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DELILAH COPPERSPOON + AVIATORS – STAY DEAD
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365NEWS NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOR MONDAY 1ST APRIL 2019
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365NEWS NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOR MONDAY 1ST APRIL 2019       *PUNCH* We toughened SIM card replacement to stop fraud NCC National Assembly and the leadership jostle: Matters arising Oppressive bank charges: Mr President, please stop this daylight robbery Magun and Audu Ogbehs impotent sermon 2019 Elections: A post-mortem Commercial banks to pay N103bn taxes to FIRS FGll revert to Jan-Dec budget cycle in 2020 Minister Well produce 65.4 million litres of petrol, others daily Dangote Afenifere vows to continue agitation for restructuring Rainy season: Beware of thunderstorm, Nfory tells pilots, airlines Nigerias instant electronic payment hits 1.34 million FG begins process to simplify property registration Construction industryll witness growth through policy drive NIQS Building collapse: Estate surveyors propose public enlightenment programmes Opening different types of bank accounts CBN, Polaris Bank take financial literacy to schools UAC appoints Aiyesimoju as GMD/CEO Kwara PDP denies being behind governor-elects ordeal Connect Nigeria to empower SMEs with social, technology skills Speakership: APC Reps, others back Gbajabiamila, PDP to meet lawmakers-elect Suspension: Delayed Appeal Courts decisions worry Onnoghens lawyers I can cause trouble for Nigeria if provoked Nnamdi Kanu PDP tells Osinbajo to stop lying against the party *VANGUARD* Intrigues, tension as Gbaja, 16 others jostle for Reps Speakership 3,000 exhibitors from 60 countries to participate in K 2019 trade fair in Germany We've shortage of hostel accommodation, water supply, Katsina NYSC laments ASHON is ready for commencement of commodities, futures exchange ' Ezeagu Zamfara guber: Shinkafi asks tribunal to order fresh polls without APC, candidate Banking stocks undermine NSE performance Ihedioha says governing task very burdensome Ohanaeze Ndigbo passes vote of confidence on Nwodo Heritage Bank promotes financial inclusion strategy on Global Money Week Chris Uba seeks Ifeanyi Uba's prosecution for alleged electoral offences Alleged N7.6bn fraud: Ohanaeze chieftains, lawyers fault suspension of Kalu's trial Lagos to crush over 2,500 okada, impounds 109 more Ugwuanyi lauds Army for peace advocacy in Enugu FREE FLOAT OF SHARES: 18 companies flaw Stock Exchange post listing requirements HYPREP to build cassava plants in Ogoni Many killed as bandits attack Zamfara communities BOND YIELDS: Decline to persist as demand intensifies, N153bn inflow boost interbank Nobody discovered me, says Gov Emmanuel Election Petition Tribunal: A-Ibom INEC declares readiness to give account Expiration of Immunity: EFCC is not probing Amosun, Okocha, Yari APC leaders adopt Obaseki as sole candidate for 2020 Edo gubernatorial election Presidency plans to convert State House Medical Centre to clinic Kwara youths won't suffer under me ' Abdulrazaq *THE NATION* Governors push for Lawan in race for Senate President Former Lagos City Council Clerk Fashinro dies at 99 Lagos retains Fitchs B+ rating despite Visionscape payments default Rivers APC kicks as INEC resumes collation of March 9 elections results Southwest wont play second fiddle again, say Ooni, Fayemis aide Panic in Ogun community as farmer kills two Air Force probes flogging of bandits by personnel Gbajabiamila: Why I want to be speaker African leaders throng Glo stand at Kigali forum Majority party, majority power APC kicks as INEC resumes collation of Rivers gov poll Fidelity Bank to pay N3.2b dividend to shareholders Investors lose N49b on equities in Q1 Insurance crucial to economic development, say experts Accenture hikes forecast as digital investments pay off Bill to let banks work with cannabis firms advances in U.S. House Deepening savings through financial literacy TUC: N30, 000 minimum wage eroded by inflation Boeing sued over Ethiopian Airlines crash VAT increase will raise misery index, says MAN Pan African Re Awards winners honoured *THISDAY* NNPC, Oil Marketers Strengthen Partnership on Petrol Supply African CEOs Show Keen Interest in Glos Digital Solutions LCCI Holds Forum on Regulatory Environment Afreximbank Donates to Cylone Victims