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#and me sitting in the sea K I S S I N G
damyoujackson · 6 months
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coz nah I had the WEIRDEST DREAM EVER. So I’m in school and for some reason the Chainsaw murderer is on the loose, right so I’m in class and my class teacher is the same, the students are all the same, HECK even the seating arrangement is the same. So I’m eyeing my crush coz eye candy baby and the teacher catches me staring and asks me about it so I say there’s a giant dead bug on his table and THERE WAS and then the lights went out and the teacher asked me and my crush to make charts for the classroom about the map of India and then we were arguing with the teacher that a survey and a map are different because one of them was green??? Then the Murderer Alarm TM goes off and he and I are partners to protect each other so we grab our bags and run but he’s teamed up with his friends and abandons me. then the scene shifts to my suburban house in the town and my school bus is standing there and I get in I see my best friend @kaiserkisser just sitting there with MY CLASSMATES? chatting away then she gets up and murders everyone in sight except for me then I find my crush/ safety partner and then we run away and fall into Maldivian waters? and swam into a stilt house and were adopted by an old lady
bro what the fuck
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