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takaraphoenix · 4 years

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For the fake exes prompt, Hijack with the house egging prompt?

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

It was Halloween. Not necessarily Hiccup's favorite holiday, it was just too loud. He had never been much of a fan. So he was laying on his bed, sketching dragons while his younger step-brother was pacing the room, trying to put on his costume.

"You're a... marshmallow?", asked Hiccup curiously.

"What. No. I'm a robot", grunted Hiro offended. "You know, that big thing Tadashi is building."

Putting his sketch-book down, Hiccup took a closer look. "Right. You kind of do look like Baymax. Heh. That's adorable. Somehow, I expected something... less adorable from you."

"Why? He's our adorable little baby brother, Hiccup."

Hiro turned to glare fiercely at Tadashi as the oldest Haddock-Hamada brother was leaning against the doorway of the bedroom. Hiccup smiled faintly at them and picked his pencil up again. He loved his brothers very dearly. They had met through Hiro, who kept getting into trouble and kept getting himself and Tadashi, who always tried to bail him out, arrested. Repeatedly. Stoick Haddock, Hiccup's father, was the captain of the police station. Him and Cass Hamada started talking, about being single-parents, about their nerdy sons. And then they started talking outside of the police station, started dating. Now, Hiccup had a loving mother and two brothers.

"But you're not using Halloween as an excuse to go to another one of your bot-fights, right?"

"Tada—ashi, have some faith in your adorable little baby brother!", exclaimed Hiro offended.

Both Tadashi and Hiccup gave him an utterly unimpressed look at that, until he cracked. "Okay, okay, your accusations are not unfunded, however I actually do have plans with my friends."

"Friends", echoed Tadashi in disbelief, shaking his head. "My little baby brother, finally having friends. What are your plans then, Hiro?"

"Miguel is having a karaoke party at his place. Ever since his grandma stopped hating music, it's always a blast at their place", replied Hiro excitedly, bouncing a little.

"...Who's all going?", asked Hiccup curiously, exchanging a look with Tadashi.

"Well, Cupcake's coming. And Pippa. Monty. The twins, Caleb and Claude...", drawled Hiro.

"A—and Jamie Bennett?", asked both Tadashi and Hiccup at the same time.

"I mean, of course he is", grumbled Hiro, trying to hide his blush. "Whatever. I have places to be and cool people to hang out with. You two... stay here, be nerds, whatever."

His older brothers laughed while Hiro stormed out of the room. Teasing him was most definitely the most fun. Tadashi tilted his head as he looked at Hiccup, until Hiccup put his pen down again.

"What is it, Dashi?", asked Hiccup.

"Nothing. Just... wondering what your plans are", replied Tadashi casually before sitting down on the edge of Hiccup's bed. "Fred's throwing a costume-party. Everyone will be there. You could... come along too, you know. They'd be happy to see you."

"They're primarily your friends", grunted Hiccup and rolled his eyes.

"Okay. And why aren't you doing something with your friends then?", challenged Tadashi.

Hiccup paused at that. He had friends. But... if he was being honest, contact with them had kind of... run out, a bit. All his friends – Astrid, Snotlout, Tuffnut and Ruffnut – had gone to the sports-college. Astrid even had a boyfriend now; Eret. Hiccup should probably spend more time with his friends, but he felt like they were drifting apart; different interests, different colleges. As happened a lot with high school friendships, guessed Hiccup. Fishlegs, he was attending SFIT. The two had always been best friend, but nowadays Fishlegs was quite distracted with his new girlfriend – Heather, a girl Astrid had befriended in college. Hiccup... had a crush; one that wasn't going to lead anywhere anyway either so that wasn't an issue.

"C'mon, Hiccup. You can't spend all evening cooped up here", prodded Tadashi. "It's Halloween."

"You say that like it means something to me", drawled Hiccup dryly. "I am... not a fan of this day. You, go and dress up and have fun with the others. I'm happy right here."

Tadashi heaved a defeated sigh. "Okay, okay. I give up. Enjoy your solitude."

Hiccup rolled his eyes as Tadashi finally left. He was perfectly fine being right here. He didn't need to be among many people. He knew if the twins were there, there was going to be a lot of alcohol and nonsense and also it was kind of a frat party... which... especially when one wasn't even from that college, didn't seem very appealing. His mind wandered a little. His kind of crush had asked him to go trick or treating, but Jack was going with his own friends and Hiccup would feel awkward being kind of a fifth wheel there. Still, the idea of seeing Jack in a costume – any costume...

