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#anyway dennis is a serial abuser but i dont think he would even have the physical strength to choke someone out
dennisboobs · 1 year
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#iasip#dennis reynolds#it's always sunny in philadelphia#ada speaks#polls#i think he's full of shit#it's not even necessarily that i don't think hes capable (but come on he's like. demonstrably weak as shit)#but i think he leans into the murderer/serial killer thing as part of his mask#i don't think he's actually killed anyone#and maureen. well. idfk what to think because it was clear he didnt kill her and then they walked it back... what. 2 seasons later?#they had security footage that cleared dennis' name though. so. i don't think he did.#mac & charlie have killed a kid. frank has killed or indirectly caused deaths several times. dee#well.#dee would kill the gang if she could and she has TRIED in the self help book#i think it would be extremely funny if dennis hadnt killed a single person#theres like scattered evidence even before maureen but idk.#i honestly hate the random retconning they did to him to make him fit the mould and so does glenn so you know what#dennis has never killed a human. and whatever the hell all that shit abt killing and mutilating crows and keeping the skins of animals was#i choose to ignore. he wanted to become a vet bc he likes animals and that's all it was. 🥴#anyway dennis is a serial abuser but i dont think he would even have the physical strength to choke someone out#and he grabs a bread knife when he says hes gonna kill charlie.#at most. the idea of killing someone gets him off. i think thats mostly what it is.#The Illusion of Power.#the thought that he Could kill someone if he wanted to. but he won't.#but he could.#and that's what makes him feel powerful
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