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aforrestofstuff · 4 years

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What would happen at an s-class slumber party? Including Saitama I guess. Like who falls asleep first, who plays games, etc

I got these two asks like, literally ten minutes apart and idk what prompted all of these sleepy time curiosities pertaining to the S-Class but I am HERE for it. I’m gonna put them together into one masterpost because they’re roughly the same thing lol. Thanks for requesting stuff y’all! 😄💖

I was having trouble thinking of a possible scenario that could explain why the S-Class would even want to be in the same room together for more than 30 minutes, let alone have a sleepover. The best I could come up with is Sitch paid them all a handsome sum to sleep in the Hero Association lobby and stand guard because there’s an S-Class threat hit squad on the hunt for his executive ass. And, being the cheap-asses that they all are, they took the offer.

Now, with that out of the way, let’s get crackin fellas:

Tornado of Terror: She’s grumpy as all hell to be here (even though she got paid the most), so she just falls the fuck asleep and tells everyone to wake her up at the first sign of trouble because she thinks she’s the only one who’s capable enough to deal with it. She brings a pillow, a blanket, her jammies, and a teddy to sleep with. If anyone dares to open their mouth about Sir Stuffers then she’ll gladly explode their head.

Silverfang: Volunteers to take first watch, but because he’s an old shit he falls asleep 20 minutes into his shift. He doesn’t bring anything to sleep with because he convinced himself that he has the willpower to stay up all night but Charanko “accidentally” mixed melatonin into Silverfang’s tea before he left for the mission so now he’s passed the fuck out and not waking up anytime soon.

Atomic Samurai: Same as Silverfang: thinks he can stay up to stand watch and falls asleep 10 seconds into his shift. Except, he doesn’t need to be poisoned to accidentally fall asleep because dealing with his disciples is a triple full-time job and as a result, daddy Kami is always ready to pass the fuck out at any time. He’s basically a narcoleptic past 8pm. To sleep with, he brought a ratty-ass pillow and a bottle of night juice (saké).

Child Emperor: is nocturnal and completely fine with staying up all night, so he’s on watch the whole time. Although, the sound of candy wrappers makes it hard for anyone else to sleep and as a result, everyone is ready to punt this kid by 3am. He shows up in gym shorts and a t-shirt because what’s the point of getting dressed with these hooligans and spends the whole night hanging out with Zombieman. Although, he did bring a sleeping bag and pillow just incase he wants to take a power nap.

Metal Knight: Shows up in a power suit like this mf in Pacific Rim. Everyone thinks he’s just controlling a drone remotely but Sitch told him if he doesn’t show up in person then he doesn’t get the money, so he’s sitting in this tin can the whole time and trying his best to stay awake (he passes out by midnight). He’s also in his underwear. Idk why that was worth it to mention but there you go ❤️

King: Mentally on the verge of a breakdown at the thought of spending the whole night with these jackasses but shows up anyway because he wants that PS5 and is willing to do anything to get it. He gets there in his jammies, sets down his pikachu sleeping bag, and falls asleep without saying hi or offering to take watch. Everyone thinks that he’ll wake up naturally at the first sign of trouble and finds it really impressive that he fell asleep so fast, but he really just passed out from hyperventilating so hard. He would normally be perfectly fine with staying up all night because he’s a gamer and he does it all the time anyway, but anxiety really do be like that sometimes.

Zombieman: Is nocturnal like Child Emperor when he wants to be, but can also fall asleep in .2 seconds on a bed of nails. He’s perfectly fine with staying up all night because he constantly does it when following leads on a case and doesn’t bother bringing anything to sleep on. In fact, he shows up in full gear because he’s mildly paranoid and he wears it all the time anyway, it’s basically a second skin by now. He spends the night playing cards with CE and taking occasional sips from a flask to calm his nerves. They also take turns telling spooky ghost stories by the light of Zombieman’s lighter, to which he pretends to be scared. When he wants to smoke, he does it by Bofoi’s machine because fuck that guy.

