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cupaholic · 1 year

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(( I’ve been thinking about the “character A has character b’s child in secret” for some reason so uh fuck it Yandree!Dad!Levithan because I’m terrible at naming things and Levi would probably just try to name the baby after Henry or Ruri-Chan so there’s some name ideas . Also for context darling had managed to successfully run away from him only to end up stuck with a mini him and is found again. Also also the wiki claims Levi’s hair is indigo…I’m still not sure if that’s accurate ))

“Hush, it’s probably just one of your aunts or uncles,” the human attempted to soothe her startled child , humming to it as it’s long snake-like tail was now coiled firmly around her arm.

She was mostly successful as she made her way to the door, her hybrid baby whining softly as it nuzzled its mother for comfort. To say she was surprised to find herself being stared at by Leviathan of all people would be a massive understatement. She glanced at the baby she held so close and then she glanced back at the father of her indigo haired child, feeling her heart race hoping she wouldn’t see those same horns her baby was starting to grow sprout from its father .

-🐚

hiya new anon~ after reading your ask im now in love with the thought of yan!dad!levi hehe

as for levi's hair... both? i think it's indigo that looks blue depending on the lighting but here are some photos i found:

especially for the miss 'em levi, his hair is indigo/light(?) purple

"ah, so this is where you've been all these years." levi glanced around the room, he was standing in, ignoring your shocked features as you stared at him.

"was it worth it? to run away and end up in a dump like this?" he gestured at the place. "if you wanted to move somewhere more private i could have arranged for it easily." he glanced at the child in your arms, his eyes softening for the first time since he had arrived.

"they look like both of us. they've got my hair and your eyes." levi grinned back at you.

"you're coming back with me. the both of you."

#cupaholic #cup's rp #🐚 anon #yandere leviathan

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starlightshadowsworld · 2 years

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Yuma in the manga is shown to be a good driver but can’t turbo duel because multitasking isn’t his strong suit. I imagine Yugo is helping him but their practice duel ended up in a lot violated traffic law. Rin has to call one of the adults Kaiba because the boys just got arested (also their cell it right next to Yusei)

Yugo was just trying to be a good supportive brother and teach Yuma the ways (and awesomeness) of turbo dualing.

But they ended up having it in a non dualing area, making it both an illegal dual and breaking the traffic laws of the area.

Rin, who was along for the ride managed to evade them as they hauled her brothers of to the facility.

"Hey Rin, what's up? You guys alright, you were supposed to back for dinner by now." Said Jaden, there wasn't any anger in his voice at all. He knew they had gone at dualing which could definitely take its time even on motorcycle's.

"Dad... Yugo and Yuma got arrested" said Rin, not knowing how to sugar coat it. Or if she should? She knew Ruri would've tried to, Yuzu more focused with getting them out while Selena would just say it as bluntly as possible.

Rin could hear him sigh softly, "I'll be back in a bit, kids have decided to go visit their big brother early" He said to who she guessed was Jesse before hearing him put on his jacket and start walking out the door. "Are they in the facility?" He asked, she nodded before realising he couldn't see her "yeah they are, it was Sector security who got em."

Jaden hummed in acknowledgement as Rin talked him through what had happened. "Wait big brother... Is Yusei there?" She asked, Jaden chuckled "yup, you know if I didn't know any better I'd say this was a family tradition." Rin snorted "it kinda is, grandpa told us about those 'special' cards you've made."

Jaden snorted "ah, betrayed by my own father I see how it is." He waved as he came into view, putting his phone away. "But you see, the family tradition involves not getting caught which is the part your dear brothers haven't figured out yet." Rin smiled, hugging him as they left to the facility.

She couldn't really argue with that one.

"Dad!" Called out Yuma, waving his hand through the bars. "We're in here!" Echoed Yugo from their shared cell. Yusei gave a small sheepish smile, from the cell beside them. Jaden looked at them all, sighing and shaking his head "honestly, what am I going to do with all of you?" He said, trying and failing to hide the grin on his face.

