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shawnxstyles · 10 months

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Panty stealer part two is stunning! Fking hell it was so good!

Soo thats why I suggest you Smut survey part two hahaha

Same rules obv - Tom or Shawn or Harry 🤤

31. Who has best hair to play with while making out?

32. Who has best lips to kiss?

33. Who has best broad shoulders?

34. Who has best strong back to scratch while sex?

35. Who has best (strong, veiny) arms? Biceps and triceps

36. Who has best pecs/chest with nipples to kiss?

37. Who has best abs to lick?

38. Who has best happy trail?

39. Who has best ass to squeeze?

40. Who has best tights to sit on?

40. Who is more into shower sex?

41. Who is more into morning sex?

42. Who is more into quickies?

43. Who is more into slow passionate sex?

44. Who is more into fingering?

45. Who is more into handjob (receiving)?

46. Wbo is more into cumming on you (back or stomach)?

47. Who has vocal kink? (Likes to hear your pantings, moans and screams)

48. Who has praising kink? (Likes to hear compliments)

49. Who has is more into boobs, into ass, into pussy?

50. Who is more likely to be best lover?

THANK YOUU!! i’m so glad you enjoyed the story :)

31. shawn is out because he buzzed his hair most recently… sorry. i would say tom or harry it’s a hard one!

32. …sorry tom. i would sayyyy shawn because harry has a bit of facial hair that might irritate the skin lol (but i still love it!)

33. shawn or tom i think… harry’s shoulders are softer. tom is more bulky while shawn is more lengthy. so probably tom right?

34. omgg 🥵 i would say harry. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BACK MUSCLES?? those pilates are doing him justice. but i think they all would satisfy 😙

35. tom!! he definitely has the veiny arms and i think his are the biggest :)

36. hmm… i’m going to go with harry. i love his hitties

37. all the abs are very very very lickable. but harry has the butterfly on his torso which would make me (s)cream right there.

38. i think i might die. harry or shawn… i think i’ll say harry. his name fits.

39. i think shawn. shawn’s got a fat ass and i don’t mind being explicit 🤷‍♀️.

40. GOD THEIR THIGHS. i think i’m going with harry because again, the tiger tattoo?? that would send me into oblivion.

41. shower sex= tom?? yeah

42. morning sex= shawn for sure

43. harry! harry wouldn’t mind taking you from behind right before his show and making you come. orrr edging you until it’s over :D

44. shawn is definitely into slow sex. he loves to feel every inch of you and take his time to make you feel incredible. he would even do multiple rounds until you both fall asleep.

45. fingering= hmm harry i’d say. i think he really likes to watch you crumble in the palm of his hand :))

46. tom is very private, so i’d say not tom. shawn would definitely discuss the idea and go through with it if you wanted. harry would do it on the spot—he wouldn’t mind doing it under a table.

47. harry would definitelyyy come on you. i think tom would too.

48. 1000% harry. harry is very vocal himself and loves to hear the noises you make because it spurs him on. i think they all the the praise of how good they’re doing, but harry gets off on it.

49. they definitely all have a praise kink. they love when you compliment how good you’re making them feel (similar to vocal^) and how good-looking they are (muscles, etc.).

50. if i assigned them all too one, i think i would do: boobs= tom, ass= shawn/tom, pussy= harry ( he literally wrote watermelon sugar, complicated freak, and only angel like c’mon)

51. by lover, you probably mean like overall best at sex right? ugh that’s hard! i think shawn would be the most attentive and listen to every single thing you want and make sure to give it to you. harry would ask for consent and then have his way with you. tom and you would be laughing the whole time until he shuts you up with his dick LMAOAO. i think they’d all be great lovers <3

thanks for the questions love!!!

#shawnxstyles #anon questions #smut survey

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daeigne · 7 years

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Kwentong Kalandian

nafrienzoned si acoeh

“Ito na ang kwento kung pano ako nafrienzoned ng crush ko.