Drive Knight: Forgot to change his Duracells the day before and falls over the second he walks in the door. Everyone thinks he’s a lazy ass for falling asleep so soon but he’s actually in a robo-medical emergency.

Pig God: is perfectly fine with staying up all night because, as I’ve said on multiple other hcs, he’s a hardcore gamer and being nocturnal is basically second nature. However, like Child Emperor, the sound of him constantly eating in the dark has everyone ready to jump his ass by midnight. He’s dressed in his pajamas as well, and they’re so big that they share the clothing measurements of an actual humpback whale.

Superalloy Darkshine: Falls asleep by 9pm on the dot every night and knows it’s pretty much impossible for him to stay up all night so he shows up in his Bedtime Thong(tm) with a sleeping bag and kindly asks everyone to wake him up if there’s trouble. Nobody listens but he pretends they do. He also brings a “small stash” (actual grocery bag filled to the brim) of protein bars to snack on incase he gets hungry in the middle of the night and offers a few to everyone, to which they decline (ultra-vegan keto-friendly gluten-free sugar-free flavor-free protein bars taste like actual garbage). And because he drinks a swimming pool of water every day (gotta stay at peak physique, yo), he gets up at least 12 times in the middle of the night to pee and he pisses so loud for no reason that it sounds like there’s a waterfall in the next room.

Watchdog Man: Carries his human-sized doggy bed in with his mouth and falls the fuck asleep without even announcing his presence. Nobody even notices he’s there. Sitch forgets to pay him.

Flashy Flash: Is fine with staying up all night to stand watch because he had to do it so many times in the ninja village anyway, but fuck me if he isn’t pissy about it. He shows up in full gear because, like Zombieman, he wears it so often that it’s basically a second skin at this point. By 2am he fucks off to take a shower because being in the same room with these people actually makes him feel unclean and he doesn’t leave the bathroom until the sun starts to rise. His hair, however, looks twice as shiny.

Genos: Shows up, points his arm cannon at the door incase of possible intruders, and doesn’t move for 12 hours. He brought Saitama along because why not and mr caped baldy greatly regrets it.

Metal Bat: Shows up in gym shorts with his bat, a blanket, and a pillow and fucks off to the corner of the room to brood. He takes watch for a few hours in between power naps, and sleeps with his phone .2 inches away from his face incase Zenko calls. When she does, he wakes up at the speed of light and loudly answers the phone like there isn’t at least 7 other people sleeping within close proximity to him. It’s never for an emergency, she just calls like 3 times into the night because she had a bad dream or she’s wondering how he’s doing. But regardless of what it is, Badd is ready to run all the way home and be with her. He just took the job because he wants to buy her a bigass gift with all the money he’ll be receiving.

Tanktop Master: Same as Superalloy, except he snores like a motherfucker. He doesn’t need waterfall piss to keep everyone up because this mf sounds like a lawn mower. He shows up in his Tanktop Pajamas (which is basically just a Tanktop with pajama bottoms) and takes watch in between power naps, to which he sleeps on a Tanktop Sleeping bag (just a regular sleeping bag, there’s literally nothing different about it) with his Tanktop Pillow (also just a regular pillow, literally nothing special about it).

Puri-Puri Prisoner: sleeps naked. Dick out.

Saitama: Gets bored as hell by 10pm and tries to wake up King so they can play video games together on his gameboy that he smuggled in, but the poor bastard is OUT. Saitama tries to sleep, however, he forgot to bring anything to sleep on so he tries to roll up his cape and use it as a pillow but, alas, he gets a neck cramp so bad that he actually almost starts to cry.

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joyandeggs · 5 years

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Hmmmmmmm I just saw that character ask sooooooooooo Metal Bat obviously alsoooooooo Sanji?? Also hope you've been having a lovely day ❤

Oh my gosh, thank you!! I hope you're having a great day too! ❤❤❤ Here they are, here's the boys.