Moodys Affirms Access Banks Ratings 30 Undergraduates Emerge UBA Campus Ambassadors FCMB Unveils Easy Account United Capital Rewards Shareholders with N1.5 Billion Dividend SEC Extends Issuance of Dividend Warrants to December 2019 Experts Seek Effective Regulation for Tourism Sector Banks Promote Financial Inclusion Expert Highlights Factors Stifling Stock Market Growth African Governments Urged to Review Aviation Taxes Expert Seeks Support for SMEs Nestl Nigeria Improves Livelihoods in Communities Huawei Reiterates Commitment to Drive Digital inclusion in Nigeria Microsoft Assures Businesses of Digital Transformation Agency Adopts New Fire Fighting Technology Technology Firm Introduces Healthcare Product Itel Mobile Restates Commitment to Customer Satisfaction Stakeholders Harp on Building Viable Digital Economy Take Advantages of Digital Trends, Business Owners Told Caverton Posts N5.75bn Profit in 2018 *THE SUN* APC, PDP biker over polls' militarisation Senate presidency: South East quest legitimate -Basorun Igbo deserve to produce senate president-Nnadiekwe PDP to AGF: Avoid unconstitutional acts in Rivers election Oba-Oliver rejects rerun poll result Chris Uba seeks INEC's permission to prosecute Ifeanyi Ubah Polls: APC sets up panel to probe abysmal failure in Anambra Kwara 2019: No godfather sponsored any politician 2019 African Championship: Adekuoroye crowned Africa's Best Wrestler in Tunisia Ighalo on target, as Shenhua secures first win of the season Balogun determined to earn Brighton starting spot Rodgers: Iheanacho'll get better Star Lager unveils Football Kit for 'Unmissable' match UCL Tour: Heineken brings Puyol to Nigeria Shell, UBA sign $200m contractor support fund Nigerian ports dying as importers strike gold in Ghana, Togo, Benin Seme Customs seizes 8 trailers of foreign rice, 22 exotic cars Apapa Customs generates N60.2bn revenue in 2 months Why aviation sector needs local content law Air Peace takes delivery of 3rd Boeing 777 aircraft Peacock Aviation, Turkish Airlines seal deal to boost airfreight, cargo business Changan affirms success in Nigeria, unveils CS75 SUV line-up Uber, AXA Mansard unite to share safety tips among driverU-partners *GUARDIAN* Group challenges fees Nigerians pay for TSA, ICPC begins review in MDAs Ahmed denies influencing recruitment of new VC for Kwara varsity NCC explains rigorous SIM card processes Ogun completes MTR Garden, urges maintenance culture Liverpool regain Premier League top position as Chelsea survive Cardiff RIMAN, AMCON partner to strengthen risk management practices Samoura arrives as Second NFF-AITEO Awards hold today Home truth Amnesty, others condemn re-arrest of Bayelsa journalist Overhauling the military in a democracy *DAILY TRUST* Rethink inconclusive elections Tension in Jigawa Assembly over new leadership PDP to INEC: Declare Wike winner of Rivers gov'ship poll My case on Zamfara APC primaries beyond me ' Marafa Sokoto APC chair: We'll reclaim stolen mandate Shinkafi wants tribunal to order fresh polls in Zamfara Ex-reps to APC: Zone all N/Assembly positions now to avoid frictions PDP faults BMO on Kano poll violence Those eyeing my position behind suspension move ' Niger commissioner Speakership: Nguroje, Ex-Deputy Speaker, backs Gbajabiamila Youth issues my greatest challenge ' Kwara gov-elect The legislature as toll gate For a gritty, stable 9th House of Reps Babatunde Idiagbon: Patriotism in discourse Ahmed denies involvement in appointment of KWASU VC Auchi poly sacks 17 staff, downgrades 10 over money, gratification for marks Residents protest high electricity billing in Gwagwalada Foundation wants awareness on Down Syndrome 11 Plc renovates 21 classrooms in Apapa One arrested, two on the run for breaking into NNPC pipes Okada riders to watch crushing of 2,500 seized motorcycles in Lagos How Police nabbed Pastor after infecting 15 boys with HIV virus UKRAINE: Comedian leads presidential contest ' exit poll *TRIBUNE* Black Sunday in Bauchi as man, wife, two children, 9 others perish in road accident Using a borrowed laptop' Here is how to leave no traces Senate Presidency: I'm ready to work with all Senators ' Ahmed Lawan, Senate Majority Leader Lessons from inconclusive elections Over regulation, multiple levies killing outdoor advertising in Nigeria 'OAAN Secretary Daniel's cross Nigeria's N35billion Tower of Babel Financial reports: Looking beyond declared profits How to find the help