Bessy, alam mo ba? Syempre hindi. So eto na nga, I had a crush in this dude kasi I thought he was cool. He was a year older than me, hindi siya ganon kagwapo pero may appeal kaya marami-rami rin ang nagkakagusto sa kanya.

Mabait siya. Matalino. Masayahin pero tahimik. Basta siya yung type ko na guy. Preparation nun sa culmination ng english club, vice president ako kaya I always attend every meetings and practice ng theater club para ma-manage ko din sila. Member siya ng theater club kaya dun ko siya nakilala.

At first, wala talaga akong pake sa kanya. I was like ‘okay he’s cute pero I’ve seen better’ pero habang tumatagal I wasn’t aware na nadedevelop na pala ako sa kanya (yeah I know, very creepy haha)

Months passed, confirmed, sobrang crush ko na siya. Lahat ng classmates ko, more like the whole campus knows na crush ko siya. Kaya everytime we see each other I couldn’t help feel very shy and awkward.

ELECTION DAY. I was a comelec, I assist every voters kasi first time ng school namin na mag online votation. Unexpectedly, he was seated sa assigned area ko. WTTFFFF. It was like heaven and hell for me. Alam na niya bes na crush ko siya, thanks to his bestfriend na friend ko din. Yung atmosphere sa computer lab nun was very very very very toxic. Nakakamatay yung hangin, sobrang tahimik tapos they were all staring intently at me with weird grins.

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER; WE HAD A FREAKING DECENT CONVERSATION MGA BESSS.

(take note: magkatabi kami bes. hindi ako makahinga)

Him: anong gagawin ko? Me: log-in ka muna *gives him the details sa account niya* Him: hindi nagwo-work yung password Me: capital letters kasi yan Him: sabi ko nga *natawa* Me: *tahimik pero deep inside AUDUIWEHFIWEF* Him: hindi talaga siya nagwowork Me: ako na nga *kinuha ko yung keyboard tapos ako na yung nagtype* Him: thank you *tumingin sakin tapos killer smile*

*cue awkward silence*

Aalis na sana siya pero tumigil ng sandali kasi ano hahahhahaha tiningnan niya ako WUAHDIWQAHDIWQHF9IWQHF tapos ayun buo na ang araw ko.

3rd week of March. Gusto ko na sanang mag confess sa kanya, pero nahihiya ako. One of my best friends suggested na through chat daw ako magconfess pero still DI KO KAYA. Dahil nairita na ako sa self ko. I sent him a strong message kasi it was 2 am, and as you all know, sobrang sabaw ng utak ko nun. I didn’t even notice na I message him kung hindi lang nagreply si crush hindi ko mapapansin na ginawa ko yun. Omgg, I love myself talaga!

“ANG HIRAP MO PALANG MAGING CRUSH, DI NA KITA CRUSH”

He replied with a laughing emoji na may “Well, that was unexpected”

I KENNOT GUYS, I FREAKING KENNOT!

So I made-up some stories to him, na pinagtripan ako ng mga kaibigan ko.

“hahahahahahahahaha that’s okay ren" “Lol. Sige po kuya, pasensya na talaga”

He didn’t reply and I was nabitin sa conversation namin. Kaya dumadamoves ako. I was like SUSULITIN KO TO DAHIL MALAPIT NA ANG SUMMER.

I asked him stupid questions kasi that’s how I flirt. HAHAHAHAHA sorry na. Hindi ako sanay eh. Our conversation went like this:

Me: I have a question. Him: Ano yun? :) Me: Do you drink water?

(If he says yes, I was planning na “Wow. Ako din, siguro meant to be tayo” yung parang ganun haha)

Him: Haaays *crying emoji* Syempre naman. *laughing emoji*

Me: (fvck. I failed) Pwede naman kasing hindi haha Last question (I know, lumalandi na talaga ako)

Him: Haays. Sige :)

Me: *may naisip na joke* Wait. Bakit palagi kang naghaha-haays? Mag hello ka :)

(I know sobrang corny pero YOLO)

Him: Hello Awww Nag joke ka pala. *laughing emoji*

Me: Opo. Pero hindi mo nagets *ay sheyt, ang slow niya*

Him: Haays. I cri Me: Tears of joy? Ganun kafunny? hehe

✓ seen

BWISIT! NASEENZONED AKO PERO OKAY LANG KASI NAGCHACHAT NA KAMI. I’M SO HAPPY!

