#another dumb fun part I laugh at is this one aerial view of Raccoon City where... you see a CIBC building LMAO
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The goofiest movie in the Resident Evil series by a landslide is Resident Evil: Apocalypse
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#delete later#it is so over the top ridiculous and cliche af to a point i love watching it to make myself feel better cuz it always makes me laugh#with hits such as:#A canon character asking the ‘OC’ in the movie-verse ‘who the fuck are YOU?’ after she saves their asses via motorcycle entrance#*WHIP SOUND EFFECTS*#for literally every single hit and swing Alice does#and a finale involving what is essentially a battle royale 1v1 where everyone just stands and watches them fight#the best oart is this movie is absolutely not trying to be funny at all but it takes its own seriousness to another level#another dumb fun part I laugh at is this one aerial view of Raccoon City where... you see a CIBC building LMAO#(a Canadian bank in an American city? goofy af)#like usually they try to mask the fact they film american cities in toronto a lot but they barely tried in this movie#im sorry i rewatch these movies so often it’s almost embarrassing 🙈#there’s *parts* that I really like? like... cinematography-wise? or theme wise?#but it absolutely REEKS of ‘OC-insert’ and i don’ even know much about the games#idk if Alice qualifies as a Mary Sue *technically* because she *does* have flaws but BOY OH BOY#i shouldn’t keep blabbing about this cuz I will be here and bore y’all for ages about it afagdhhfhs#THERE’S SO MUCH TO NITPICK AND POKE FUN AT#the only people i know who unironically *love* these movies is... my parents - my mom especially#but she knows literally nothing about the games so when i told her about them she was shook to find out... Alice isn’t a canon character?#so im p convinced 99% of people do not like these movies and thus it’s fair game to rip on them as much as I do 8)#one last thing before i post this and probably delete later:#tfw u hand a character a gun and they say ‘idk how to use this’ and the advice u givethem is just... ‘hit them in the head’#like Jill no u didn’t even check the safety in that thing before handing it to her#I REALLY WISH THEY’D JUST MAKE A MOVIE ADAPTATION OF OUTBREAK INSTEAD LIKE#IT’S PERFECT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS#GAH okay okay im done now
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