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theboyercannon · 2 months
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im not going to watch the live action version but i do need to know if the “ill save you from the pirates” line made it or am i safe to assume they just cut the pirates out altogether? if they did cut it, is there another equivalent line said that might serve as an important sexual awakening for the modern 11 year old girl?
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valeriethepussycats · 3 years
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Assemble
Chapter 9
Pairing- Loki x Reader x Steve (one side)
Warning- cursing
Your thoughts and other characters are in italics.
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Fury gathers Tony and Steve back into the briefing room everyone there has a look as if in a daze. A look of numb shock is shown on their devastated faces.
“These were in Phil Coulson's jacket.Guess he never did get you to sign them.”Nick throws Coulson's Captain America trading cards  on the table towards Steve. Steve picks them up, stained with blood.
“We're dead in the air up here. Our communications, location of the cube, Banner, Thor and I don’t know if Y/n will recover from this....I got nothing for you. Lost my one good eye. Maybe I had that coming.Yes, we were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract. I never put all my chips on that number though, because I was playing something even riskier.” Nick told Steve and Ton. “There was an idea, Stark knows this, called The Avengers Initiative. The idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea, in heroes.”
Tony gets up and walks off, not wanting to hear it anymore.
“Well, it's an old fashioned notion.” Nick finished.
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Thor walks out far into the meadow. He looks down. Mjölnir.
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Banner wakes up, in human form with Y/n words echoing in he’s head. He looks around and sees he is in a pile of rubble and looks up at the open ceiling he crashed in and is completely naked. A Security Guard stands there, amazed. “You fell out of the sky.”
“Did I hurt anybody?”  Bruce asked coming to.
“There's nobody around here to get hurt. You did scare the hell out of some
pigeons though.” The Security Guard  answered.
“Lucky.” Bruce replied.
“Or just good aim. You were awake when  you fell.”  The Security Guard told Bruce.
“You saw?”
“The whole thing, right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck ass nude. Here...”  He throws Banner a pair of big pants. Banner pulls on his pants. “I didn't think those would fit you  until you shrunk down to a regular size fella.”
“Thank you.”
“Are you an alien?”
“What?” Bruce asked.
“From outer space, an alien?” The Security Guard wondered.
“No.” Bruce answered.
“Well then, son, you've got a condition.”  The Security Guard disclosed.
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Barton is strapped down. Natasha watches over him as Barton tries to shake off Loki's mind control.
“Clint, you're gonna be alright.” Natasha told him.”
“You know that? Is that what you know? I got...I gotta go in though. I gotta
flush him out.”  Barton stated.
“We don't have that long, it's gonna take time.” Natasha stressed.
“I don't understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and send something else in? Do you know what it's like to be unmade?” Barton questioned.
“You know that I do.” Natasha replied.
“Why am I back? How did you get him out?” Barton asked.
“Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head.” Natasha answered.
“Thanks.” Barton stated then Natasha unfastens the restraints. “Tasha, how many agents?”
“Don't. Don't do that to yourself,  Clint. This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for.”  Natasha explained.
“Loki, he got away?” Barton wondered.
“Yeah. I don't suppose you know where?”  Natasha asked.
“I didn't need to know. I didn't ask.  He's gonna make his play soon though. Today.”  Barton answered.
“We gotta stop him.” Natasha declared.”
“Yeah? Who's we?” Barton questioned.
“I don't know. Whoever's left.” Natasha replied.
“Well, if I put an arrow in Loki's eye socket, I'd sleep better I suppose.” Barton  remarked.
“Now you sound like you.” Natasha sits next to her partner and friend.
“But you don't. You're a spy, not a soldier. Now you want to wade into a war. Why? What did Loki do to you?” Barton  asked.
“He didn't, I just...”
“Natasha.”
“I've been compromised. I got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.”
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Y/n is in Coulson’s office or more like he’s room trying to calm the raging storm inside of her revenge and anger is never a good combination with her. She Angrily swipeseverything off of his desk breaking the laptop. Automatically feeling guilty Y/n been down to pick up the laptop and sees a briefcase under the desk Curiosity taking over her she pulls the briefcase out and sees that it has her name on it.
“What are you?”
Y/n opens the briefcase and see A sticky note that says play me. Y/n then moves the sticky note and play on the video. At first all you could hear is rumble and the  screen is black. Giving up on the video Y/n  moves to pick up the stuff she knocked off the deck. 
“You should cover up because it’s going to Rain.” Said Coulson’s voice.
Y/n turns to look back at the briefcase and see Coulson on the screen.
“No um time to bundle up because it’s going to rain no. Ohhh how about the  Red Wing Black bird soaring through the sky. Get it  because of the color of the wings  it reminds me of you and the Phoenix....The point is I had this uniform made for you because your a hero and every hero needs to dress the part and have a name. Now go save the world.”
The video stops an a Second part compartment from the briefcase opened up revealing a bodysuit that’s Blue, Red, with a Yellow. It’s like Funky and Radiant. The base of the suit is blue and it’s had a red vertical line going down the middle and two yellow diagonal lines on each side of the vertical line, and the sleeves and legs have the same design as the stomach but the sleeves go all the way down to Cover the two middle fingers. The top of the suit makes an ‘x’ separate each side of the chest, leaving the neck and a little cleavage showing.
Oh Phill this is beautiful
When Y/n turns the suit around to look at the back she see a Metal plate on her upper back.
What are you for?
