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Oh my gods just had my going away party at the pub and we had it in a special event room and it was all done up like Jesus’s last supper

I sat in the middle with a crown on and broke a roll of bread and spread it around and then I was showered in gifts and they even “borrowed” a podium from a church with holy water on it, but it was polluted river water instead (a staple of the town)

I have no idea what the fuck just happened but it was glorious, we all drank, I felt like Joffrey Baratheon in my golden crown and we took a final photo posed as the Last Supper

#man what a fucking hilarious night #I graciously accepted all gifts #knowing I’d already packed and had no possible space left so I’d have to discard most of them #there was also a metal goat I baptised and sacrificed at one point???#man mountain people are weird #for context for those that aren’t caught up:#I am essentially a travelling bard Jaskier-esque vagabond type travelling the world with my cat #I got trapped up in these mountains for a year #but the town took me in #like their own child and pride and joy (became a local celebrity)#they’re all miners like the dwarves of erebor #and drink and act very much like said Tolkien dwarves #so #just imagine Jaskier getting stuck with the dwarves up in the mountains for a year but is ultimately made one of their own #before being given a hell of a feast and party at the local main tavern and inn as a going away/good luck on your travels gift

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