Hiccup blushed and glared at his drawing. He had been drawing Jack. Again. He kept doing that. It wasn't his fault; Jack was... amazing. Jackson Overland-St. North. The adopted son of their newest teacher at SFIT – Nicholas St. North, an absolute genius inventor. Jack was attending the art-college, where Honey Lemon was going too (and Cass insisted Hiccup should go too, but Hiccup focused on his education at SFIT, dual studies seemed just too much).

Jack was breathtaking, with his sparkly brown eyes and messy hazel hair, that mischievous, impish grin of his. And oh, he was so talented. And cheeky. Whenever he came over to SFIT, mostly to visit his adopted father and bring him lunch. They talked. Sometimes, Jack and Hiccup. And Hiccup, he had developed the biggest crush on Jack, only that he didn't know how to say it.

His pen scratched sharply over the paper as he heard loud noises from downstairs.

/break\

"I dare you to egg the house."

"Eugene, no", sighed Rapunzel, shaking her head at her boyfriend.

Eugene just grinned broadly and kissed his girlfriend's cheek before turning toward their shared best friend. "C'mon, Jack. It totally is your turn. It'll be fun."

And Jack allowed himself to be dared into it. Only that when the owners noticed and came out, there was a brief moment of utter terror overcoming both Jack and Eugene. That was the police captain, Stoick Haddock. Not only captain of the police station where Jack and Eugene may or may not be semi-regular guests for entirely unjustified reasons (minor pranks! And graffiti should not count as vandalism in Jack's opinion), he was also a wall of a man, so tall and broad. His upper arms were the size of Jack's head! Absolutely terrified did the boys stand there.

"What is the meaning of this?", barked Stoick out.

His wife, Cass Hamada (oh no. She was friends with Toothiana. Jack was never going to hear the end of this!), was right behind him, looking both concerned and disappointed. Eugene winced and tried to hide behind Jack, who just rolled his eyes at him. This was a problem. It became even more of a problem when Hiccup Haddock joined them outside – and oh. Maybe Jack should have seen the relations between Captain Haddock and Jack's crush... Jack winced.

"Did you brats seriously just egg the house of the police captain?", grunted Stoick unimpressed.

"I... I... I...", stammered Jack in distress. "I did it because Hiccup broke my heart."

Everyone stared at him in utter surprise at that, especially Hiccup. Jack tried to convey his intention to the other boy. Maybe Stoick would have pity with him – Cass certainly would – if they thought this was about a bad breakup. Please. He couldn't be taken to the precinct again. Nick and Toothiana had a limit to how often they were willing to bail him out...

"What? Hiccup!", exclaimed Cass, sounding very disappointed. "Why would you-"

There was silence for a moment as Hiccup stared at Jack pointedly, before he caved. "Yes. I... broke up with him because there was this... big project I had to work on. I had no time for distraction."

"Distraction?" The disappointment seemed to grow. "Hiccup Haddock, you will go and apologize to this boy and right that. I know your studies are very important to you, but you can't keep neglecting your social life. I expect that boy to come over for dinner next week!"

She ushered Hiccup outside before, impressively enough, dragging Stoick back inside before he could put his two cents in. Hiccup looked kind of lost as he approached Jack, Eugene and Rapunzel.

"That is one way of getting a boyfriend", noted Eugene surprised. "I mean, she definitely expects the two of you to 'get back together'. Come on, Raps, let's check on Lance and leave them to it."

Rapunzel smiled amused at Jack before the couple left. Blushing, Jack ducked his head when he noticed how much Hiccup was staring at him. And okay, he did look different. White-dyed hair, blue contacts, make-up to make him look paler than normal.

"Who... are you?", asked Hiccup softly. "I mean, the costume."

"I'm... Periwinkle", muttered Jack embarrassed, tugging on his fairy-wing. "Jamie's little sister wanted to be Tinkerbell but she didn't want to do it alone. My little sister dressed up as Bobble. You know, from the Tinkerbell movies. Periwinkle is Tinkerbell's snow-fairy-twin."

Hiccup nodded, his own cheeks red too. "That's... really cute. I mean, of you, for the girls."

"Yeah, we took them trick or treating. They're with... Eugene's friend Lance", nodded Jack slowly. "So... all of that was very embarrassed. I'm sorry, that was the first thing that came to my mind."

"It's... okay. I don't know how to explain to my mom that we 'didn't make up', but..."

"I mean we could just... you know...", suggested Jack with a daring look on his face. "Get together."

"...What", whispered Hiccup stunned.

"Do you wanna go out with me?", clarified Jack, cheeks red. "I... uh... like you."

"I like you too", replied Hiccup, ruffling his hair. "I'd... heh. I'd really like that."

Smiling brightly, Jack leaned in to kiss Hiccup's cheek before taking his hand. "C'mon. We're trick or treating and afterward, we're meeting at Moana's."