"Take us home for dad’s lovely wonderful food?” Asked Yugo, giving him big ol puppy dog eyes that were quickly matched by Yuma. Even Yusei put his hands together and gave his dad a pleading look. Jaden chuckled “yeah, pretty much. Let em out sarge” he said, the officer sighed wanting to say something but the bail money had gone in and really no one at the facility was about to mess with Jaden Kaiba.

It didn’t take long before Jaden was hugging his kids, ruffling their hair and taking them home. However, while Jaden let them sit and eat and Jesse greeted them warmly. Yubel and Martha were both standing their, arms folded “you got arrested?”

Suffice to say they didn’t get off that easy, especially Yusei who had done this multiple times.

#Seto adopts Jaden #Jaden adopts protags #Yuma Tsukumo #Yugo arc v #Yusei Fudo #Rin arc v #Yugioh #Yugioh arc v #Yugioh gx #Yugioh 5ds

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analyzingadventure · 2 years

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CATCHING UP WITH GHOST GAME! 8-12! LET’S GO

EPISODE 8! Nightly Procession of the Monsters!

What can I say, I’m much more of a binge-watcher than like, someone who watches a thing weekly

SISTERMON CIEL LET’S GOOO!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR DEBUT, HELL YEAH GIRL, GO GET ‘EM, HARASS THOSE HUMANS GIRLBOSS!!

Oh jesus that car just exploded, oh shit

THERE SHE IS, RIDING HER GO-KART, CIEL MY BELOVED

She is going fucking apeshit and I love that so much

Jellymon?! YOU GAVE HER THE KART?!

This is certainly an unexpected sequel to the CG animated short from back in the day lol

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

OH IT’S METAL PHANTOMON?! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!! METAL PHANTOMON!!!

GO RURI, GATEKEEP THE GIRLBOSS, AND BECOME THE GIRLBOSS

Thank god Ciel only has a single brain cell

This fight is so fucking cool, holy shit

BLACKTAILMON?! BABY?! MY BELOVED?! YOU’VE RETURNED FOR MYSTERIOUS REASONS?!

Oh is Uver taking the Digimon back into the DW or something?

This was so fucking cool

Oh yeah it was a gate

I love you so much

THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING EPISODE

OKAY EPISODE 9, WARPED TIME!

Oh no Hiro’s having an out-of-body experience

Clockmon you back?

Oh, missing time, that’s a classic spoopy thing right there

Baby boy

Honestly considdering Ruri I’m shocked she didn’t considder suggesting it was aliens causing the missing time

BOKOMOOOOON! MY BELOVED!!

Part of me wants to go back to watch Angoramon’s intro episode to see if there was inconsistencies with the whole un-materialized Digimon being able to touch things/being able to materialize at will, but all things considdered Angoramon (and Jellymon and Gammamon for that matter) might be exceptions due to their connections to the Bracelets (like, non-standard Digimon), and like. Honestly even if there was plotholes here, I don’t have the energy to get up-and-arms about it, it’s fiiine

So Dad’s been Daimon Sugiru’d, got it (I’m joking) (But also I’m just loving this take on humans entering the DW)

NGL I am sad Kazuko Sugiyama couldn’t reprise her role as Bokomon...

OH IT WAS CLOCKMON, I WAS WONDERING IF I WAS WRONG FOR A MOMENT BUT IT IS, HE’S BACK, YEAH

GAMMAMON, LET YOUR THIRD SENSE GUIDE YOU!

Oh nice one Hiro

OH NICE ONE BAKUMON!

VIBE CHECK!!

Gammamon, I don’t like the vibes of that ominous shadow you got going on there. I mean it did a great job on Clockmon but, them vibes

Is this it, are we gonna see the first death now? Is Clockmon gonna be the first casualty of GG?

Oh Hiro you’re so fucking sweet

Okay but what if after they’re done, Clockmon’s gonna go OG Baby Clockmon Mode?