you are looking for Injelititis: Why businesses fail ' 2 5 ways successful leaders demonstrate wisdom at work ABC of leadership I The New Zealand mosque massacre and the banality of evil S/Africa calls for urgent meeting of Ambassadors over Xenophobic attacks Slovakia elects first female president FG to set up cashew processing plants in 4 states ' Ogbeh Why SIM card replacement process is stringent ' NCC FG distributes 300 rice mills to farmers, millers in states South-West: 6,102 bags of rice seized in 2019 Q1 ' Customs *LEADERSHIP* Ukraine Presidential Election May Enter Second Balloting BRISIN Advocates One Stop-shop For Recruitment In Nigeria Commercial Riders Commend PMB Over Micro Pension Plan Bamidele Praises Fayemi For Accommodating Opposition Why I Joined Reps' Speakership Race ' Bago A Gunmen Kill 20 In Zamfara We Are Focused On Resolving Nigeria's Business Environment Challenges ' PMB PDP Alleges Plot By FG To Scuttle Rivers Election el-Rufai Urges Electricity Customers To Pay Bills ICPC Set To Probe MDAs NCAA Cautions Pilots, Airline Operators Over Thunderstorm NNPC, MOMAN Strengthen Collaboration On Products Supply Proposed $13,4m Ibadan Port Will End Apapa Traffic Poor Funding Mars Implementation Of Ecological Projects ' Minister Court Adjourns Case On Malabu, Awards Damages Stakeholders Urge Gov't To Resettle Displaced Orphanage Pupils Candido Promises More Democracy Dividends For Residents FCTA Warns Against Free Medical Outreaches Without Approval Land Reform: W'Bank Team Commends Obaseki On Use Of Technology PMB's Re-election Good Omen Micro Pension Plan: New Dawn For Informal Sector Players Why We Adopted Stringent Processes For SIM Card Replacement ' NCC Win A Home Lottery Gets 3rd Winner *BLUE PRINT* Slow pace of mechatronics training Down Syndrome: Expert makes case for children with learning disorder, other disabilities NYSC DG warns corps members against fraudsters, drugs No team set up to quiz Amosun, Okocha, Yari ' EFCC NFF holds extra-ordinary General Assembly in Lagos Lagos agog for AITEO/NFF event, FIFA Scribe set to pick award Speakership: Drop ambition now, S/east tells Gbajabiamila Why Buhari, Oshiomhole prefer Lawan, Gbajabiamila as Senate President, Speaker ' Okechukwu Okorie warns Ndigbo against playing 'ethnic politics Ex-governorship candidate urges Ortom to embrace opponents Jalingo residents in fear, despair as kidnapping rate soars Still on Idiagbon, the unsung hero 20 years after The days of Boko Haram are numbered ' Nwankpa Senate Presidency: What goes around comes around Pongri: Tribute to a colossus of laurels NAF reinventing self through research, development How much is a Nigerian's life worth Petitions flood Bayelsa election tribunal ahead of deadline We 'll root out remnants of Boko Haramdeadline7 commander Breaking: Liverpool pip Tottenham, return to EPL summit 38 bag distinction as ABU agric colleges convocate 1,165 students Jigawa: Appoint competent commissioners, APC chieftain tells Badaru 6th most miserable nation is Nigeria, report says *BUSINESSDAY* Why value-addition is critical in 21stcentury economy Banks' income from investment securities hit N655bn in 2018 Raphael James: A phenomenal social, education entrepreneur Mirror, mirror'who's the biggest of them all How Rotimi makes his mark in business Lessons from industrial development in South Korea Concerns as FG gradually relegates MTEF/FSP, abusesBihar's Fiscal Responsibility Act Abiodun faces task of retaining aggrieved investors at Ogun industrial clusters Brexit: The tortuous road to EU exit that is convulsing Britain Investors await Buhari's plans to kick-start economy *SPORTS* 2019 African Championship: Adekuoroye crowned Africa's Best Wrestler in Tunisia - The Sun U 56 qualify for finals of President Buhari Golf Cup tourney - Daily Trust A-League and Australian football news LIVE: Taggart scores clinical K-League double - Goal A-League April Fool's: Gallop resigns, Postecoglou back at Socceroos - Goal Adekuoroye best wrestler at African championships - Punch Adekuoroye Emerges Best Wrestler At African Championships - Daily Independent Adekuoroye emerges best wrestler at African Championships - Vanguard Ange N'Guessan ends Tenerife goal drought against Sporting de Huelva - Goal Ange N'Guessan ends Tenerife goal drought against Sporting de Huelva - Goal Ange Postecoglo finally reveals why he left the 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