what is wilson’s job on house? walking around and flirting w house?? why is he here

image description: the container ship Ever Given stuck in the Suez Canal, but Kevin McCarthy's face has been photoshopped onto one end of the container ship. end image description.

in honor of my one month hiatus I wanna come back and say that yesterday I saw a homeless man serving so much Al Pacino Serpico pussy cunt outside my nail salon…kinda need him

alabaster_ichor ==> nestwreckerrr

just had the worst weekend of my life, my god. feels like there's a reason they say don't meet your idols... should probably apply to meeting internet friends for the first time in person too.

nothing bad happened, safety was never compromised, just sucked overall. it'll be funny in a few weeks of me being chaotic to deal with the death of a family member.

craving some studio ghibli food rn

Boys when they haven't showered all week and they have a migraine and a full body pain flare up and burning rashes

holy FUCK my hysto is soon

game changer season five finale - escape the greenroom → sam's ending celebration don't forget to subscribe to dropout

bbg is ten today…

anyway lms/reply if u want me to follow u on my new acc

im gonna start live blogging the weather

thinking of my F/Os helping me drive... currently compiling a chart that consists of which ones would be the best passengers and which ones would be the worst and it goes like this:

best: bucky. frankie. frank. they’re calm and patient and don’t fear death or injury. nor do they care if i hurt their trucks. they help me when i’m confused and put me at ease. make me forget entirely that i’m operating a dangerous motor vehicle. 10/10.

in the middle: luke. august. very militant. would constantly be reminding me of what i need to do even if i’m already doing it and stress me out, but at least i know that they have good instincts and reflexes and they wouldn’t let anything happen to me.

worst: ransom. brahm. ransom wouldn’t let me near his car in the first place. but if we’re driving mine, he’d give me bad advice (i.e. “the speed limit in residential neighborhoods is 75,” or “you don’t have to stop for children if it’s after school hours.”) and idk how brahm even got his license in the first place.

honorary mention: harry. rich and lives in new york city (can’t drive either)

Rewriting REVIVAL because why the hell not and just. Thinking about the BSAA or DSO or some branch organization finding out about The Cocoon:tm: that Will had been in due to G5 having so much biomass and that the "outer shell" is it being burnt to a crisp while the insides are fleshy

The dude is a walking biohazard and yet he's completely oblivious to it [initially], so he gets that information slapped into him when he's confronted with the outbreak. And of course that goes so well when he starts to sob - oh, and he's not told Sherry survived because Simmons is a bitch, so Will assumes that she's dead due to not remembering what happened during The Train Scene

ayo i made a carrd with some info about me

i have this other coworker who lives to make other people's lives a living hell, i swear to god. like girl, i know it must feel awful to be 37 and a pca making mcdonald's money, but u don't need to be Like That to me because of your misery.

i swear, y'all..... this girl. THIS. GIRL.

u'd think she would be focusing on how to not fail out/drop out of nursing school for the fifth fucking time or whatever, but i breathe and i'm apparently taking up way too much free real estate in her head.

i'm just so embarrassed for her that she's this like 37 year old high school bully. how is she not embarrassed that she is ALMOST FORTY behaving the way she does? verbally degrading??? condescending?? rude/self-involved/self-important??? GIRL YOU ARE A DAMN PCA. A PATIENT CARE ASSISTANT. u ain't hot shit; u are not a fucking nurse.

i half wish i could drink whatever kool aid she keeps in her water bottle tho not gonna lie