Okay not, but IT WOULD’VE BEEN REALLY FUNNY IF THAT HAPPENED

Another fun episode!

EPISODE 10, GAME OF DEATH ohh that’s a spoopy title right there

AGNIMON?! Oh wait no it’s not, it’s that ogre lady, right

Isn’t this Kinkakumon and Ginkakumon’s ani debut? That’s sweet yo

Oh ew, ew, human booze, oh ew nooo

I’m sorry this episode has been kind of basic and hasn’t been interesting so far

BUT TESLAJELLYMON! FINALLY! GIRLBOSS EVOLVE!

Yeah sorry that wasn’t a particularly interesting episode, but eh, they can’t all be winners

EPISODE 11! KAIMAITACHI!

Angoramon... my beloved...

Hiro is onto something there, the weird gusts of wind must be the doings of an enemy Stand User! dfgksjh

Hiro wiping Gammamon’s face... Baby... Baby boy...

Oh no, the tiny Digi community is so fucking cute, holy shit I wanna know more about these folks

Oh the foxy friend’s tail is going on a rampage? That’s a new one, poits for creativity right there

KAUS HAS HANDLES ON HIS BACK?

Cute episode, but not a winner for me vmv

EPISODE 12! CHAIN LETTER!

Don’t tell me Jellymon is afraid of veggies

LMAO Gammamon’s face while he was stomping the phone jdfhgkjhdfg

I could make a cursed joke here about the Zassoumon getting bigger, But I’m going to spare y’all from it

Honestl yI don’t think we’ve seen a “hoard of Digimon attack humans enmasse” thing like this since Adventure (or if we have I’ve completely forgotten about it) so this is a fun take on that scenario

I know we’re gonna get to see the green Gammamon this episode and I’m kinda sad we’re seeing that evolution before Angoramon’s evolution but okay

WEZEN IS SO CUTE THO

Old Man Zassoumon is very sus

Baby boy, baby, I love you so much

And hot damn I’m caught up

EPISODE PREVIEW

GORIMON! MONITAMON! Looking forward to it!

So yeah, the first few episodes here was absolute bangers but it kinda went downhill from there, slightly picking up with episode 12. It is fine though, aside from episode 11 which felt kind of pointless, there’s been Something Imporant in every episode

IDK if we have any info on how long GG’s gonna be but assuming it’s the usual 42-54 episodes, we’re anywhere from 1/5 to 1/4 through the show, meaning shit should start picking up soon-ish. Like after Angoramon’s evolution gets introduced I think the plot’s gonna start moving forward, so anywhere from 1-5 episodes, maybe? Shit should definitely start to get real by episode 20+, that’s for sure

#Ghost Game #GG Reaction

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rurifangirl · 3 years

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ayy i finally woke up, so have oc asks💃

Kayn's opinion of higheals? would he ever wear them? if so, what kind of heals would he wear?

if Syndra could dropkick onw person, who would it be👀

would Rui or would they not try to choke me to death for eatin their gems askin for no reason👁

why did ya give Lyva such pink vibe👁👁 i luv her she's a fave

Shou's opinion on this lil shit

does Qiran hate anyone? like trully hate? is it justified from Qiran's pov?

Naexi's opinion on this fuck. specifically.

Evelyn's opinion on gore👀

Hakdkskk bestie now I understood shit so Imma reply Ig🙄/j

Kayn

Ahkeosk If anything he kinda likes them. Like probably wouldn't wear those but that's more because of uh, bitch Is a tree n if he ain't gettin help he's gonna trip with them 😭😭 And I'm sure that since some members of the gang still wear em he'd still find them aesthetically pleasin. I feel like rather than buyin em for himself he'd probably give his opinion on which are the cutest onto others tbh. All I'm seeing Is him helpinh out 7/Ruri w choosing them and being the himbo he is

Syndra

Ywjekdk surprisingly so not really anyone that Is currently alive I mean other than ti annoy someone she doesn't really have anyone in particular. For It so much time passed that even if she still holds grudges it's usless for it to get mad at them, since she was the one to do many, shitty and questionable things during its life.

