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mitoad · 13 days

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i had a thought about marine life cod something something sighhhh and now i wanna draw them. all of them.

the first thing i thought of was vampire squid!konig.... you get what i see right, or like, he could be some other (massive) squid

gaz reminds me of a nurse shark.. number one, they're cute and look sweet, number two they look awfully boopable🎀🎀 there's no number three but just look at pictures of them that's literally gaz

soap would be a ray maybe?? specifically a spotted eagle ray. he could be a narwhal too because they're silly <3

phantom jellyfish!ghost obviously!!!

i'm thinking price could be a whale, but i'm not sure what yet? i;m so indecisive... beluga!price or humpback whale!price, perhaps?

and nikolai is a pilot whale like are you joking

i have no ideas for the others yet sadly because i have a little pea brain, but ill probably come up with some things soon...

fellow anon, DRAW THEM . I LOVE MARINE LIFE COD AUS SO MUCH RRHHRHRHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHHRHRHRHH !!!!!!!!! please pleasep lease dra them if u have time ....... they give me brain juices... .. . .. .

yayaya !!!! konig could definetly be a vampire squid !! tbh ive always seen him as maybe under the octopoda order (mostly due to the insane amounts of cthulu nd octo konig in this fandom) but i can certainly see him as a vampire squid !!! he gives the vibes- generally trying to contain the power he has and not get unnecessary blood on his hands (vampire squids are detritivore) nd a lot less menacing than it seems . more of an avoidant personality as well !!

and YAYAYYYAYAYYA gas is definitely some type of less aggressive shark !!! honestly nurse shark matches him the best but i occasionally believe he is a catshark or epaulette , they're easygoing and docile (IF UNPROVOKED) and so so cutie patootie i project my fav sharks on him bc he is my fav character

and soap does give ray vibes, but hear me out : eel soap >!?!! especially variants that hunt via electricity (like him !! but he uses bombs that arent necessarily IEDs but SAME THING) and r super duper energetic a lot , but oh em gee,,,,,,, he would make such a good spotted eagle ray .....

ok we all agree on phantom jelly ghost its cannon guys he is literally the big mysterious jelly

and price , although i like to think of him as a great white (better dynamics w/ other characters), he honestly would match a lot of species of whale much better . i forgot the name of this species specifically , but i do believe it was some type of bleaked whale ?? they scar white from injuries over time, and have a long lifespan . most of them will turn white over their lifespan due to the injuries that they get, and i think that does go after price's military career and how his scars the events he's lived through have sort of become part of him (ghost could definitely be this species too now i think about it), and how he's lived past points where his allies have fallen .

OK NIK AS A PILOT WHALE . YEYSYYEYS THATS FUNNY AS FUCK HAIJASHFKFH

i would like to think that laswell would be some form of species of whale , maybe one that is intelligent and capable of many forms of mutalism relationships due to her being ... yknow .... insanely based ....

makarov would be an orca. highly intelligent, only realised to be extremely dangerous once studied. ganging up on every fucking fish in the world. capable of competing with other apex predators like great whites.

graves.... unpopular opinion, but he is a stonefish . sneaky bastard and incredibly fucking dangerous . but stupid looking and a silly skrumkle very much so .

nyways i am too tired to think but i will go to sleep dreaming of the 141 eating salmon tonight ......... thank u very mysterious but very lovely fishy anon ...........

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stormblessed95 · 2 years

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"Insecure Jikookers"

When we say that like 60% insecure jikookers aren't actually jikookers at all. And another 25% of insecure jikookers are just brand new to the fandom and doesn't understand how content work or the full extent of just how close all 7 of the members are. Very few of them are ACTUALLY just chronically insecure shippers. Which is a problem on its own, but a totally seperate one. Bloggers can tell. When we get asks or DMs and they all start with "I fully believe in jikook, but..." or "I'm a jikooker, but sometimes when JK..." or "I'm not an insecure jikooker, but sometimes taekook...." or "I never once believed in taekook, but when they...."

It gives you away. Lol it's not always, and most bloggers like to give you the benefit of the doubt when answering asks. But trust us, when we say we tend to get ALOT of asks, when my anons are off, the amount of DMs I get increases and sometimes it's from burner accounts to stay anon without being anon. Lol and I promise I don't mind, I love talking with yall. But keep in mind when we get snippy or rude sometimes, it's because a "jikooker" has been in our inboxes consistently being... annoying for lack of a better word. FOR EXAMPLE. Lol this person who DMd me, starting the conversation off with....

We had a decent conversation. Lol but they also were talking to a friend too. With the same sort of stuff after this. Where their conversations went like this....

And when my friend eventually ended the conversation because they were just talking in circles and she didn't want to keep saying the same thing over and over... they messaged me again. With the same stuff they were sending her. Lol

And at this point, I wasn't as kind. It had been WEEKS of conversation between us, as well as between them and my friend. All over the same stuff. We both clocked in a while ago that they were probably a tkkr, but just figured we would keep answering questions honestly in hopes of having an open conversation about it. But with this message, I too, was done. Lol I had already seen that they had been having this conversation and didn't have any actual interest or intent to hear anyone else's actual opinion.

