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romansroys · 7 months

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tweeting this less than 24 hours before your colleagues publicly vote you out of your job is so funny

#at least paul ryan has the decency to have dead fucking eyes

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signed-craterface · 7 years

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Marco Rubio. The worst. The absolute worst we can do. And ALL THOSE REPUBLICANS who told me in my direct messages, “In private he sparkles.” Oh does he? In private? Because on camera you can see the torture of him knowing he’s EXACTLY what we say he is. He wears it on his face! At least Paul Ryan has the decency to have dead fucking eyes!

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#pod save america #friend of the pod #marco rubio #paul ryan #lmfao #lol #amazing #I actually laughed it loud in my car while listening to this this morning #jon lovett #this gives me life #podsa #I want to watch Jon Lovett fight Marco Rubio

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parttimeimmortal · 7 years

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"Marco Rubio. The worst. The absolute worst we can do and all those republicans who told me in my direct messages 'in private he sparkles'. Oh?Does he? In private? Because on camera you can see the torture of him knowing he's exactly who we say he is. He wears it on his face. At least Paul Ryan has the decency to have dead fucking eyes."

POD SAVE AMERICA IS SAVING MY FUCKING LIFE

#pod save america #im listening backwards through current political events and its making me cry #alchemic worries

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reptilia2003 · 7 years

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marco rubio: the worst

in private, he sparkles

at least paul ryan has the decency to have dead fucking eyes

#jon lovett is a TREASURE

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romansroys · 4 years

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Is there a compilation of Lovett’s comments on Paul Ryan?

no i don't think so? i know there's a compilation of dan's rants about paul ryan

#my favorite lovett quote abt ryan is 'at least paul ryan has the decency to have dead fucking eyes.'

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romansroys · 5 years

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What are your favourite Lovett quotes?

“wait a second, was evan hansen a sociopath?”

“not gay enough, as far as i’m concerned”

“at least paul ryan has the decency to have dead fucking eyes!”

“are you proud of what’s happening on your network?”

“it’s 2017 MAKE ME THE FUCKING CAKE”

“i find myself motivated by an unremitting and bottomless well of fury. a feeling in politics i’ve never had in my entire life and i sincerely think it could power a city. so, there’s that too. the fury is there, the hope and the fury.”

#this is by no means an extensive list!!!#only one of these is truly genuine lmao #his coming out story is theoretically on this list but i cant narrow it down to one quote #Anonymous

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romansroys · 6 years

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“marco rubio: the worst, the absolute worst we can do. and all those republicans who told me in my direct messages in private, he sparkles. oh, does he? in private? because on camera you can see the torture of him knowing he’s exactly what we say he is. he wears it on his face.

at least paul ryan has the decency to have dead fucking eyes!”

- lovett with one of the most Iconic quotes of 2017

#dans continued laughter through this whole ridiculous rant is my fave #ok im done with this for now but WOW I LOVE THEM

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