If she could get back it would absolutely kick the shit outta of someone, but they're still not introduced so imma leave this ask with some sort of interpretation.

👁️👁️

Rui-

Yes. 100%. No question asked 😭😭 Why would ya even steal em from them, ya wanna get killed or somethin? Know your place you swine 🙄/j

Agdjkskw on a serious note they're extremely attached to their gems and would do anything to prevent them getting touched/stolen/broken, even going after you till the day you die (/hj)

They'd even change paths if that meant the safety of their gems tbh

Lyva-

Bestie i have no idea but sameee 😭😭 Even tho she ain't my fav she's one of em, but good news Is that Myst (my upcoming oc that idk when to upload honestly) Is gonna be kinda important for everyone and specifically Lyva, so you'll prolly get more content of them 😍

and also because i want to make more content id die for them too

Shou-

"What in the lord- Qiran, are you even sure it's my ask? ...You didn't get mixed up? Very well then. I have no knowledge nor want to know what that thing Is, rather than you shall keep It the more distant from me, if that is not a difficult task. Thank you in advance. :)"

Qiran-

HOHOHOHOHOIHOO YES THEY DO.

Remember when I said that they lost their friends because of something? Well let's just say that they didn't lose em because of natural causes, rather than something had brutally killed them.

Now I initially intended to make this one of the main members of the Cult, as they do have their reasons to take them down (Alias some of Qiran's friends knew too much), but now I'm kinda torn whether to make that another own character or not.

Or even giving the fault to some character I've already mentioned that Is kinda tied to Qiran too👁️👁️ (yes im now having doubts whether to make that a group of people or shous dad yes im serious).

But either way, they not only resent them BUT THEY ALSO resent their older brother, which again Is the other oc I gotta introduce, but everything Is gonna be explained better in his own post👀.

Naexi-

"what a... wonderful creature! is it tied to any human practice or tradition? it seems like a fun way to seek for comfort too, I suppose? thank you for showing me this :>."

Evelyn-

"Man that shit's nasty, I 'on like it and thinkin bout that makes me wanna curl up onto Naexis carpet or somethin n 'ucking vomit, and Shoe bein fuckin disgustin in their other shitty form ain't helpin 🙄 Damnin Weirdos" ( They actually care but are too much of a prideful bitch to admit It)

Tags undercut:

@a-chaotic-dumbass @spoopy-fish-writes @damnfoxx @dopesaladlady @audre-falrose @nadi-117

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switchbrainedholylime · 4 years

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Like Petroleum & Water - Chapter 1

Based on the prompt/AU idea by @skygemspeaks: https://skygemspeaks.tumblr.com/post/189686838998/you-know-what-dr-stone-modern-au-where-all-the

Summary: Senkuu’s new stepmother Lillian comes a family...a large, Southern one. And while Senkuu may have dreamed of going to space to explore another planet, he didn’t think that alien planet would be West Virginia.

Sure he and Byakuya were still going to live in Japan full-time, he didn’t have to move there; they just had to visit for one month every year during the summer after they got married. Lillian wanted a low-key family wedding without all the fuss of the media, so she was secretive about any details in interviews.

Of course, Lillian had told Byakuya who blabbed excitably about all the details to Senku, but luckily for the newly-engaged couple, the teen prodigy didn’t care about leaking any of the info to the media.

“I just dan’t wanna get my loved ones involved in all that drama, y’know? I just wanna have a nice time with the folks that made me who I am. I might have a big celebration afterward, but really deep down I guess I’m still a hometown girl. Sure, I could hire a big city caterer, have big names come to it, have a big giant cake the size of the moon, have everything big-big-big. But...that’s just ain’t who I am. It just wouldn’t feel right. I made a promise before my first major concert at 14 in Morgantown, home to my home state’s biggest university music program, to my aunt that she’d be the one that’d make my wedding cake, and I wanna keep that. She was my first official voice coach once she heard about how much all the kids on the street loved my singing. I owe it to her.”

