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tsuki-sennin · 2 years

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Momo Monday, right on schedule!

Alright, got a burger, a coke, and some lovely peace and quiet!

Time for Spoilers, I guess..., where the music's bumpin', the people are jumpin', and the festival's non-stoppin'!

-Oh, what a lovely piano instrumental~! And what a lovely pair, too~!

-Lookin' good, man~!

-Ohhhhhhhhh, boy you're breakin' my heart :sob: :sparkling_heart: :heartbreak:

-Haruka, homegirl! How you doing today?

-Oh, you're not creepy at all, mister.

-Don Kaito doesn't seem to have much investment in his... what seems to be his only employee's wellbeing. ...sadly, it's a lot more common than I thought or would like in this kinda business.

-Oh! ...good taste, dude.

-"...wanna draw me? :3"

-GIRL-

-Well, at least he paid!

-Hell yeah, save the balloon, Monkey Man!

-Oh. Let it go free~!

-Oh yes, very lovely Shinichi. That lad'll remember it for years to come.

-Sononi-sama...

-She ain't interested man, let it go.

-Hoho! Dog Man strikes! Woof!

-You're barking up the wrong tree, Sononi.

-Ahhhhh, it's Tsuyoshi~!

-"OH SHIT IT'S THE DOG MAN WHOSE BIRTHDAY I CELEBRATED"

-"Sorry, I'm the loyal dog type." And other unfunny dog jokes I can make about this situation! "You'd better roll on over to somebody else." "I don't really feel like sitting and staying."

-Natsumi :O?

-Not-sumi.

-Robber-rousin!

-FFFFFF

-FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEN

-...that's like 400 bucks, so...

-Oh crap, Sonoi!

-"I don't really punch people. I'm more of a kick, slash, and laugh kinda guy."

-"I deliver joy, like a party clown. Or Jesus."

-"You too... are a devoted male partner, Tsubasa-san. ...wanna form a Tsu duo?"

-Man... it would be hard to leave a town so full of important memories, huh?

-Ohhhhh, they were gonna get married~!

-Devoted love gang.

-Delicious narutomaki~! :)

-This whole conversation has been "My fiance was the most beautiful woman in the world. :)" and "Ohhhhhh, gosh golly jeepers, I love my wife! :DD" and it's honestly pretty sweet.

-*Sudden realization.*

-o.o

-INOUE C'MON STOP BULLYING MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

-Oh, artist guy seems to be still on the prowl for his ideal piece.

-Fucker took Miho-san. Can't have shit in Donbura Town.

-Er uh... I assume that's what this little neighborhood in Tokyo is called.

-It's interesting how Sonoi seems to want to help others as much as he does just straight up murder the Hitotsu-Ki.

-If I know old man Inoue as well as I think I do... ohhhh, this tension will be delicious.

-Wow, Miho is... unnervingly calm under pressure.

-Artist Guy really fell for that, huh

-No fucks given, she made it right out.

-Ohhhhh, that signature "juuuuuust missed them" shot. Inoue definitely wrote that in to rile those in the know right up.

-He ran out like that?!

-LET'S GOOOOOOOO KIJIBROTHER

-KICK EM UP

-Wow. Sonoi's like a weird... opposite Sentai. Instead of egalitarian, he's real high and mighty.

-Wait, why is it suddenly daytime?

-HAS TSUYOSHI BEEN FIGHTING THIS WHOLE TIME

-My man's been kicking this guy around for hours!

-...Er uh, is this a day for night shot? Like those old black and white films like Nosferatu?

-Or did Don Momotaro just... will it to be daylight?

-Ayyy, ZyuohEagle

-ToQ1go too~! And Patren 1! Everybody's joining the party~!

-Oooooh, he sees the DonBlaster's power~!

-Oh god, the airhorns jhkhlhj

-Peachy blast party~!

-TSUYOSHI :O

-HE DEAD

-MY MAN KILLED

-ON PURPOSE

-DUDE

-I'm at a genuine loss for words right now.

-NO FUCK YOU DON'T JUST SHOW ME ROBOTARO AND EXPECT ME TO FORGET ABOUT THAT WHAT THE HELL GUYS

-...ok, Robotaro looks awesome, but still!

-What episode are we at? 8? That means there'd be like 42 or so more episodes, right? God.

-Fuck, dude.

-I didn't expect a silly Sentai show based on the tale of Momotaro with a funny black dog fugitive man, a funny blue monkey NEET man, a funny yellow oni mangaka girl, a funny pink bird office worker man, and a funny red man man to be the sort of show where I have to grapple with the ramifications of a hero committing intentional manslaughter, but here we are.

-Tsuki's gonna be in for a long one, lemme tell you.

#donbrothers spoilers #avataro sentai donbrothers #don! don! it's a full force peachy festival!#super sentai #momo monday

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overlord-imagines · 5 years

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Peroroncino gave Ainz a joke item that would change his avatar's appearance, only that in the new world this item changed his race. How do the rest of Nazarick react now that their lord is one of the living? You decide if he turn into a human or a dark elf ( the last is only because a want more father Ainz) and if the change is permanent or only for a few days.

I’M SO SO SORRY I’VE BEEN SO INACTIVE. I have no other excuse than I was unmotivated and lazy, but reading the manga has rekindled my passion!!!