Metal Bat

Favorite thing about them: UGH EVERYTHING. Oh my gosh. He's just such a great character. 💞 For something specific, I'd have to say how tough and hard headed he is. (Literally, LOL) He's such a great hero for being as strong as he is. And of course...his pompadour. It's a cute pomp, and I absolutely love pomps and the whole Japanese delinquent look. (Badd actually made me discover that his whole character is My Type. That's why I love so many of them in other things! Like Knuckle from HxH!! 😳 A huge weakness of mine.) Oh, and I love his voice. Wataru Hatano does a phenomenal job voicing him.

Least favorite thing: Even though ONE and co have given us plenty of him in general, there's still so little of him. Especially him and his sister. And no merch!!! I would die for a Badd nendoroid! 😭 (Or even the keychain I saw, but it's only sold in a huge box set in Japan. The box set does look cool though.) I just wish there was more merch for him like Saitama and Garou. I'll make things myself if I have to! :'0

Favorite line: "Fuck reasons, it's fighting spirit!" Or maybe "Whenever I'm pumped up, I can handle anything."

brOTP: I feel like him and Zman are great friends through the HA. 💓 He could be good friends with Saitama and Genos too.

OTP: I don't really ship him with anyone.

NOTP: I can see the appeal of him and Garou, but I'm not too into it at all. I enjoy seeing everyone's art of them though.

Random HC: He is a really good singer. I actually think about this a lot!! But I imagine him singing to himself, or humming while he's at the house with Zenko all the time, especially when he's in a good mood. He'd shrug it off if someone told him he was good though. "Eh...'m not that good." 💓 Another huge one is he does girl stuff with Zenko of course. He would go shopping with her, take her out for ice cream and everything. He definitely would do things like paint her nails and fix her hair for her. (Zenko does the same for him when he can agree to it!) And if anyone said a word about it to tease or make fun, he gets pissed even though he doesn't care at all what they say or think. He just tells them to fuck off.

Unpopular opinion: He's actually smarter than he looks. Not a straight A student or anything, but he's definitely smarter than what his intelligence is on the scale.

Song I associate him with: For a favorite Japanese song of mine, it's either I Give You My... or Never be too late by Wataru Hatano. Those songs are just so soothing and sweet, I love them a lot. Never be too late is such a cute song, he sounds like he's having fun singing it.

Favorite pic of them:

Oh I will happily give you two. I couldn't pick just one. 💞 Season one AND season two Badd!

Sanji

Favorite thing about them: He dresses so nice! From what I've seen, he's always in his suit or dress shirts. And I love how passionate of a cook he is. Even having that quirk where he always has his hands in his pockets. He's a fun, funny character.

Least favorite thing: I don't have anything at the moment.

Favorite line: I don't have a specific one, but I've heard my love talk about how he says something along the lines of "if someone is hungry, they need food." He will always offer food to anyone because he doesn't want them to go hungry, and it's really sweet.

brOTP: Him and ZORO, oh my gosh. And him and Luffy of course.

OTP: I don't have one.

NOTP: None that I can think of.

Random HC: His hands are actually very cracked due to how much he washes his hands, so he has to make extra care of them. (Wow this was out of nowhere, but it was the only thing that I could come up with LOL)

Unpopular opinion: I can't think of anything.

Song I associate him with: Why is he giving me Wham vibes?

Favorite pic of them:

I don't have any screenshots on me since I'm watching the series on tv, but here's a pretty gif of him. ❤

#thank you so much for sending these!! I had fun writing these #I had absolute hell trying to get this all out though since tumblr hates me #and I'm still at season one of op but I'm enjoying it a lot and already know so much from my boyfriend!#he heavily convinced me to get into it and I liked it right away #and of course...metal bat #about me #askbox #one punch man #one piece #fishing-for-blood

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