When pop idol Lillian Weinberg posted her engagement photos with her and Byakuya in the ISS on her Instagram. The video of the engagement ring fluttering in zero-gravity until it moved towards Lillian, who slipped it on and embraced the Japanese astronaut got billions of views.

By the time the ISS returned, Bakuya was an international sensation and people were flocked to his university office. The school security had to actually train to themselves to deal with pesky paparazzi.

The world Senkuu inhabited was shattered like someone had taken their bare hands to a statue and crushed it like an egg. The other astronauts were clapping in the videos. Everyone in his class went ballistic.

Literally ballistic, too; one of Yuzuriha’s friends named Nikki threw her eraser so fast across the classroom in utter shock that it matched the trajectory of an arrow at about 27.3 mph. “Oh my God! Senku, this is your dad, isn’t it?”

Senkuu shifted his head over. “Yeah, that’s him, alright.”

“I can’t say that I blame Lillian, he’s a lot hotter than you, Senkuu.” Nikki smiled, “Of course, I’m always a sucker for a five-o-clock shadow.”

“He’s also gotten pretty buff from all that astronaut training, too. Some of the gym photos show ‘em getting pretty jacked.”

“He has a rustic spice about him, but he’s also smart. He raised Senkuu on his own, so you know he’s family-orientated and doesn’t have issues with commitment. He has a steady job, too.” Another schoolmate gushed.

“Wait, weren’t you working on a bodysuit for him back in elementary school. You don’t happen to still have a model of that around, do you?”

“I’d prefer it if you don’t talk about my dad in front of me like he’s some top 10 movie star. Sweet Issac Newton, my old man is in his mid-forties! None of you thought he was hot before he hooked up with Lillian!” Senkuu’s face was beet red and sweat as he grasped his piece of chalk for dear life. “Alright, can we please go back to the parabola formula. It’s going to be on the final exam.”

After a frustrating pre-finals review, Senkuu left the school grounds on his own as he thought to himself. His arms were firmly planted in his lab coat. He pouted and scowled to himself, “Had I known that the main result of my old man getting into JAXA would be that he got to bang his favorite celebrity instead of getting some serious science work done, I wouldn’t have made that swimming suit-”

His monologuing was interrupted by Taiju and Yuzuriha. “Senku! Hey, congrats to your old man. Yuzu said that she’d make a custom tuxedo, so I kinda gave her your measurements. Sorry I didn’t ask you first-”

“Great, now even my two best friends wanna bang my future step-mom and by next school year, I’ll have to submit paperwork to change my name to ‘Senku Weinberg’. What a joke,” Senku groaned. “I even heard people are starting to fantasize about me, comparing my eyes to rubies! No one even cared about us before this!”

“Senku! You know I only love Yuzuriha. Also...you know I’ve always cared about you. Famous or not,” Taiju insisted.

“Then why haven’t you told Yuzuriha yet that you love her?”

“I...plan on it! I promise! After finals, and definitely by the time you get back from the wedding!”

“You better.” Senkuu gazed up at the sunset. He then high-fived his friend, “Don’t forget your summer homework assignment, big oaf.”

“I won’t!”

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Getting to travel first-class was surreal, to say the least. Senkuu gazed out his window and calculated the seconds it’d take to get there or how high they were above ground by the centimeter. They transferred from Tokyo to New York to Huntington. From there it was an hour drive through the windy mountains that made Senkuu AND Baykuya nearly vomit from motion sickness until they finally arrived at Lillian’s hometown: Pickens, West Virginia. Population 40.

“Alright, y’all! We’re here.” Lillian turned to her fiancee and soon-to-be stepson.

“Here I thought the JAXA training was rough...,” Byakuya groaned.

“I figured I was going straight to Hell, but I didn’t think it’d be this soon,” Senkuu muttered to himself.

“GET UP!” Lillian kicked the car and shook them out of it. “Good grief, y’all need to build up some grit!”

