#anyway she’s convinced i am the only sabol girlie in the stadium to which i told her i consider this game a win bc i got to see
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Absolute scenes at the ballpark tonight while the SF Giants left their entire roster on base.
Me: so, if Yaz is out, do the Yaz Girlies become other girlies? like are there Conforto girlies?
My friend: no, there are only Yaz Girlies. like, no one else. just Yaz Girlies.
[We contemplate the solid, unchanging state of being a Yaz Girlie.]
Me: Sometimes I walk around my house saying “Yaz Girlie” out loud to make myself laugh.
My friend: I’m so glad this has brought you as much joy as it has brought me.
#apparently the guy she is dating is getting kinda 🤨 that she keeps spending time with a ‘’kasper’’ that uses he/him pronouns#i’m like buddy. i’ve known her since kindergarten#it’s not gonna happen.#it hasn’t happened in the past 30 years it’s NEVER gonna happen#actually apparently a lot of her friends are like that too and she’s like…you don’t get it he’s KASPER#i need all my friends’ boyfriends and cishet friends to internalize the concept of HE’S KASPER#anyway she’s convinced i am the only sabol girlie in the stadium to which i told her i consider this game a win bc i got to see#sabol get a hit and get all the way to third while wearing his jersey#can’t believe no one could bring him home#i would bring him home. i would give him a water bowl and a pillow to sleep on#smh#did the giants win NO they NEVER win this is the 8th game i’ve been to this season and i’ve seen them win ONCE#but i won. bc i saw blake sabol get a hit#also bc beryl sent the final draft of our pod together and ohhhh my godddd it’s perfect. it’s so perfect. it’s the most perfect thing#i was listening to end of it on bart and i had to turn around face the window bc the faces i was making were too goofy#and this lady was still watching me like ?? what’s there to smile about at 9:30pm on bart#fresno oilers.txt#i see you all crucifying me in two different posts and i will respond…later
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