#bc i am damn well gonna have a comedy timeline to match the mess that is his normal one | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

talentforlying · 8 months

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took me a while and now i desperately need sleep, but the condensed timeline of major events in constantine's life is up and attached to the about page! please mind the trigger warnings if you dive in.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#oh LORD mind the trigger warnings #'condensed' like i tried but that man had year after year of nonstop trauma for a minute there #my next project is to take that list of absurd shit he's done and get it all in order #bc i am damn well gonna have a comedy timeline to match the mess that is his normal one #like yeah the horrors but how many characters can you say have beat the shit out of satan AND kissed king arthur. come on. that's hilarious #don't even get me Started on the two-headed seal baby #nyway i will continue with memes and replies later! gnight

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