a dunk couple and one partner sneezes and the other partner completely loses their sense of secrecy about their kink and starts saying “oh baby that was so cute! do you feel better? sweetheart that was so cute, do you need to sneeze again?”

in honor of the holiday season it's time to admit that i hated watching frosty as a kid because of karen sneezing when she's cold

one of the primary things about this kink for me is the simple pleasure of seeing your partner get relief. of course you want your partner to get satisfaction and relief, to get what they need and what feels good. who wouldn't? i just love the idea of your partner sneezing and being able to say to them “bless you, baby. i know you needed that. do you feel better now?”

“that’s quite a fever you’ve got there”

poor beloved who bites their tongue every time they sneeze

absolutely sexy of me to not know whether it's fall allergies or a budding cold that's making me sneeze so much

there's just something about the trope of a caretaker who's not used to being the caretaker, and they're kind of panicking and asking a million questions and doubting if they're helping at all, and the sickie (who is usually the caretaker but is a perfectly easygoing and compliant patient) giving them instructions and answering their questions and assuring them they're doing a wonderful job taking care of them <3

vanilla posts that would do numbers on sneezeblr

ok no offense but my post just got liked by some 42 year old guy with a snz kink blog and honestly nothing on earth could be more gross

HAVE YOU GUYS GOTTEN THIS BLAZED POST OR????

whump gang what do we think of val kilmer's performance as doc holliday

ok hear me out..... that sort of cartoonish snorting and snuffling when a character comes upon an allergen and is gearing up for a huge sneeze is....... kinda sexy

horrified to discover i might have a humiliation kink

the high of trying a wav other than the tried-and-true ones you like and finding out it's mind-meltingly hot is so nice

why did my vanilla mutual post this. why did she add the equivalent to the 👀 emoji with the band guy we like. what is going on.

in a very real and actual way i have severe brainrot from this kink