#anyway i just like the thought that dakota johnson as an entity in this movie is just sort of a trickster god type figure | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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i know this is a weird reaction to have to netflix persuasion, which has probably stockholm syndromed me after watching all but 30 minutes of it

but i find dakota johnson (whom i have always liked) charismatic enough at just talking through the classic romantic plight of an iconic literary woman in millennial slang that now i kind of want her to play this exact same character throughout the entire literary canon

DO JANE EYRE NEXT! BE ANNE OF GREEN GABLES! BE MISS HAVISHAM! WHY NOT!!!!!!

#can u imagine miss havisham jim halperting to the camera while she brainwashes a little girl into becoming a love weapon #it would be like women's equivalent of the joker #should i start working on this screenplay #dollsome's deep thoughts #anyway i just like the thought that dakota johnson as an entity in this movie is just sort of a trickster god type figure #who can travel between literary universes and snark at us #ever-growing wine glass in hand #winking constantly #giving the austen canon the persuasion 2022 treatment is not the way #hanging onto dakota johnson and making her play this exact part forever no matter what book she's in is THE WAY

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