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inconclusionray · 2 years

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"HOW are we ever going to get our streets clean and uncluttered with all these dirty people messing it up?? They just keep bringing in more junk!"

*magic sparkle POOF and a cheerful worker appears*

"You need HOWsing™!"

*rotating shots of Unsightly Camps and Trash Piles replaced by HOWsing™, appropriate infrastructure, and unionized sanitation crews*

"Trash piles and unsightly camps got you down? Try HOWsing™!"

"Tired of needles on your streets? Try HOWsing™!"

"Does worry of new cholera epidemic keep you up at night? It's time for HOWsing™, now with indoor plumbing!"

*camera pans over clean streets with mixed use buildings and large, lovely shared public spaces that don't require payment to exist in*

"This is what HOWsing™ can do for YOUR neighborhood!"

*housed neighbor gasps* "Thanks, HOWsing™ fairy!"

*chuckle* "No need to thank me, I'm a government program paid for by fairly taxing all those conglomerate companies profiting off your manipulated need for ever more junk! Say, that's kinda like what you were complaining about your unhoused neighbor in the opening scene, wasn't it?"

*both laugh, screen dissolves to closing text:*

TRY HOWSING™ NOW!

#someone hire me im a marketing genius #homelessness #houselessness #this post brought to you by the bullshit take that finally got me to argue with nextdoor enough to successfully unsubscribe #i do not give a shit what housed ppl (incl me) think of sightliness or whatever the fuck btw #but for MARKETING purposes #ijs #we should try it #also there will still be people on the streets sometimes #because housing should be mandatory to provide and barrierless to access but not illegal to decline #and sleeping in public should never ever ever be a crime

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