"What? I'm not even in costume, I-", protested Hiccup, just to be tugged along.

"Why? You're dressed as Hot Nerd. It's one of the top costumes of the year", teased Jack.

Hiccup simply sputtered as he was being pulled along, unable to argue with his boyfriend.

#HiJack #FrostCup #Hiccup Haddock #Jack Frost #The Haddock-Hamada Family #How to Train Your Dragon (2010)#Rise of the Guardians (2012)#DreamWorks #Anonymous #Phoe's Tumblr Drabbles

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ririppi-blog · 6 years

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ROLE-PLAYING GAME / ロールプレイングゲーム

——————————————————————— » Art/Video: Ryuseee | @ryuuseee » Song/Inst Mix: Soraru | @soraruru » Song, Lyrics/Composition & Arrangement/Vo Mix: Mafumafu | @uni_mafumafu » Song/Dialogue script: Urata | @uratasama » Song/Dialogue script: Aho no Sakata | @sakatandao うら:いつかの勇者に憧れて(憧れて) 無理だってわかっても飛び込む没ストーリー Ura: Itsuka no yuusha ni akogarete (akogarete) muri datte wakatte mo tobikomu botsu sutoorii

そら:寄せて集めた４人組(４人組) ほら　何にもかんでも何にもかんにも Sora: Yosete atsumeta yon-ningumi (yon-ningumi) hora nani ni mo kan demo nani ni mo kan ni mo 坊主が屏風に上手に坊主で何から何まで人任せ(ちーん) Bouzu ga byoubu ni jouzu ni bouzu de nanikarananimade hitomakase (chiin)

さか:薬草集めりゃトリカブト(トリカブト) 助走全開のオンゴール　草も生えない Saka: Yakusou atsumerya torikabuto (torikabuto) joso zenkai no ongooru kusa mo haenai まふ:あいつもこいつも役立たず(役立たず) 誰のせいだ彼のせいだなすりつけあって日が暮れる Mafu: Aitsu mo koitsu mo yakutatazu (yakutatazu) dare no seida kare no seida nasuritsuke atte higakureru

うら:ワンターンで大逆転できる必殺の御業「ない。」 Ura: Wantan de dai gyakuten dekiru hissatsu no miwaza (nai!) さか:ダンジョン奥で迷ったらった　脱出アイテムは？「ない。」 Saka: Danjon oku de mayottara tta dasshutsu aitemu wa? (nai!) そら:攻略本なら疾うの昔にゴミに出しちゃった「えっ！？」 Sora: Kooryakuhon'nara tounomukashi ni gomi ni dashi chatta (eh!?) まふ:完全詰んでる　ふたりも死んでる　セーブのデータも　ドドドドドーン！ Mafu: Kanzen tsun deru futari mo shinderu seebu (save) no deeta (data) mo dododododoon!

そら:強制スクロールライフ　ＡＧＩに全振り回復役はいない　廃人の４通り Sora: Kyosei sukuroururaifu AGI ni zen furi kaifuku-yaku wa inai haijin no yon toori さか:ずらっと並ぶナストマトロクなキャラが選べない Saka: Zura tto narabu nasutomato rokuna kyara ga erabenai そら:「バグだよね！？」 Sora: Baguda yo ne!?

全:やっぱりやだやだ僕が先頭だーい　最初の街から進まない「ハイハイ！」１×４が０未満　もう１年が過ぎた All: Yappariyadayada boku ga sentou dai saisho no machi kara susumanai (haihai!) Ichi kakeru yon ga zero-miman mou ichi-nen ga sugita うら:「いいかげんにしろーーー！」 Ura: Iikagen ni shiro—! 全:ガチャに例えりゃ星ふたつくらい　ＳＳＲじゃないけれど「ハイハイ！」それでもボクらでいたいんだ　君と夜更かししてＲＰＧ All: Gacha ni tatoerya hoshi futatsu kurai SSR janaikeredo (haihai!) Soredemo bokura de itai nda kimi to yofukashi shite RPG

まふ:いいですか？みなさんチームワークですよ？ Mafu: Iidesu ka? Minna-san chiimuwaaku (teamwork) desu yo? うらさか:了解！ Urasaka: Ryoukai!

そら:おいおい、足引っ張ってんの誰だよ Sora: Oi oi, ashi hippatten no dareda yo

うら:どんどん先に行っちゃうそらるさんでしょ。 Ura: Dondon saki ni itchau soraru-san desho.

そら:俺はみんながやりやすいように道切り開いてるだけー Sora: Ore wa minna ga yari yasui yo ni michi kirihirai teru dake—

うら:それはそっちの言い分でしょこっちは迷惑してんだよな？坂田 Ura: Sore wa sotchi no iibundesho kotchi wa meiwaku shitenda yo na, Sakata?

