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Sasuke : “You're fucking my brother!?”

Sakura : “No, I'm making love to him.”

Sasuke : “How is that different!?”

Sakura looked him up and down, snapped her book shut, then sighed, : “Well…. I fucked Shikamaru.”

Sasuke : “You what!?”

She pinched his arm, annoyed: “Sasuke, focus. What I mean is, I fucked Shikamaru because I wanted to and because he's hot, but after that, it was over. The difference, my dear, is that I love your brother. I'm in love with him.”

Sasuke choked, looking at her with a bewildered expression: “SINCE WHEN!?”

Sakura : “Since I was eight.”

He frowned: “I thought it was me you loved back then.”

Sakura snorted: “yeah for approximately five minutes then my eyes met your brother's and I came back to my senses.”

Sasuke : “What's that supposed to mean?”

Sakura : “You're aware that you're very difficult to love, right? You're a hottie, Sasuke-kun, but I'd rather not get stuck in a closet with you. You'd find a way to turn the game "7 minutes in heaven" into an analytical session on ‘why this game is boring and makes no sense.’ All to cover up the fact that you don't actually know how to kiss!”

Sasuke blushed: “I know how to kiss!”

She smiled smugly : “I know, I'm the one who taught you how when we were 13.”

Sasuke: “Shut up, we swore we'd never talk about it!”

Sakura snickered.

A pause.

Then.

Sasuke: “So Itachi huh?”

Her eyes lit up instantly at the mention of his name and a soft smile grew on her lips, her cheeks pink: “Welcome to my family, Suke.”

Sasuke snorted : more like welcome to mine. Something tells me I'll be seeing a lot of you in the Uchihas' compound in the years to come.

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