“Darling!” A dark-brown haired middle-aged woman and embraced the pop singer. “Oh, I’ve missed you so much. I prayed for you constantly that you’d come back home.”

“Thanks, Auntie Turquoise!” Lillian jumped towards her aunt. “How’re Cousins Kohaku and Ruri? The trio o’ Ruby, Sapphire ‘n Garnet ain’t causin’ the sheriff too much trouble, are they?”

“Thankfully they’re not. Though boy is that Magma a whole wreck to deal with; he broke his DUI parole again yet he still drives through the town on his truck like it’s a NASCAR ring. He’s a headache.”

“Turquoise...? Lapis Lazuli?” Senkuu sat up.

“There’s not a lot of people ‘round ‘ere so we don’t really bother with last names. We just go by our favorite stone. Lillian Weinberg’s actually my stage name. I actually officially changed it in order to enroll in the ISS program, though. I’m the only person in this ‘ol town with a first and last name or to have left in more than 50 years.”

“The only person!?” Senkuu nearly choked. “And not only that, you made it to SPACE!? What even is this!?”

“Why did you choose ‘Weinberg’?” Byakuya asked.

“There’s a town just a few miles north ‘o ‘ere called Helvetia that’s a huge tourist trap since it’s all about Dutch and German heritage. Auntie Turquoise used to get me presents from there craftsmen there all the time. I’ll always treasure that wooden music box y’all got me when I started my first period.”

“Well, I couldn’t help myself for my favorite niece.” Aunt Turquoise smiled.

“We can swing by there sometime on our way back to the airport. I get the feelin’ y’all have had enough twirling for today.”

“Yeah,"

“What happens if more than one person has the same favorite stone?”

“Oh, Pastor Jasper keeps a record on that. If that happens, they pick the same name of the stone but in a different language. That’s why Kohaku and Ruri aren’t called ‘Amber’ and ‘Lapis Lazuli’."

“I-I guess.” Byakuya blinked.

“Well, what’re waitin’ in the car for? C’mon in!” Lillian picked both grown men up and carried them into the house.

#occ #drst #dr stone #lillian weinberg #fanfic

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italicwatches · 6 years

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Aho-Girl - Episode 03

Woo, I might get to finish a photo task today. We’ll see if it happens. But right now, it’s Aho-Girl, episode 03! Here we GO!

-Opening! It’s A-kun! Wait… The disciplinary committee president is coming for you, A-kun! RUN! Yoshiko will save you with weaponized groping!

-Episode 03: Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!

-Yoshiko has brought A-kun home…And also Sayaka! Yoshiko’s mom is immediately terrified of having a sweet normal girl who could ruin her retirement plans. If A-kun finds out he has better options in this world, he’ll abandon you! But Yoshiko insists she’s cuter and better than Sayaka. Nnnnno you’re not. No, she is! No you’re not! No, she is!

-Yoshiko’s mom needs to stop this. …A-kun, dear! Be careful with that blonde! It’s always the quiet, mature ones who turn out to be the most cutthroat gold diggers! THAT’S HOW SHE WAS AT THAT AGE! You’re not helping your own case.

-Sayaka tries to stop all of this by insisting she doesn’t feel anywhere near ready for any kind of relationships…And Yoshiko’s mother calls this, and I quote, the “sluttiest line in the book.” A-kun just quietly stares, realizing what kind of bullshit hell he’s been cast into…

-As Yoshiko’s mother decides she has to see Sayaka’s panties. A real innocent girl would be wearing something cutesy, while a secret slut will have something lacey! NOW UP THAT SKIRT! And Yoshiko also wants to join in and thus begins a war to see Sayaka’s panties! A war she does not want to participate in.

-Which just gets her literally handcuffed to the coffee table. Which is how Yoshiko’s mother, and I quote, “took her husband’s first time”. Yoshiko goes in for the kill, to see those panties…

-Until A-kun unleashes a UNIVERSAL UPPERCUT strong enough to lob her into the spikes under The Pit. This stops or he starts the real beatings. But Sayaka doesn’t want any such violence, as she relents…

-And the purity of her panties literally blow Yoshiko and her mom away, as it is implied Sayaka is wearing cutesy kitty panties. Yoshiko’s mother thus utterly relents, allowing A-kun to be friends with this girl.

