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anipologist · 2 years

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A Noldo - will scowl violently, swear a dreadful oath and then attack you with fire and sword

A Sinda - will death-glare you, swear an oath to not kill you and then send you on a hopeless quest that will get you killed

A Vanya - will smile winningly and then grab a balrog with their bare hands and shove it over a cliff (but not pull up their pretty hair)

A 1/4 Noldo, 1/4 Vanya, 1/2 Sinda - will look pensive while discussing metaphysics, swear an oath of friendship, join you on the hopeless quest and rip a werewolf apart for you barehanded (just don’t let them pick your codename).

- Beren and Tuor comparing notes in Arda Renewed (Turin tripped on a tree branch on his way to the meeting and dropped the sheaf of literal notes Andreth trusted him with).

#jrr tolkien #tolkien #the silmarillion #the sillymarilly #finrod felagund #lotr #tolkien elves #silmarillion #finrod #feanor #Glorfindel #elu thingol #It’s a joke #I’m pretty sure everyone who’s read the Silm knows which ones their talking about #to be fair they were never actually attacked by fiery Noldor but Beren can testify to the violent part #Olwe has issues with these characterizations #but Beren got stuck dealing with Elwe #and tuor has heard plenty about Feanor

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