Few days passed and it was our moving up ceremony. I posted a status sa facebook na

“Hooy crush, i-congratulate mo naman ako, isa ka sa mga motivation ko kaya natanggap ko tong mga awards and medals. Hooy!

He freaking PMed me guys. Alam na niya talaga!

“HIIIII REN :) CONGRATSSSS!”

(yes guys, capslock talaga yung format ng message)

Me: May nag-utos sayo, no? Him: Nope. Pero diba? Crush mo ako? *laughing emojis* HAHAHAHA Me: HAHAHAHAHA No comment. May nag-utos talaga sayo, alam ko. Him: Promise, walang nag-utos sa akin. Me: Hays. Don’t me! Wag mo akong paasahin. Pero thanks, I appreciate naman :) Him: I read your status kaya ayun. Me: *operation make landi* susulat sana ako ng loveletter para sayo pero nakalimutan ko na wala nga pala akong papel. Papel sa buhay mo!

Him: HAAAYSSS (o diba? speechless siya guys)

I sent him corny jokes guys tapos binully niya ako kasi sobrang waley daw. May pa eksena pang ganito:

Him: I can sleep peacefully na, sobrang corny kasi eh! Me: Pero atleast I made you smile. YIEEEE. Wala na akong hiya! YOLO! Him: *natawa* Me: Hindi na talaga ako magpapakita sayo hahahahaha Him: San ka pala mag-ggrade12? Me: 11 pa hoy! Excited lang? HAHAHAHA Him: Ayy hahahahahahahahahaha. 11 rather Me: Di ko pa alam. I’m still debating whether I should stay or mag transfer. Him: Nalilito ka kasi dito nag-aaral yung crush mo HAHHAHAHA Mahirap iwanan. Hayyyss *3 laughing emojis* Me: Gago HAHAHAHAHAHA Him: HAHAHAHAHA. Oo nga pala, FRIENDLY ako. May malaking possibility na maging friends tayo hahahahaha Me: Ay sheyt. Na friendzoned na ba ako? </3 Him: HALA HALA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Loko ka talaga Me: Don’t worry. It’s fine. Bye na friend. Magmo-move on na ako. Him: Sige friend. Ikaw lang yung nagkacrush sakin na gusto ko maclose kasi sobrang kalog mo hahaha Me: Chos. Pogi naman dis boi. Daming admirers! Him: Hindi naman sa ganun Me: May chance ba ko sayo? *wink* Him: Grabe. Ikaw lang talaga yung nakapagtanong sakin niyan. Aral muna girl Me: Nag-aaral naman ako ng mabuti boi. Hindi naman sa pagmamayabang pero 3rd kaya ako pero sana 1st ako sa puso mo! Him: hahahahahahaha iba! May kapareha ka ng personality Me: Sino? Him: Kaklase ko :) Me: Akala ko pa naman, unique ako. Him: HAAYS Me: Nadidirian na ako sa mga pinagsasabi ko. I’ll stop na Him: HAAYS Me: *he’s not interested*

Forget all the things I said, but don’t forget me JOKE HAHA Titigilan na kita. I won’t bother you anymore. Bye friend.

Him: Goodnight friend.

-END OF CONVERSATION-

That was it guys. Hindi siya nadala sa mga pickup lines at banat ko huhuhu pero that’s okay. I had fun naman pero I will never go back. Magmo-move on na si aketch. First time kong gumawa ng damoves sa lalaki and I think I did good. Hindi ko na ipagpilitan yung self ko kasi alam ko ang worth ko. There’s a reason for everything. It’s not yet my time to have a relationship so all is well.

#p #kwentong malandi #ahehehehe

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