To which, they responded with the classic "whoops, I've been caught" move and deactivated their account. Lmao which just proved our point that they were never an insecure jikooker. They were just a tkkr pretending and trying to create doubt and discourse in jikooker spaces. And "convert" people into shipping taekook. Because that's what they do. They want to "win" so they set out to try and convince people that what they see is what everyone should see. And to get more people to join their cult. It's honestly EXACTLY how actual cults work in getting more people to join as well. Which is bonkers.

And no, I don't mind exposing their account and these messages because the account doesn't exist anymore. And I'm using it for a be patient with your favorite bloggers because sometimes we are dealing with a lot of back and forth. And rhe stuff we get in our inboxes from people under anon are generally even more insane and wild. Or trying to be manipulative under the guise of being "jikookers." "Im just like you, but I've seen the light. You should too."

For another example, I've gotten actual messages from taekookers before too. Who don't pretend to be anything other than taekookers. We've had decent conversations as well. The ones who don't try to manipulate and gaslight their way into your inbox usually aren't as crazy, so tracks. I've had some where we shared opinions and walked away nicely agreeing to disagree. I've had some really great conversations that ended even better too. Lol for example, one person who was a tkkr messaged me and their conversations started like this

And our conversation ended like this:

And we still talk too. Pretty sure she is a fully fledged jikooker at this point 😂🤣 maybe she will see this and let me know for sure if she is or not. 👀😂

Lmao but the difference in how the conversations started was telling. And I promise, bloggers can usually tell the genuinely insecure but sincere jikookers from just rhe confused baby armys from the tkkrs (or other shippers) in disguise anons. Lol if any of these secret shippers are hiding around on blogs, please just dont waste your time or mine (or anyone elses.) If you are just trying to convert people into shipping your ship, don't bother. Only do this if you want to legitimately have a genuine conversation and are willing to be open minded about people disagreeing with you.

Yall excuse the grammar and typo/spelling mistakes in these messages. I'm CLEARLY much more relaxed and usually typing in more of a rush in DMs then I do for posts. 🤣🤣 I'm also usually nicer in DMs too unless you drive me insane to this point like above. Lol

Basically just a post to highlight that we aren't dumb. We know what you are doing when you send us messages or anons like these. Lol and to remind everyone else to be patient with us bloggers at times. We really do have all types of conversations all the time 😂

#tkkr discourse #be patient with your favorite bloggers #anons arent always as sneaky as they think they are

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vaebaee · 6 years

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lol k so in typical fashion i forget to answer all my asks oof, but yo here we gooooo u can read them all under the cut and learn all abt me yay !1!

lmao this is my writing when i dont write cursive so iss hecka uglee

AHAHAJ REMEMEMBER when i psoted sum shit thas like ask me questions !! well i deleted tht but forgot to rememebr what the questions asked were so major oof :// buttt i remember some (surprising since im a whole mess)

k so we gonna go back to my expert organizational system organized by asker (so smurt)

@winterbjorn -> wrow im in love w u (andddd) ✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

ajsdklasjdla 🅱️ROOOO i lUV u so mUch ooMf like my luv so strong i go into cardeeyak arrest , theres zer0 words in the english languuage 2 explain my feels 4 u so

anoN0nomYs -> hey i hope ur alright nd i hope u start feeling better soon!! we love u :)

this is the kyootest shit it has made my whole life omg i legit did my uglee gross smile irl when i read this ,, fjakf i wanna give u all the heart emojis

@dust-bubbles -> 16 and 17 ILY

aHHHHHHHHHHH I LUHH YOUU OMGGGG i legit forgot what qeustions these were and like im sos sorry oops but ur the coolest bean omg

@katie3467 -> 2. (anddf) Hahah oops that meant to be 20 and anon. I was going to ask random questions but ya know.

LMAODAOISD SChMOOD when u tryna b a ll sneaky and shit byut u forget anon lmao, wed b terrible fbi agents (rip my dream job), ia aslo forgot these questions tooooooo so rip in pieces :’/

k but i remeber the questions just not the numbers for thte most part, so im pree sure one of them was like favourite ~something( i forgot~, 2 lit ass facts , or whatevr u want (i aint know what dat means so ooferz) but here we gooo

--my favourite color (i ask like evryone this question) is reddddd for like ever, like i literally just realized but any of my clothes tht arent b&w are red, so like i can always match but theres so much red, and ive dyed my hair red like 3 times so im lowkey obsessed lmao

--two lit ass facts uno: i got this real bad habit of like stealing ppls voices and mimicking them or shit they say, like i do it subconsciously, so my voice changes a LOT during the day and i dont have liek a regular voice, cuz its always switching, and then it gets worse when ppl have accents and i h8 it cuz i feel like i sound so annoying deux: im clumsy as heckie so i got a lot of bruises like 25/8 , but im used to it by now so ik how to fall lol and its made me pretty flexible cuz i often fall into da splits so ayeee, catch me at the 2020 olympics doin sum gymnastic shit,

i aint know how 2 end this loong asss shit so heres a pic of me falling off a sk8boardd (avril lavigne wud be so disappointed)

#asksss #i look soooo short in tht photo even tho im like kinda tall #this is literally a whole mess #y am i like this #i got a grad dress toodayy tho blegh

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