, roast, meat, MORSEL, tasty dummy, bimbold, bimbo, idiot, >///< (really really love please use theze terms for me)
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Things my mom (44F) has said while playing Board Game Island (LANGUAGE WARNING)
"Look at Yoshi, all happy. I don't like her face."
"These computer bitches are ahead of us!"
"Isn't Tommy the one you like?"
"You fucker!"
"Anna is a sneaky Russian computer spy."
(When told Anna is Italian): "How do you know that?"
"Anna is so angry and butch. She's an angry lesbian."
(When told she's married to a man in my TL): "No wonder she's so angry. She's a lesbian."
"She (Siobhán) thinks she's hot shit."
"Well he already got the lifterator. Bastard."
"Who are these… bimbos?" (Referring to Ai and Helen)
"Anna Maria, the lesbo team."
"I tied with Michele Obama (Maria) down there."
#these are only some of them i might add more#wii party#cpu mii#cpu miis#my mother is hilarious lmfao#wii#miis#i love miis#miiblr#quotes from a middle aged suburban mom playing a video game
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.::LD::. Yoshi Anime Companion [Animesh]
♥ Animesh companion
♥ Outfit color options
♥ Dance/Hover/standing animations
♥ Edit to move to desired postion
Uni-qu3_Belargia dress
♥ Fit for Freya, Hourglass, Kupra/Bimbo/Kups, Legacy/Perky/perkypetite, Maitreya/Petite, Reborn, T-fine, T-Curvy, T-Minimizer
♥ Mesh dress
♥ Twenty four color options
♥ Nineteen Pattern options
Both available at Happy Event
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Yoshiko, have you eaten any unpleasant fiends who dared to intrude upon your sacred snack time today?
“Nobody really bothers me while on break or streaming anymore. It usually just takes once to learn the lesson, you see?” She smiles a bit, even as she grumbles a bit.
“Of course, some people don’t quite get the message through their bimbo brains. Do you, Ai-chan?”
“Hahahaha, no! Ai don’t~!”
Wobble, slorsh.
“However, Ai must say that your tummy is very scary! So loud and so heavy! Ai would think that Yoshi-ko-chan might not let me out, hahahaha~!”
“Oh, you would like that, wouldn’t you? You fuckin’ calorie-bomb. I know your tricks! You won’t win this battle, but you will suffer the punishment!!”
“Hahahaha, whatever you say, Yoshi-ko-chan~! Make sure you poop me out as an egg before too late, okay~?”
“I fuckin’ swear to God, Ai-chan...”
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Nearby, Rina peers into the room.
“.....Rina-chan Board: Conflicted Feelings...~?”
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A Pair Of Cursed Earrings
Full Name: Yoshie (Aimi) Kanda
FC: Satyr from Plus-Sized Elf
Age: 23
Height: 5′3″
Weight: A little hefty.
Cup Size: F
Build: Thicque Hourglass
Notable traits: Strange earrings (Dark red skin, goat-like eyes, horns, pentagram earrings, devil-like tail)
Background:
Yoshie was not born into a wealthy family, though they were hardly destitute... but she would never be able to pursue her passion for magic (particularly hexes and the application, identification, and collection of magical artifacts) without her paying for her studies herself. So she works part-time at a fast-food chain.
Unfortunately for her, something that she hadn’t discovered until she started spending more time away from the house, was that her libido was far, far exceeding most people’s. In fact, she found it hard to concentrate at her job for more than an hour or so at a time without regularly leaving the register to masturbate in the bathroom- which got her in trouble more than once.
Even moreso was her difficulty studying- with nothing to distract her from her needs, she found herself getting herself off more often than she even managed to crack a book- and it was really affecting her grades! Luckily, though, she found something rare as she was trawling her favorite antique shops for undiscovered magical artifacts- and she found a pair of earrings which claimed to be able to suppress someone’s libido! Eager, she purchased them and put them in- lo and behold, her libido was gone, and she could concentrate once more! What a happy ending!
Well.
Boons always come at a cost, you know, especially when they’re 60% off...
These earrings do not DISPEL lust, they only CONTAIN it. And all of that lust has to go somewhere... Every month or so, after she goes to sleep, another personality awakens in her, and her form changes into that of a satyr- the closest thing to a succubus that exists in this world. She calls herself Aimi, and her job is to work off all that pent-up lust in one night. She’s not bright, but she doesn’t have to be! All of her points are in charisma.
Of course, you can release all of that pent-up lust early if you simply press the star on one of her earrings, but she doesn’t know that...
#Aimi#Yoshie#Yoshie Kanda#Human#Satyr#Cursed Earrings#Transformation#muses#ocs#Activate Bimbo Goat Mode
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gender is: a fuck, bastard, mitski, bimbo, yoshi, chainchomp, commie, teeth, pink + greeen combo, lime green, pets photographed with a fisheye lense, nya!, glitchcore, yup
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I’m the only one besides yoshi who can sexually please how she wants to be pleased. Might as well join the club since ur around still , bimbo
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