Ainz had been doing a personal inventory check when he came across the item.

Being the absolute neet he is, of course, he recognized it on first sight.

Though he will be the first to admit that he should’ve taken better precautions when it came to testing the item’s powers. Though could you blame him?

It did one thing in Yggdrasil, wouldn’t it do the same in this world?

‘Stupid, stupid, stupid.’ Is what he repeated to himself when instead of making it an easier time to disguise himself… it actually just turned him into a human.

Pandora, who was with him at the time, was absolutely going ballistic.

HIS beloved creator, his master, his lord?! A HUMAN?!

He would’ve fainted if Ainz hadn’t calmed him down.

When looking in the mirror Ainz noted he looked like he did in his previous life, which brought up unpleasant emotions and memories.

Memories of stress, loneliness, insecurity, anxiety… all memories. Like running your fingers across a smooth surface, and trying to recreate what it felt like in your thoughts.

But worse.

Like a snake coiling around his non-existent heart, threatening to choke him… but that was the past. A different life. This is now.

Ainz’s passive still exists, except for the fact that now all the sudden he could really mess up a burger.

First, he ordered a flustered maid to prepare him a meal. Then, he requested Pandora to gather all of the Guardians into the throne room.

“How embarrassing, truly a disgrace for a ‘supreme being’ such as myself. To make such a rookie and idiotic mistake. Why couldn’t I have just had a servant test it for me instead? Stupid.” Ainz furiously muttered to himself, waiting at the throne as Pandora looked to him with worry.

Shalltear appeared first, first confused, then shocked, which turned quickly to anger. She looked like she was about to rip his throat out before Pandora quickly dispelled of the situation.

Albedo came next, though her reaction… wasn’t one he was expecting.

She was extremely… calm. To say the least, the worry of course evident on her features and the way she spoke but… this all still unsettled Ainz.

Aura and Mare were shocked and awed at Ainz. He was pretty… handsome, actually. This hasn’t changed a thing for them. He was still their beloved ruler, even if he was human temporarily.

Cocytus was skeptical at first but wasn’t one to question his supreme being. If his master assured him that it was alright, then it was alright. End of story.

Demiurge had pieced it together instantly the moment he arrived but quickly had written it off to be purposeful. A masterful plan to blend in perfectly with the humans, only to overthrow them later. “Amazing, Lord Ainz! Your talent for planning ahead is impeccable!!”

All of the guardians jumped onto this quickly, of course. Praises and astonishment were quick to flare up in the small crowd.

Ainz had no other choice than to play along.

Only Pandora was to know the truth, but he kept his mouth shut without Ainz even having to tell him anything.

Shalltear instantly jumped to the conclusion that they could… mate… in this form as well. Getting her…. riled up.

Nasty, nasty, Shalltear.

Her words caused Demiurge to cover poor Mare’s ears, with Pandora covering Aura’s. The children simply looked on in confusion, unable to hear any of the filthy things Shalltear was ranting on about.

Albedo, through this whole thing, was eerily quiet. Where Ainz had once thought she would act similar to Shalltear, or retort or confront her in any way… she did not.

Once the briefing was over Ainz had a whole 10-course meal laid out before him, how could he ever eat that much?

He ended up sharing with the rest of his faithful servants.

The maids absolutely fangirl over him, by the way.

“He’s just so stoic and so cool! Even if he is human!” “He looked at me! I think I’ll faint” “Could you imagine serving Ainz all day?! How I envy our precious guardians, to be in his presence is simply just….” And so on.

Ainz soon figured out how well Albedo was at showing her true devious side.

He figured this out when he was in his room to grab some paperwork when he was cornered by the demon.

“Lord Ainz. MY Lord Ainz… You took this form to bear an heir for Nazarick, did you not?”

Que Ainz’s terrified screams and pleads as he barely manages to escape Albedo’s devilish grasp.

He eventually turned back to his ‘original’ form, turns out the effects of the item only last for 24 hours.

Shivering from the memories of the night prior, and how he only barely managed to escape Albedo’s ‘love’, he made sure to lock the item in his personal vault.

#anime #imagine #ainz ooal gown #lord ainz #ainz #albedo #shalltear bloodfallen #overlord #pandora's actor #demiurge #cocytus #aura bella fiora #mare bello fiore #aura #mare

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avvoltoio · 5 years

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Also I’m going to drop a nuclear hot take and say that I don’t buy a lot of the “fanboys are complaining about x and here’s why that’s problematique” rhetoric that makes waves through social media whenever the superhero movie of the month comes out because I feel like the people making those types of posts have literally never interacted with nerdboys outside of the permavirgin neets on reddit. All the fanboys I’ve talked with irl are just so rock hard for anything Marvel that it literally doesnt matter who or what gets a film. Disney could release footage of Bradley Cooper in a raccoon fursuit dropping a deuce on a baby groot funko pop, and the fanboys would call it a cinematic masterpiece. Most are tone deaf at best, and at the very worst they’ll say some dumb shit they know isn’t true to purposely rile up a coworker.

Again, maybe I’m just lucky in that respect? I don’t know. But in regards to comic book media i’ve never heard any of the things social media claims the nerdboys are saying.

Now Star Wars on the other hand.... Star Wars is when all the fighting comes out.

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