さか:うあああああああああああああああああああまふまふに殺されるうううううううううううう Saka: Uwaaa Mafumafu ni korosareruuuuuuu

まふ:ﾋｬﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊ!!全員死ねええええ！！ Mafu: Hyahahaha!! Zenin shineeeee!!

そら:ああ！俺までまふまふお前だけは許さん！！ Sora: Aa! Ore made Mafumafu omae dake wa yurusan!!

(まふ:ﾋｬﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊ!! Mafu: Hyahahaha!! さか:誰か助けてくださあああああい！！ Saka: Darekatasukete kudasaaaaaai!!) うら:チームワークどこ行った！お前らあああああああああ Ura: Mouu chiimuwaaku (teamwork) dokoyatta! Omaeraaa

まふ:ぶっとび５.６テラ　常にノーバックアップ走れキノコ　ジューシーさ　モウマンタイ Mafu: Buttobi go to roku-tera tsuneni noobakkuappu (no backup) hashire kinoko juushii (juicy) sa moumantai うら:深夜２時から６時間　こりゃ当分終わりそうもないな Ura: Shinya ni-ji kara roku-jikan korya toubun owari-sou monaina まふ:ねむいよー Mafu: Nemui yo—

全:やっぱりやだやだ正義の味方　日和見主義が止まらない「ハイハイ！」手のひら返すことだけは　命を賭けてござる All: Yappariyadayada shousanomikata hiyorimi shugi ga tomaranai (haihai!) Tenohira kaesu koto dake wa inochi o kaketegozaru さか:「なりませぬぞーーー！」 Saka: Narimasenu zo—! 全: 最後の最後でセーブし忘れ　物の哀れ言わずもがな「ハイハイ！」のべつ幕なし天罰で　ふりだしに戻れＲＰＧ All: Saigo no saigo de seebu shi wasure mono no aware iwazumogana (haihai!) No betsu makunashi tenbatsu de furidashi ni modore RPG

全:悪を蹴散らす勇者の剣は？「ない。ない。ないないないない。」あの子を守る魔法の盾は？「ない。ない。ないないないない。」大空をかける空飛ぶ船は？「ない。ない。ないないないない。」世界を救う旅に出る気は？「ない。ない。ないないないない。」 All: Aku o kechirasu yuusha no ken wa? (nai! nai! nainai! nainai!) Ano ko o mamoru mahou no tate wa? (nai! nai! nainai! nainai!) Oozora o kakeru sora tobu fune wa? (nai! nai! nainai! nainai!) Sekai o sukuu tabi ni deru ki wa? (nai! nai! nainai! nainai!)

さか:闇に染まれ！ケーゲルシュライバー！ Saka: Yami ni somare! Kuugerushuraiba! (kugelschreiber)

そら:焼き上げろ！シュヴァルツヴァルトブロート！ Sora: Yakiagero! Shuvuarutsuvuarutoburōto! (schwarzwaldbrot)

まふ:いっぱい冷やせ！レイゾウコ！ Mafu: Ippai hiyase! Reizouko!

うら:これが俺の最大奥義　インフィニティ・インパクト！ Ura: Kore ga ore no saidai ougi infiniti inpakuto! (infinity impact)

そら:はぁ？ Sora: Haa?

さか:はぁ？ Saka: Haa?

まふ:はぁぁぁぁああああ？？ Mafu: Haaaaaa??

うら:ぴょまえらああああああああああああああ Ura: Pyomaeraaaaaa

まふ:世界の果ての　その向こうで　もしも魔王を倒したらエンドロールが流れたら　ボクらの明日はどこに？ Mafu: Sekai no hate no sono mukou de moshimo mao o taoshitara Endorooru ga nagaretara bokura no asu wa doko ni?

全:やっぱりやだやだ僕が先頭だーい　最初の街から進まない「ハイハイ！」１×４が０未満　もう１００年が過ぎた All: Yappariyadayada boku ga sentou dai saisho no machi kara susumanai (haihai!) ichi kakeru yon ga zero-miman mou hyaku-nen ga sugita うらさか:「うおおおおおおおおおおお！」 Urasaka: Uwoooooooo!! 全: それでもいいかな悪くはないな　退屈しのぎにはなるもんな「ハイハイ！」一生旅していたいから　君と夜更かししてＲＰＧ All: Sore demo iika na waruku wa nai na taikutsu shinogi ni wa naru monna (haihai!) Isshou tabi shite itaikara kimi to yofukashi shite RPG

#mafumafu #utaite #lyrics #soramafuurasaka #my first time translating to romaji #aaaaaaaaa

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