Just as the thought ran into Y/n’s mind a small Wood sheath attached to the Metal plate. Y/n gaps in shock. She knows exactly what that is
Y/n goes to pull the handle of the Sword out of the Wood sheath  and see a small dagger that slowly start to unfold into a 65 cm Katana Sword.
“Oh my god...how could he had this made.” Y/n wondered as a slow smile creeped on to her face. She knew she could do it and so did Phill.
Red Wing has a nice ring to it
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Tony look at the hatch. He stands not saying a word. Steve walks in.
“Was he married?” Steve asked.
“No. There was a uh...cellist, I think.” Tony answered.
“I'm sorry. He seemed like a good man.” Steve  answered.
“He was an idiot.” Tony remarked.
“Why? For believing?” Steve asked.
“For taking on Loki alone.” Tony stated.
“He was doing his job.”  Steve voiced
“He was out of his league. He should have waited. He should have...” Tony said looking at the spot where  Coulson die.
“Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony.” Steve started.
Tony walks away from Steve. “Right. How did that work for him?” Tony asked sarcastically
“Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?” Steve asked.
Tony turns around sharply. “ WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS! I am not marching to Fury's fife!”
“Neither am I! He's got the same blood on his hands as Loki does. Right now we've got to put that aside and get this done. Now Loki needs a power source, if we can put together a list...”  Steve trailed off.
“He’s in Manhattan and if I’m not mistaken I think he’s at your tower Tony. It’s the only power store in Manhattan that I can think of.” Y/n chimed in.
Tony and Steve turns around and see Y/n standing in the door waring a black and white suit.
“Y/n.” Steve said staggered.
“What do you think Phil had it made. I’ve never had a suit of armor before but this is kind of bad ass.” Y/n proclaimed while she was checking herself out.
When Steve saw Y/n’s suit he had to check himself. He know of Y/n’s powers before the rest of the team so he knows if he let’s he’s mind wonder it would go to ungentleman like place  and Y/n could pick up on that and he doesn’t want to make things awkward between them. Steve can really see Y/n being an important person in his new life. Steve clears his throat then asks. “Where you going?”
“To stop Loki but first I’m gonna find Thor.” Y/n answered.
“What about Banner?” Tony asked.
“I sent Bruce to Manhattan.” Y/n answered.
“Are you sure your ok to do this?” Steve asked in a  concern voice.
“Yes. Im 75% sure I can do. I just  had to take some time to clear my head because before fighting Loki To keep my emotions in check.” Y/n answered.
“Or you’ll  go Super Saiyan got it.” Tony remarked.
“I am so sorry about that...” Y/n trailed off.
Steve waves his hand. “It’s ok we understand anyone would be upset finding out that kind of news.”
Y/n smiles at Tony and Steve then opens the hatch. Clueless to what’s going on Steve and Tony backs up from the hatch.
“What the hell are you doing?” Tony questioned.
Y/n smiles. “You guys need to suit up I’ll see you there.”  
Y/n jumps in the hatch then it closes behind her. Steve and Tony look at the hatch wide eyes and their mouths slightly open.
“Did she just?” Steve asked.
“Yes. Yes she did.” Tony answered.
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Erik works around the CMS device that has already been set-upon the rooftop of Tony's tower.
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Steve walks in full uniform. Natasha looks at him, unprepared.
“Time to go.” Steve announced.
“Go where?” Natasha wondered.
“I'll tell you on the way. Can you fly  one of those jets?”  Steve asked.
Barton walks out of the restroom. Looks at Cap. “I can.”
Steve looks at Natasha and she nods her head to confirm Barton's on their side.
“You got a suit?” Steve asked Barton.
“Yeah.”
“Then suit up.”
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Y/n is flying in the sky searching the ground to see where Thor landed until a massive lightning bolt all most hits her, Y/n flys out the way and looks down and see Thor.
“Really you couldn’t killed me!” Y/n shouted as she flys down to Thor who is standing in a meadow of flowers.
“I know about Phill.” Y/n said with a hint of sadness.
“I’m sorry. I know he meant  the world to you.” Thor said as he gives Y/n a hug then placed his forehead on her for a moment of silence.
“I’ll deal with Loki I gave you my word.” Thor declare.
“What happens if you get hurt?” Y/n asked.
“You will not risky your life me Y/n not again.” Thor disclosed getting upset for his friend.
“I won’t but I won’t yet you get hurt knowing I can help...come on I know where Loki is.” Y/n voiced leaving  no room for an argument.
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Captain America pulls on his Helmet and Shield. Tony welds his Iron Man helmet. Light slips down over Iron Man's eye holes. Black Widow attaches a glove gauntlet  with her rounds on her wrist and a blue light charges. Hawkeye slips on his quiver of arrows.
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Cap, Widow and Hawkeye walk towards and into the Quinjet. A Young Shield Pilot looks and stands in their way.
“You are not authorized to be here...” The Pilot stated.
“Son... just don't.” Steve told the The Pilot.
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Fury looks the window of the ship, contemplating. Agent Hill
walks up to him, knowing. “Sir.”
“Agent Hill?”
“Those cards, they were in Coulson's locker, not in his jacket.” Agent Hill disclosed.
“They needed the push.” Nick said  holding Coulson's cards.
A loud noise screeches. Fury looks out to see Iron Man flying off as well as the Quinjet.
“They found it. Get our communications back up, whatever you have to do. I  want eyes on everything.” Nick ordered.
“Yes, sir.”
Part 10
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