-New scene! Yoshiko wants to play with the kids again. The kids want her to go study and work on her self improvement. Yoshiko says no.

-But then there comes a sound! A massive, ferocious fluff ball of a dog! All four are forced to flee as it chases them down…Until Yoshiko catches it!

-And then it eats her head! It is the end of Yoshiko! But then she realizes she can get on his back, and he’s huge enough to ride…I mean, until she ends up falling off and getting dragged around the dirt as it chases the kids. Let go of the dog, Yoshiko! NEVER! …They’ll give you candy if you let go!

-OKAY! Well that was fast. And she plants her hands, to raise this dog up with her mighty thighs and perform…a…Well she just fucks it up and drops the dog onto herself and there goes any attempt to take it seriously.

-The dog is left confused, and that’s when they find he has a note on his collar asking someone to take care of him. An abandoned dog! But now that it has accepted her, the dog lets her ride it off into the sunset! It’s almost amazing, in a failure way.

-NEW SCENE! And Yoshiko has gotten domestically grown bananas! How are they?!

-AMAZING. So amazing that she decides she has to tell the farmer herself! COME ON SAYAKA THEY’RE GOING TO THE FARM! It’s, it’s about a three hour train ride, close to 100 kilometers away…But Yoshiko intends to run the whole way there. Not even a bicycle, despite Sayaka’s panicked pleading to get to do something that isn’t run 100km in one shot.

-Three hours later, they’re in the middle of nowhere. You can tell by the name of the station convenience store they find. Yoshiko gets sent in to buy drinks…

-And ends up buying an ugly town mascot doll. Sayaka despairs. Wait, wait Yoshiko has another 1,000 yen! …Which she uses to buy another, smaller doll. Sayaka despairs all the deeper, as her sheer frustration carries her forward, for running one hundred kilometers is easier than making Yoshiko understand…

-And thus they finally, deep into the sunset, end up at the farm, meeting the farmer himself as Yoshiko sings his praises for his high end banana farming! Okay, mission accomplished, time to go home! Sayaka has to beg for train fare home on all fours, because she cannot endure this a second time.

-New sceeeene! A-kun is staring at his tests, where he got in the mid to high 90s on everything and is frustrated…And Yoshiko isn’t helping. He decides to go home, when Yoshiko gets the idea that she needs to, and I quote, cheer him up “with that thing that my mom does to my dad at night to make him feel better”. …Oh god. Run, A-kun. Run, hide. Travel to the Americas, take up a new name, start a new life. It’s your only hope.

-To A-kun’s apartment, where he finds himself handcuffed. I am unsurprised by this.

-“From this moment on, you’re my baby!”

-…

-o o o

-I don’t know what I expected.

-But this wasn’t it.

-So A-kun realizes, with horror, that she’s serious. And he tries to escape, but Yoshiko’s having none of it as she starts to undress, to offer her bountiful bosom for her baby…With his arms bound, A-kun is forced to rely on the ever humble HEADBUTT to try and get her off of him…But she’s not listening as she pushes him into marshmallow hell!

-A-kun finally just goes limp, with no other response he can give. …And then Yoshiko takes a selfie of them and goes to send it to Sayaka. A-kun decides, at that moment, that he will have to kill Yoshiko to salvage his dignity, as he manages to, despite his handcuffs on hands and legs, unleash a RIDER KICK square to the face. She reveals that the handcuff key is in her skirt before she passes out…

-And when Ruri comes in to ask for help, she finds A-kun desperately rutting around in Yoshiko’s unders with his teeth.

-I’m sorry, A-kun.

-The End~

Oh my god I regret using “that escalated quickly” last time. I should have used it this time.

#where I watch #recap #anime #aho-girl

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