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falling-star-cygnus · 3 months
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"The great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends. Sorry to disappoint that is not where this ends."
all im hearing is that the hotel goers are his friends and no, i will not accept criticism, thank you for your time
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adriheavymetal · 4 months
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I should ....lol 😂💯🔥🎤💀🌹🔥❤👌🙈my 🌟🎤💀🌹🇺🇸🔥🎤
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spnsmile · 2 years
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Darius. (x)
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jesuistrefatugie · 2 years
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The different levels of crazy in TCF
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From Reactions and Matching Attempts on Ao3
Chapter 22
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Flat fuck friday isn't a holiday because it's a dumb meme Tumblr forced into being a "meme" by oversaturating things and driving it into the ground before it even took off, that's like saying "Oh [x random bit from some small time content creator] is a holiday in the TLT universe because it's a meme I like"
It kinda comes with the territory, ya know Gods being Gods and all, doing whatever they like. John strikes me as a man who'd do what ever the heck he wants, when ever the heck he wants with seemingly no rhyme or reason because its a bit, its kinda funny. A joke only he'd get. Just look at Admiral Sarpedon. A man who'd wipe his best friend's memories, a monster who would terrorize a traumatised teenager but not get his hands dirty, is exactly the sort of man who would create a Festive Flat Fuck Friday Future.
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laughableillusions · 10 months
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I make it my personal goal sometimes to make my OCs as un-picrewable as possible
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cherryskypie · 1 year
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its-sir-actually · 2 years
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Seb it's time for some Monaco magic
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teaboot · 3 months
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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generaljenobi · 2 months
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It's me. I'm the distant aunt.
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adriheavymetal · 11 months
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#Repost @psycosigma
.After creating the courage to tell the truth and opening my heart to people I think so, I lost my normal and cowardly side lol😂💀💯🤘😝
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.#truewords #courage #insanefulltime #proudtobemetalinaplasticsociety
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#americanpsycho #christianbale
#pateickbateman
#americanpsychoedit #reelsinstagram
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rongzhi · 4 months
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English added by me :)
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thedisablednaturalist · 3 months
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
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Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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liquidstar · 6 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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ruporas · 1 month
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don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother
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cemeterything · 5 months
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
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