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banaroo · 5 months

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Most of my latest ttcc battles

Pig named Fumbled The Wumbled: do we have toon up

Deer named Dorito Lover Squarepantsington and me: Yes

Dorito Lover Squarepantsington: ok I’m nearly out you’re gonna have to do it

Bat named Gloopy McGiggleShart: im zapless

Me: Ok I got this

(More cogs strolling in)

(My hands get really sweaty and my vision gets blurry for no reason)

(Timer ticking)

Cat named Sergeant ItchyBalles: i need toon up too and can you zap the soaked cogs

Me: Ye;s

(In a fit of disassociation I pick zap first instead of the toon up)

(I don't realize until the turn starts)

Sergeant ItchyBalles: bro

Me: I am so sorry *splashes my slef in cold water in the game and in real life*

Gloopy McGiggleShart: Owww oowww *getting hit* please *Crying speedchat emote*

Head Hunter using Re-Org on my head: the sound of it snapping and breaking and getting put back and snapped again makes me estatic ntohing is better than this

Swindlers being turned to ashes: Brop broppbbrr broP Brop brpo? *explods*

Fumbled the Wumbled: I think we still have a chance

Dorito Lover Squarepantsington: do we have toon unites

Sergeant ItchyBalles: You there do you have toon unites

Me: No is that bad

Sergeant ItchyBalles: bro you literally try so hard at tyhe game

Me: Im so sorry *dunking my head in acid again*

Sergeant ItchyBalles: you have doomed us all

Fumbled the Wumbled: guys its fine i can carry

(timer is almost out)

Me shaking and trying to remember where i am: Im sos sorry *toon ups Sergeant ItchyBalles*

Sergeant ItchyBalles: you can toon me up all you want but can you toon up your failing relationship?

Me:Ijm so sorry

Gloopy McGiggleShart: *uses toon up on me*

Me: Oug im sorry i didnt see You had lower health than Sergeant ItchyBalles

Gloopy McGiggleShart: *chainsaw consultant sticker*

(Battle plays out)

Dorito Lover Squarepantsington: goodbye forever

Me: why *greens*

(Sent back to the playground im desperately trying to remember which street it was on i go on the wrong one then come back)

Sergeant ItchyBalles: why did you take the time to full heal youre Never supposed to do that.................

Me scared because i am Stuopid: it was myj internet

Dorito Lover Squarepantsington: wont fault you on that

Gloopy McGiggleShart: they could be lying to us *shivering*

Dorito Lover Squarepantsington: yaaaa man Gloopy is right

Me: im so sorry

Fumbled the Wumbled: guys chill although i wouldnt say to not eliminate the possibility that they lied and just wanted to full heal

Me: is there anytihng i can do

(other toons are silent and scared and pciking which cake to throw at the flunky)

Sergeant ItchyBalles: You are so worthless iu bet nobody showed up to your first birthday because ypu were one years old and stuipoid all you did was fart did you know when i was born the president shook my hand because i was just that good at everything becaus e i was born able to talk and use a calculator on a plane with my tiny intelligent infant fingers because they were smarter than all you combined have ypu ever played this game ever? disney is gay for letting their game become woke with their sensitive playerbase

Me with sweat going through ym shirt: Ok i might have a plan

Sergeant ItchyBalles: do you? in the nicest way possible you are so damn ugly it makes me sick

Dorito Lover Squarepantsington: guuys

toon named butthole who was watching this unfold:

(Entire team is wiped out)

street manager we forgot to even attack: You toons crack me up!

Me: Ough

Fumbled the Wumbled: well

Gloopy McGiggleShart: Were we just created to do this forevver

Dorito Lover Squarepantsington: buuuhhhhLmaooooo

sagrent: itchyballes

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